Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2007 General Board Posts >> I Bring You INNER PEACE!!!!!
        
(Message started by: Ghost on Feb 19^th, 2007, 5:14pm)

Title: I Bring You INNER PEACE!!!!!
Post by Ghost on Feb 19^th, 2007, 5:14pm

Calmness in our lives I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.

Mike

May you all be happy and peaceful now! ;;D ;) 8)

Title: Re: I Bring You INNER PEACE!!!!!
Post by BB on Feb 19^th, 2007, 5:17pm

Woe is me, the only thing that I started and have not finished in the home is the housework ...

ARRRGGGHHHHHH !

:P

Annette

Everything else had been polished off squeaky clean by a husband, two kids and a labrador ! ::)

Title: Re: I Bring You INNER PEACE!!!!!
Post by artonio7 on Feb 19^th, 2007, 6:58pm

Oh for the love if god... you owe me a monitor... a keyboard a new computer chair and I'm sending you my laundry bill....

I spit up a mouth full of coffee and pissed myself laughing!

Oh God bless you doctor Phil!!!!!!

with warm regards,
Tony

Title: Re: I Bring You INNER PEACE!!!!!
Post by Redd715 on Feb 19^th, 2007, 7:39pm

Well then,

tonight after I take the kids to their Dad's I'm finishing off a Chocolate Fudge Kringle, a bag of freetos and jalapeno cheese dip, open bottle of Jim Beam and an open bottle of Merlot. The Southern Comfort I keep here for my brother, can stay, but will polish off a bag of chocolate peanutbutter puppy chow from Meg.

I'll let you know just how much better I feel in the Morning.. ;;D

Title: Re: I Bring You INNER PEACE!!!!!
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 19^th, 2007, 8:53pm

Damn I got 58 years of unfinished projects & 3 fridges, I’m never going to get happy and peaceful. [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: I Bring You INNER PEACE!!!!!
Post by Mac_Muz on Feb 20^th, 2007, 2:18pm

Yeah, gimmie about 7 weeks and I might try that..... gee ze..... ;;D