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(Message started by: artonio7 on Feb 5^th, 2007, 4:48am)

Title: The Fortune Cookie Corner
Post by artonio7 on Feb 5^th, 2007, 4:48am

Everyone loves a good fortune. These are two of my most recent fortune cookie fortunes.

:) Avert misunderstandings by calm, poise, and balance. :)

:) A handful of patience is worth a bushel of brains. :)

Please add your fortunes.

with warm regards,
Tony

Title: Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
Post by Wilbur on Feb 5^th, 2007, 7:17am

Every fortune, when read aloud, must be preceded by "When in bed..."

Title: Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
Post by chewy on Feb 5^th, 2007, 7:37am

LMAO! Leave it to Wilbur.

Or is that Beaver?

Title: Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
Post by sandie99 on Feb 5^th, 2007, 8:13am

I've had a fortune cookie only once. It said: "Smile and the world smiles with you". :)

Best wishes,
Sanna

Title: Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
Post by georgej on Feb 5^th, 2007, 8:40am

I once got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. Seemed an ominous portent to me, but nothing's happened yet. ;)

I can't remember what show it was, long ago--maybe Rod Serling's "Night Gallery"--where a guy gets a fortune cookie that said, "You're Dead." So the guy looks up, and he is....

Hey, my sense of humor's a little left-handed sometimes.

Best,

George

Title: Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
Post by taraann on Feb 5^th, 2007, 9:04am

My recent cookie said "Trust him but keep your eyes open"

Title: Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
Post by Wilbur on Feb 5^th, 2007, 9:49am

"The meat you just ate was NOT chicken."

Title: Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
Post by Jackie on Feb 5^th, 2007, 5:53pm

"Better to be pissed off than pissed on"...... ::)

OMG Wilber.... [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Feb 5^th, 2007, 6:35pm

on 02/05/07 at 07:17:02, Wilbur wrote:

Every fortune, when read aloud, must be preceded by "When in bed..."

That's what I always heard too. Sometimes they make sense.

Title: Re: The Fortune Cookie Corner
Post by Jimi on Feb 5^th, 2007, 6:42pm

"Don't let fear and common sense hold you back".