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(Message started by: cateyes on Jan 30^th, 2007, 6:11pm)

Title: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male CH`s.
Post by cateyes on Jan 30^th, 2007, 6:11pm

Avoiding the headache

A man is having terrible headaches. He can't sleep, eat, think, or do much of anything because of the pain. Several doctors examined him and couldn't determine the cause of his problem. He finally went to one of the top neurological specialists in the country who examines him and says, "I've found the cause of the pain. Your testicles are pushing up into your spine. The constant pressureon the spine causes the headaches. The only thing I can do is perform surgery and remove your testicles."

The man is shocked to hear this but the decision is not difficult as he know he cannot stand the pain of the headaches. He has the surgery and immediately fells like a new man. The pain is completely gone and he feels like he has a new life. He is so happy he decides to buy himself a new suit. He goes to a small men's shop and tells the old tailor that he wants to buy a suit.

"Sure," says the tailor. "You're a 42 long, right?"

"Wow, how did you know?" says the man.

"Hey, I've been in this business a long time. You learn a few things" said the tailor."

The tailor brought the man a suit that fit perfectly. It looked so good that the man decided to buy a new shirt to go with it.

"16, 34, right?" said the tailor.

"Right again!" said the man. "You're amazing."

"Hey, I've been in this business a long time. You learn a few things".

The tailor brought a shirt and tie and they looked great. The man said, "Hey, let's go for broke. Give me a pair of the silk boxers too."

The tailor said, "36 right?"

"I'm disappointed," said the man. "But 2 out of 3 is still good. I wear size 34 boxers."

The tailor said, "Hey, I've been in this business for a long time and I think you need 36."

The man replied, "It's obvious you know your business but I've worn size 34 for as long as I can remember. I'm going to have to disagree with you on this one".

"Hey look," said the tailor, "I'll sell you whatever you want. But I've been in this business a long time. If you wear a size 34 it's gonna push your nuts up into your spine and give you terrible headaches."

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by B14CK5H33P on Jan 30^th, 2007, 6:16pm

;;D

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by LeLimey on Jan 30^th, 2007, 6:23pm

on 01/30/07 at 18:11:38, cateyes wrote:

...it's gonna push your nuts up into your spine and give you terrible headaches."

You know, its funny - I have shoes that can do that! Don't I Lee?! ;;D

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by Turts on Jan 30^th, 2007, 6:29pm

im going to start letting them hang loose and low from now on.

;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by JeffB on Jan 30^th, 2007, 6:48pm

This is why I only wear thongs.........when I wear undies at all that is. ;;D

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by cateyes on Jan 30^th, 2007, 6:50pm

on 01/30/07 at 18:48:34, JeffB wrote:

This is why I only wear thongs.........when I wear undies at all that is. ;;D

Ok TMI TMI....by the way..got any pics of those thongs? lol ;;D

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by LeLimey on Jan 30^th, 2007, 6:52pm

on 01/30/07 at 18:48:34, JeffB wrote:

This is why I only wear thongs.........when I wear undies at all that is. ;;D

Same reason as small chested women not wearing bra's perchance Jeffie?! ;;D

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by cateyes on Jan 30^th, 2007, 6:54pm

on 01/30/07 at 18:52:05, LeLimey wrote:

Same reason as small chested women not wearing bra's perchance Jeffie?! ;;D

Ha Ha Leave it Helen to "GO THERE" good one girlfriend..lol

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 30^th, 2007, 7:15pm

Quote:

....by the way..got any pics of those thongs? lol

Are you out of your mind girl?

I am not opening up ch.com for the next 30 days now.

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by Charlie on Jan 30^th, 2007, 7:47pm

Yer scary Helen. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/drive1.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by Redd715 on Jan 30^th, 2007, 7:58pm

:-X :-X :-X

Nope...not gonna say it....Nope nope...you can't make me....

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by cateyes on Jan 30^th, 2007, 7:59pm

on 01/30/07 at 19:58:08, Redd715 wrote:

:-X :-X :-X

Nope...not gonna say it....Nope nope...you can't make me....

[smiley=crackup.gif]

go ahead...I double dog dare ya..lol

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by jimmers on Jan 30^th, 2007, 8:10pm

All I have to do is ask my Wife for sex and she instantly has a headache! ;;D

Jimmers

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by sandie99 on Jan 31^st, 2007, 5:30am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by taraann on Jan 31^st, 2007, 9:19am

I wonder if all the speedo wearing guys get alot of headaches? I know I get one when I see a speedo guy! ;;D

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by LeeS on Jan 31^st, 2007, 9:53am

on 01/30/07 at 18:23:29, LeLimey wrote:

You know, its funny - I have shoes that can do that! Don't I Lee?! ;;D

Hey Imelda, you've got that many pairs of shoes that I'm sure just about anything could be ascribed to them :P

-Lee

Title: Re: Hmm Maybe this is why there are so many male C
Post by glen jenkins on Jan 31^st, 2007, 11:56pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]your way to funny,but its true!!!last thing i think of with ch`s is my balls [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] . good joke though made me laugh something i haven`t done in awhile thanks my friend ;)