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(Message started by: Jimi on Jan 21st, 2007, 11:16pm)

Title: I have a question...
Post by Jimi on Jan 21st, 2007, 11:16pm
   I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
   The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller
hangs up.  My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently although when I ask their names she always says,
  "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
   I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home,
but she always walks down the drive.  Although I can hear a
car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.
   I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
   Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.
   I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but
last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
   I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.  
   It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
  My question is. Do you guys think this is something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? ;;D

Thanks,
Jimi
































Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by Tim_w on Jan 21st, 2007, 11:59pm
By A Gold Wing :D ROTFLMAO

Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 22nd, 2007, 12:37am
The Brits may not be good at cricket but they sure know how to make classic bikes.
http://www.vintagebike.co.uk/Bike%20Directories/Triumph%20Bikes/images/Triumph-Bonneville-T120-66.jpg
1966 Triumph Bonneville T120C (TT Special)

Had one of those once, great machine.
Barry

Oh! the joke was funny Jimi

Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by BarbaraD on Jan 22nd, 2007, 6:21am
Jimi --

U R BAAAADDD ;;D

Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by Shaz on Jan 22nd, 2007, 6:24am
Good one Jimi.

Typical Bloke xxx

Shaz  :-*

Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by barry_sword on Jan 22nd, 2007, 6:31am
Oh my god!!!!! How bad is the leak and how new is the bike? Is warranty a factor?

I am deeply sorry :'( :'(

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by Bob P on Jan 22nd, 2007, 7:34am
Don't worry bout it.  It's just marking it's territory!

Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by Cathi04 on Jan 22nd, 2007, 4:40pm
Jimi, If she were a really good wife, she would have made sure her lover was a mechanic!

Glad to help, my friend.........

Cathi ;;D

Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by JeffB on Jan 22nd, 2007, 5:03pm
How big are her boobs??? ;;D

Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by Cathi04 on Jan 22nd, 2007, 5:14pm
Jeff,

DIS BIG!!!!!!!!!!

            [smiley=girlflash.gif]



...BTW-did you know that male is LAME, spelled backward???


Wiff Luv,
Annie-Onymous! :-*

Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by taraann on Jan 22nd, 2007, 7:45pm
ok funny........but after the laugh i gotta say Im jealous of all the beautiful bikes ;;D

Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by JeffB on Jan 22nd, 2007, 7:50pm

on 01/22/07 at 00:37:19, Barry_T_Coles wrote:
The Brits may not be good at cricket but they sure know how to make classic bikes.
http://www.vintagebike.co.uk/Bike%20Directories/Triumph%20Bikes/images/Triumph-Bonneville-T120-66.jpg
1966 Triumph Bonneville T120C (TT Special)

Had one of those once, great machine.
Barry


That is a nice bike! I bet it's faster than my Vespa!! ;;D
Oh! the joke was funny Jimi


Title: Re: I have a question...
Post by Guiseppi on Jan 22nd, 2007, 10:11pm
On the other hand, you reach my age, you see a plumbers van in your driveway when you get home....your first thought is "Oh God let it be an affair, just please don't let it be the water heater....."    it's so relative at this point ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Guiseppi



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