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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Jan 10^th, 2007, 4:41am)

Title: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
Post by BarbaraD on Jan 10^th, 2007, 4:41am

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
>
> 1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
> will prevent you from rolling over and going
> back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
>
> 2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
> laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
>
> 3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
> vegetables by getting
> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
> toilet seat by simply using the sink.
>
> 5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
> yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing
> the pressure in your veins.
> Remember to use a timer.
>
> 6. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer
> and you will forget about the headache.
>
> Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of
> life really are: You only need two tools:
> WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should,
> use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
> duct tape.
>
> Remember:
> Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
>
> If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get
> another chance.
>
> And finally, be really nice to your family and
> friends; you never know when you might need them to
> empty your bedpan.

Title: Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
Post by Mosaicwench on Jan 10^th, 2007, 7:24am

Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Oh, how very true!

Title: Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
Post by echo on Jan 10^th, 2007, 11:16am

Sound information.

Off to piss in the sink, kitchen sink, it's closer.

Title: Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
Post by aprilbee on Jan 10^th, 2007, 2:19pm

Awesome! Those were great....I needed a laugh....I'm gonna have my hubby hold the veggies tonight.... ;)

'cuz that f&^%*er keeps pissin in my sink! ;;D

Title: Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
Post by Charlie on Jan 11^th, 2007, 2:20am

Quote:

Off to piss in the sink, kitchen sink, it's closer.

Always remember that a real gentlemen takes the dishes out of the sink first. Maybe even rinses them off when he puts them back. http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/new/albums//multitasking.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie

Title: Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
Post by Charlotte on Jan 11^th, 2007, 8:17am

too funny. a variation to #6 is to drop a large flower pot on you big toe.

Charlotte

Title: Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
Post by kcopelin on Jan 11^th, 2007, 10:06am

another-
each morning blend a large frog in the blender and drink the resulting frog shake. Nothing worse will happen to you that day. ;;D

kathy

Title: Re: Home Remedies - not for the faint of heart....
Post by miker6565 on Jan 14^th, 2007, 9:34pm

Good Stuff......tried the hammer thing didn't work lol

If I used the sink I think my vegtble be the one cut by the mrs. thus leaving no reason to lift the lid :o

Firm beleiver in wd-40 and duct tape :)

Thanks for sharing,,

Peace always, Mike