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(Message started by: B14CK5H33P on Dec 21^st, 2006, 2:01pm)

Title: A Holiday Wish
Post by B14CK5H33P on Dec 21^st, 2006, 2:01pm

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize!

Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

written by Steve Martin

Title: Re: A Holiday Wish
Post by JeffB on Dec 21^st, 2006, 2:38pm

"Grand Pa bought a rubber" ;;D

Title: Re: A Holiday Wish
Post by BobG on Dec 21^st, 2006, 2:49pm

If I had one wish I'd wish for 10 more wishes. At wish number 10 I'd wish for 10 more. Repeat.

Title: Re: A Holiday Wish
Post by seasonalboomer on Dec 21^st, 2006, 3:03pm

If they granted you only one wish,
would you ask for something,
like another chance? - Steve Winwood "Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"

Is there a better piano intro in all of music?

Title: Re: A Holiday Wish
Post by JDH on Dec 21^st, 2006, 3:57pm

on 12/21/06 at 15:03:24, seasonalboomer wrote:

Is there a better piano intro in all of music?

nope

Title: Re: A Holiday Wish
Post by brewcrew on Dec 21^st, 2006, 4:21pm

on 12/21/06 at 15:03:24, seasonalboomer wrote:

Is there a better piano intro in all of music?

No, but it's predicated on the outstanding rhythm track behind Winwood by Ric Grech and Jim Gordon, allowing for all the wonderful syncopation in the piano.

Steve Winwood was only like 22 or 23 when he recorded this album.