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(Message started by: cateyes on Dec 14^th, 2006, 12:44am)

Title: Christmas "tequilla" cake recipe...
Post by cateyes on Dec 14^th, 2006, 12:44am

Tequila Christmas Cake

Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At
this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another
cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add
to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of
salt.
Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever
you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not
to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the
bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the
cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

Tammy

Title: Re: Christmas "tequilla" cake recipe...
Post by LeLimey on Dec 14^th, 2006, 2:07am

I especially like the wipe counters with cat bit.
My little basket case kitten has utterly destroyed my tree. There isn't a bauble left on it, the lights are hanging off and the branches are.. grrrr!

That's him banished to the kitchen for the remainder of the hostilities ::)

Title: Re: Christmas "tequilla" cake recipe...
Post by cateyes on Dec 14^th, 2006, 12:44pm

BUMP BUMP....

Title: Re: Christmas "tequilla" cake recipe...
Post by Karla on Dec 14^th, 2006, 12:54pm

sounds mmmm good.