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Title: The best recipe EVER......... Post by taraann on Dec 4th, 2006, 9:29am Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal * Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. * Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. * Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. * Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. * At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case. * Turn off the mixer thingy. * Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. * Pick the frigging fruit off floor... * Mix on the turner. * If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. * Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. * Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet. * Check the Crown Royal. * Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. * Add one table. * Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find. Greash the oven. * Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. * Don't forget to beat off the turner. * Finally, throw the bowl through the window. * Finish the bottle of Crown Royal. * Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Cherry Mistmas |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by sandie99 on Dec 4th, 2006, 10:01am I loved it! [smiley=laugh.gif] Hmm... should I suggest that I'll bring some of these into my "Girl Club" Christmas Party on Saturday... ;;D PF days, Sanna |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by taraann on Dec 4th, 2006, 10:18am Oh that will make for a fun girl club party Sanna! |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by LeLimey on Dec 4th, 2006, 10:30am TA We've shared some spectacular recipes but this one is your best ever ;) |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by sandie99 on Dec 4th, 2006, 10:33am on 12/04/06 at 10:18:10, taraann wrote:
Absolutely! ;;D Sanna |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by Tata on Dec 4th, 2006, 10:54am I haven't been able to make your Apple Bread yet because my little one is teething and miserable, but I'm going to make it a priority to try this one. I wonder if you can substitute Jose Cuervo for the Crown Royal? |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by Richr8 on Dec 4th, 2006, 10:57am For a little extra Holiday spice, substitute Captain Morgan's. ;) |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by BarbaraD on Dec 4th, 2006, 11:04am Now where the hell did you get my recipe? I thought it was a family secret. I know - you've been talking to the damn dog again! :) Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by taraann on Dec 4th, 2006, 3:01pm Quote:
Or I like to sometimes substitute the CR for Vanilla Smirnoff so I'm sure Jose would be a fun addition......yumm lol hope the little one feels better soon (for your sake!) Barb didn't ya know what a blabbermouth your dog is?? Quote:
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by Yorky on Dec 4th, 2006, 3:02pm on 12/04/06 at 09:29:39, taraann wrote:
fish, chip's and mushy pea's....mmmmm (sorry viet2tour made me do this ;) ) |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by tanner on Dec 4th, 2006, 4:57pm I love fish and chips but I like Taraann's cookies better ;;D ...tim |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by Jonny on Dec 4th, 2006, 5:13pm on 12/04/06 at 09:29:39, taraann wrote:
:-X on 12/04/06 at 09:29:39, taraann wrote:
:-X :-X |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by taraann on Dec 4th, 2006, 6:54pm on 12/04/06 at 17:13:15, Jonny wrote:
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by Jonny on Dec 4th, 2006, 8:24pm on 12/04/06 at 18:54:17, taraann wrote:
Shhhhh ;) |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by BB on Dec 5th, 2006, 8:07am on 12/04/06 at 09:29:39, taraann wrote:
Sounds like a perfect recipe for the doc 8) Annette |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by Charlie on Dec 5th, 2006, 6:27pm You axed fer it: Meatloaf of course: http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/knife fork.gif Chisel out enough room in the microwave for your thawed beefalo; the stuff in back, not the package from 1998, leave in plastic tray. Mix with Hamburger Helper, onion sticks, and Ketchup enhanced green tomato paste. Toss in some fake salt and Bacon Bits if you wanna go nuts. Pound on the microwave key pad to set the timer and run for cover. Head for the couch, pop in one of your Celebrity Poker videos and relax. When the smoke alarm goes off, it's done. After you've satisfied your neighbors and the fire trucks have gone, take out the meatloaf. I usually find that it's a bit easier to separate the melted plastic from the meatloaf if you run it under cold water. Poke around in the cupboard for an unprententious wine cooler, grab your Ron Popiel's electric knife, and off you go. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/STRETCHER.gif Serves one...only once, so far. Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/chew.gif Merry Christmas |
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Title: Re: The best recipe EVER......... Post by lskilly on Dec 5th, 2006, 9:51pm I thank ya mam for that. But I may have to take the wife to the E.R. She laughed so hard she got the hicky ups. Fine recipe but I have to leave out the sugar. Skilly |
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