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Title: Okay... X-mas time... Post by ShadowLrd on Dec 1st, 2006, 8:37pm E-mail Tammy and me your address if ya want a damn x-mas card... Ya better like 'em too... Damn duct tape ripped off half my body hair, and the other half fell out from fear. Send e-mail to: Kenn_Kurr@verizon.net or Cat_Eyes_101@yahoo.com PFDAN........................................................... ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by cynjeep89 on Dec 1st, 2006, 8:45pm Yeah but you can use the duct tape to tape the hair back on ;) Long live duct tape!! |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 1st, 2006, 9:00pm Quote:
You Cyn....are a traitor to the female of the species. ;) For decades we have been trying to get that stuff off the shelves and into a space shuttle where it can be hurled to MARS where it belongs, along with the men from there. VENUS rising.. |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by cynjeep89 on Dec 1st, 2006, 9:58pm We might be able to live without the duct tape and I have a list of men I would love to send back to Mars...hell, I would even pay their air fare...one way of course, but we have to keep some of them. |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by cateyes on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:01pm Don`t6 worry folks...his hair WILL grown back (adventually)... You`lll LOVE the flashing rudolf nose.... Tammy...Merry Chirstmas everyone |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:02pm Quote:
Oh pray tell. WHY? :o I'll be sitting here with a copy of war and Peace waiting for you to come up with an answer to that one. Believe me it's a large book so you have plenty of time. |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by ShadowLrd on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:03pm It's not the whole growing back thing that has me worried... It was the ripping out by the roots that I had a problem with... How the hell do women get bikini waxed all the time??? And it would've been nice if ya could've left maybe a little more skin behind... PFDAN............................................ ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by cateyes on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:05pm on 12/01/06 at 22:02:53, Linda_Howell wrote:
To take the trash out and buy us more batteries? Tammy.... |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by cateyes on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:07pm on 12/01/06 at 22:03:27, ShadowLrd wrote:
Oh Stop the whinning GOSH..Its for Christmas...It will all be better by July 4th...Wait till you see the cards for that holiday FOLKS.. Tammy |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by ShadowLrd on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:08pm Do they make star spangled duct tape? Don't worry Tammy... I won't tape ya up too much... PFDAN............................................... ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by cateyes on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:09pm on 12/01/06 at 22:08:41, ShadowLrd wrote:
Nope but they sell Bottle rockets and roman candles...WOOHOOO |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by ShadowLrd on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:10pm Damn... And I thought the candle wax was kinky... PFDAN.................................................... ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by cynjeep89 on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:11pm Pssssst....Kenn. Got some words of wisdom for ya.....Do Not, I repeat, Do Not Go Near The Fireworks on July 4th.... |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by ShadowLrd on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:16pm Awww... Why not... I had some very good ideas where to tape the bottle rockets... Gonna put those puppies in orbit... Shhh... Don't tell her... It's a surprise... PFDAN...................................................... ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by LeLimey on Dec 2nd, 2006, 1:13am on 12/01/06 at 22:02:53, Linda_Howell wrote:
Linda the only thing I can come up with (and it's weak) is that you know when you have a cold and your nose is bunged up and you can't breathe you really appreciate how good it is TO breathe? Well maybe we should keep a couple back as a lesson to us of how good we have it really?? |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by FramCire on Dec 2nd, 2006, 1:20am on 12/01/06 at 21:00:48, Linda_Howell wrote:
Where I live we use duct tape for many things. Car repair, home repairs, toy repair, dental work, and it can even be used as an abortive. At Wal Marts it comes in many different colors (mostly for auto repair). If you get rid of it, everythang here will stay brocken, I reckon. Also, it is illegal to transport duct tape out of city limits without a permit. Finally, we use it for a ton of things you crazy blue staters don't know about. Things like clothing, taping up garbage bags for travel, closing envelopes, and bandanas are many uses that you all don't know enough about. Bottom line: If you don't want duct tape, send it here. I need new snow shoes. |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by cateyes on Dec 2nd, 2006, 4:47pm Still asking for address`s please for out Christmas card list... Thanks ,Tammy Uhhh, but Kenn we don`t have any puppies... |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 2nd, 2006, 5:22pm Quote:
You're right. It is indeed weak Helen. I expected more from you than that and I am disappointed. ;) Quote:
Frammie, I have so much to say about this statement it isn't even funny. Suffice it to say....you may HAVE the sticky stuff. I saw a guy last week driving an old car in the pouring rain....no windows, just silver duct tape. O.K. Everyone you heard him. Send all your used duct tape to Frammie..so he can then have a waterproof house that attracts aliens. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by LeLimey on Dec 2nd, 2006, 5:38pm It was weak Linda, very weak but hellsfire lady what did you expect me to come up with given the subject matter?! ::) I was trying to say something constructive about men and I strained my powers of creativity (read BS) to the absolute limit to come up with THAT much I can tell you! |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by chewy on Dec 2nd, 2006, 5:59pm http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4baBHJF9xkBYnyjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1241as9pp/EXP=1165186650/**http%3a//members.roadfly.org/filehorse/WHIPPED.jpg |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by Sean_C on Dec 2nd, 2006, 6:17pm I gonna send that to my brother inlaw ROTFLMMFAO ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by cateyes on Dec 2nd, 2006, 8:40pm DAMN it Chewy..I have been hiding that sunscription form from him and here u go POSTING it..Grrrr... Kenn dear..pay no attention to the horrible post chewy made..It would be a bad idea... Tammy |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by ShadowLrd on Dec 2nd, 2006, 8:41pm Tammy... I don't mind that you buy that mag for yourself... PFDAN............................................. ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by Bethany1 on Dec 2nd, 2006, 8:43pm OMG Chewy, thats too funny!!!! |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by cateyes on Dec 3rd, 2006, 5:15pm we have only gotten like 3 address`s..Please ...we want to send cards...thanks... Tammy and Kenn |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by ShadowLrd on Dec 4th, 2006, 1:25pm BUMP!!! For Christmas sake..lol Tammy |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by CynthiaB on Dec 4th, 2006, 1:55pm Wear a scarf for Christ's sake you're starting to look just like Kenn |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by brewcrew on Dec 4th, 2006, 2:06pm Most ingenious use of duct tape - wart removal. It is more effective than any OTC remedy out there. Tear off a piece of duct tape a little larger than the wart, place it on the wart for 4-7 days, rip. You think I'm kidding.... Edit to add: It is also proven to be more effective than seeing a physician to have it frozen (and supposedly killed) with liquid nitrogen. |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by Charlie on Dec 5th, 2006, 3:51pm Quote:
Dunno. The city bus company uses it so the driver doesn't get wet in the car wash and major storms. If the new ones don't get here soon, we will have to wrap them around rather than vertically. Also: http://cgi.ebay.com/Make-your-RED-BLACK-Bondage-Underwear-woman-Sexy-tape_W0QQitemZ190059153126QQihZ009QQcategoryZ4844QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem We do just fine up here in Yankee hell. Charlie |
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Title: Re: Okay... X-mas time... Post by cateyes on Dec 7th, 2006, 12:33pm BUMP BUMP....OK we got a few more address.`s.. how bout more? PLUHLESSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Tammy |
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