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(Message started by: aubmari on Dec 1st, 2006, 12:16pm)
Title: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by aubmari on Dec 1st, 2006, 12:16pm
Jeff Foxworthy's comments on Montana


If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Great
Falls, Billings or Bozeman (while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn), You
might live in Montana.

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord You might
live in Montana

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
by, You might live in Montana.

If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily
because it houses the coldest spot in the nation, You might live in
Montana.

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", You
might live in Montana

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You
might live in Montana.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in Montana.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, You might live in Montana.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You might live in
Montana.


If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, You might live in
Montana.

If you know how to correctly pronounce Butte, You might live in Montana.

If you measure distance in hours,
You might live in Montana.

If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup, You might live in Montana.

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, You might
live in Montana.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C"in the same day and back again,
You might live in Montana.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching, You might live in Montana.

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, You might
live in Montana.

If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked, You might live in Montana.

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school
basketball game, You might live in Montana.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
use them, You might live in Montana.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any
given time, You might live in Montana.

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Deer gun
Opener, You might live in Montana.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You
might live in Montana.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, You might live in Montana.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, You might live in Montana.

If you can identify a southern or eastern accent, You might live in
Montana.

If you consider Red Lodge exotic,
You might live in Montana.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
cottonwood, You might live in Montana.

If the sunbelt to you means Miles City,
You might live in Montana.

If a brat is something you eat,
You might live in Montana.

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition, You
might live in Montana.

If you find 0 degrees a little chilly,
You might live in Montana.

If you actually understand these observations, , You must live in Montana


Happy Friday!!!!!!!! ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by kcopelin on Dec 1st, 2006, 12:18pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
I'll bet all five people that live in Montana thought that was funny.
kathy
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by vietvet2tours on Dec 1st, 2006, 12:26pm

on 12/01/06 at 12:18:24, kcopelin wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
I'll bet all five people that live in Montana thought that was funny.
kathy
It's not funny it's the truth.I'm one of the five and we're prayin 999,994 furriners go back to wherever it is they came from.
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by floridian on Dec 1st, 2006, 12:37pm
That's all very nice, but you can't compete with the pros.  A version of this was in yesterday's paper here:


Quote:
After Adrian Apgar smoked crack cocaine and passed out nude on the shore of a lake, that's when the alligator attacked him, central Florida police say.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2006/12/victim_gator_at.html
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by JeffB on Dec 1st, 2006, 12:41pm

on 12/01/06 at 12:37:49, floridian wrote:
That's all very nice, but you can't compete with the pros.  A version of this was in yesterday's paper here:


That's excactly why I gave up crack!
Jeff "stumpy" B
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by aubmari on Dec 1st, 2006, 12:43pm
my favorite is:
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
use them, You might live in Montana.
Title: NopeRe: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by Redd715 on Dec 1st, 2006, 1:03pm

Quote:
If a brat is something you eat,
You might live in Montana.



Nope.....thats Wisconsin..... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by georgej on Dec 1st, 2006, 3:46pm

on 12/01/06 at 12:37:49, floridian wrote:
That's all very nice, but you can't compete with the pros.  A version of this was in yesterday's paper here:


Natural Selection at work.  Carry on.

Best,

George
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by Jonny on Dec 1st, 2006, 5:13pm
Jeff Foxworthy has
> to say about New Englanders...
>
>
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
> through May, you live in New England
>
> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance
> and they don't work there, you live in New England .
>
> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
> you live in New England .
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
> someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New
> Engla nd
>
> You know you're a New Englander when: "Vacation" means
> going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend.
>
> You measure distance in hours. . well, of course!
>
> You know several people who have hit a deer more than
> once.
>
> You have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
> and back again.
>
> You can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
> raging blizzard without flinching.
>
> You install security lights on your house and garage,
> but leave both unlocked.
>
> You carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how
> to use them.
>
> You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
> snowsuit.
>
> The speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're
> going 80 and everybody is passing you!
>
> Driving is better in the winter because the potholes
> are filled with snow.
>
> You know all 4 seasons: almost winter , winter, still
> winter and road construction.
>
> You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
>
> You find 10 degrees "a little chilly."
>
> You actually understand these jokes, and forward them
> to all your New England friends & others!
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by lskilly on Dec 1st, 2006, 8:49pm
Ok Meet me at Judith Gap I'll be at Brady's and Linda Danw Darlins little spread.

Skilly
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by Linda_Howell on Dec 1st, 2006, 8:53pm


  Hey guys, where can I find what Foxworthy has to say about California?  I mean what link did you go to,  to get these?
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by Jonny on Dec 1st, 2006, 9:17pm

on 12/01/06 at 20:53:36, Linda_Howell wrote:
Hey guys, where can I find what Foxworthy has to say about California?  I mean what link did you go to,  to get these?


I got it in an email
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by Charlie on Dec 1st, 2006, 10:47pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/big grin.gif

Cute stuff guys.

Charlie
Title: Re: Poking a lil fun at my home state..(true)!
Post by purpleydog on Dec 2nd, 2006, 2:48pm

Quote:
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, You might live in Montana.


There's potholes in Montana?


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