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Title: When CHenz Say... Post by Ghost on Nov 29th, 2006, 8:46am FINE This is the word CHenz use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a CHen looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'. GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a CHen getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a CHen can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow". GO AHEAD. At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A CHen is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." THANKS A CHen is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A CHen will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing". Mike the extremely cautious Goat! ;;D |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by pattik on Nov 29th, 2006, 8:58am Thanks a lot, Goatie..."go ahead" and pick on the chenz...that's okay ;) Nothing is wrong with all these words except the five minute thing--you mean like the half hour it takes for the last five minutes of that basketball game you're watching? *loud sigh* ;;D |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by LeLimey on Nov 29th, 2006, 9:51am anyone for curried goat? |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by pattik on Nov 29th, 2006, 9:59am First a rousing game of darts--then the curry. ;;D http://i10.tinypic.com/2jcslds.jpg |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by georgej on Nov 29th, 2006, 10:09am Mike, you have a death wish. http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/deathwis.gif (Disclaimer: No, I am not a psychologist, but I am an expert smarta$$. All information contained in this post is for informational purposes only. It is in no way intended to be used as a replacement for professional headshrinking. The author makes no claims as to the scientific/clinical validity of the information in this post OR to that of the information linked to from this post. All information taken from the internet should be discussed with a bone-shaking witch doctor. ) |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by Ghost on Nov 29th, 2006, 11:33am on 11/29/06 at 10:09:02, georgej wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] :o [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :'( 8) [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] Im dying over here! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by chewy on Nov 29th, 2006, 12:17pm Quote:
Trust me. It will be a long and painful death. Then they will revive you to do it all over again. |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by Ghost on Nov 29th, 2006, 12:45pm Kule MOUF TU MOUF !!!! ;) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* Come on CHenz im ready! ;;D ;;D ;;D ;) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by LeLimey on Nov 29th, 2006, 12:58pm Um, didn't we tell you? Silly me - whoops! Chewee is the one with the First Aid experience, he'll revive you for us Goatie ;;D |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by Ghost on Nov 29th, 2006, 1:01pm :-X [smiley=hurl.gif] [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] I want CHenz [smiley=lick.gif] [smiley=bigcry.gif] [smiley=winkkiss.gif] |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by Margi on Nov 29th, 2006, 1:01pm "Chewee is the one with the First Aid experience, he'll revive you for us Goatie " yep, right after he munches a clove of garlic and polishes off a lobstah. You lucky boy, Mike! |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by LeLimey on Nov 29th, 2006, 1:10pm Pssst Margi, just don't tell him Cheweee's toothbrush is so old its made of badgers bum hairs eh? Some things may just be better kept from him ;) |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by Margi on Nov 29th, 2006, 1:22pm too right, Helen. Some things need to remain on a need to know basis. I think this is one of those times. :-X |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by chewy on Nov 29th, 2006, 2:05pm NIce goin Ghost. Somehow ya got MY nuts raostin on an open fire. Happy Holidays You suck. |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by imnotbub on Nov 29th, 2006, 2:15pm You forgot DO WHAT YOU WANT This is most certainly an invitation, a DARE if you will, to do what you have been lobbying for. You are being lulled into an abyss that there is no escape from. If you do it, you die. If you don't, you can never complain because she has told you to go ahead. No win senario here. Steve |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by Ghost on Nov 29th, 2006, 2:18pm aint it grand? ;;D CHenz are more fun than watching Chewy on a boat! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Mike |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by Ghost on Nov 29th, 2006, 2:20pm on 11/29/06 at 13:10:18, LeLimey wrote:
At least he can still use one. Me on the other hand thanks to the beast prodding at me am now very limited. Mike See Chewy I got your back, shoot I heard someone say you liked 5h1t sandwiches and I told them it aint so you cant stand bread! ;;D ;;D ;;D Yep I suck! |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by sandie99 on Nov 30th, 2006, 5:03am [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: When CHenz Say... Post by Richr8 on Nov 30th, 2006, 7:33am Very insightful Mike. Thanks! |
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