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(Message started by: Dragnlance on Nov 28^th, 2006, 8:19pm)

Title: Top Country Songs
Post by Dragnlance on Nov 28^th, 2006, 8:19pm

Top 17 Country Songs

17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One Country Song ---

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With
A Few

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 28^th, 2006, 8:27pm

SO....does this list mean you are "FOR" or "AGIN" country music?

Answer carefully or I will sic my friend Sean on ya.

[smiley=cowboy.gif]

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by Dragnlance on Nov 28^th, 2006, 8:29pm

uuuuhhhhhhh.....

country music has it's place, uh,....

in someone else's range of hearing ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by taraann on Nov 28^th, 2006, 8:38pm

( I do like country .........esp #16 on your list)

But reverse a country song and you get your woman , dog, house, and truck back

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 28^th, 2006, 8:42pm

So. Please tell me Lance baby. What do sheep-hearders in your neck of the woods of Montana listen to then?

New Orleans Jazz?
Kansas city blues?
hip-hop?
RAP?

Sean wipe this guy out for me will ya? jk

(country til I die)

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by Dragnlance on Nov 28^th, 2006, 8:52pm

*LAUGHS*

Quote:

What do sheep-hearders in your neck of the woods of Montana listen to then?

Tangerine Dream

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by jon019 on Nov 28^th, 2006, 9:06pm

Great list, how 'bout these:

Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.

All my exes live in Texas, that's why I live in Tennessee

Thank God and Greyhound she's gone

I've got tears in my ears , laying in bed crying over you

She got the gold mine, I got the shaft

Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life

Then there's this one (David Alan Coe) that sums it up:

I was drunk the day my ma got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damn old train.

Jon

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by taraann on Nov 28^th, 2006, 9:13pm

Tim McGraw-"Do You Want Fries With That"

I'm supposed to tell you
"Please come back"
But how bout this instead?
I hope you both choke on a pickle
Man, that would tickle me to death
I don't know what you're waiting on
You're holding up the line
Oh man, you ain't got no change coming back
Are you out of your mind?

Well you took my wife
And you took my kids
And you took that life
That I used to live
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the cat
Yeah I think that's all there is
Do you want fries with that?

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by sandie99 on Nov 29^th, 2006, 5:20am

I love country music, I do... ;;D
I've been listening to cmt.com radio all week and lots of my faves are playing in there. :)

Sanna

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by Tata on Nov 29^th, 2006, 7:47am

on 11/28/06 at 21:06:31, jon019 wrote:

Then there's this one (David Alan Coe) that sums it up:

I was drunk the day my ma got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damn old train.
Jon

LOL Jon, the perfect country song.......good one. I read an interview with him in FHM magazine a couple of years ago--yikes, he looked like he was rode hard and put away wet.

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by Tata on Nov 29^th, 2006, 7:57am

How can anyone not love lyrics like these.....
Long Haired Country Boy, Charlie Daniels

People say I'm no-good,
crazy as a loon.
I get stoned in the morning,
I get drunk in the afternoon.
Kinda like my old blue tick hound,
I like to lay around in the shade,
An', I ain't got no money,
But I damn sure got it made.

'Cos I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
If you don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.

Preacher man talkin' on the TV,
He's a-puttin' down the rock 'n' roll.
He wants me to send a donation,'Cos he's worried about my soul.
He said: "Jesus walked on the water,"And I know that is true,
But sometimes I think that preacher man,
Would like to do a little walkin', too.

But I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
You don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.

A poor girl wants to marry, And a rich girl wants to flirt.
A rich man goes to college,And a poor man goes to work.
A drunkard wants another drink of wine,And a politician wants a vote.
I don't want much of nothin' at all,But I will take another toke.

'Cos I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',If I can't get it on my own.
If you don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by jimmers on Nov 29^th, 2006, 8:31am

How about

1. I can't get over you until you get out from under him. ;;D

Jimmers

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by CynthiaB on Nov 29^th, 2006, 9:45am

I personally don't like country music. Just like some people probably don't like the kind of music I listen to. But I don't think Charlie Daniels is country. That's just good music. Like Patsy Cline. Some things are so good they transcend genre.

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by LeLimey on Nov 29^th, 2006, 9:55am

Hey Paul
They're playing our song :P

Quote:

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

My favourite is "Get your tongue out of my mouth cos I'm kissing you goodbye" ;;D

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by taraann on Nov 29^th, 2006, 10:03am

on 11/29/06 at 09:45:11, CynthiaB wrote:

Try Nora Jones' remake of Patsy's "Crazy" I'm a cline fan myself but that remake is awesome IMO

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by seasonalboomer on Nov 29^th, 2006, 10:27am

"Even if your life is a bowl of cherries, you can still end up in the pits."

Title: Re: Top Country Songs
Post by georgej on Nov 29^th, 2006, 10:37am

"Were you born 'an not a very nice person' or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, 'cause you're 'an not a very nice person' tonight."

Jimmy Buffet. Maybe not country, but the heart is in the right place.

Dang censor. Doesn't seem to scan quite the right way.... ;;D

George

Title: Re: IMO the most appropriate for OUR lives........
Post by taraann on Nov 29^th, 2006, 8:53pm

IMO the most appropriate for OUR lives...........

Well, you know those times when you feel like
There's a sign there on your back.
Says: "I don't mind if you kick me;
"Seems like everybody has."
Things go from bad to worse:
You think they can't get worse than that an' then they do.

You step off the straight an' narrow,
An' you don't know where you are.
Use the needle of your compass,
To sew up your broken heart.
Ask directions from a genie,
In a bottle of Jim Beam an' she lies to you.

Well, that's when you learn the truth:
If you're goin' through hell,
Keep on goin'.
Don't slow down:
If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out,
'Fore the devil even knows you're there.

Well, I've been deep down in that darkness,
I been down to my last match.
Felt a hundred different demons,
Breathin' fire down my back.
An' I knew that if I stumbled,
I'd fall right into the trap that they were layin', yeah.

But the good news is there's angels,
Everywhere out on the street.
Holdin' out a hand,
To pull you back up on your feet:
The one's that you been draggin' so long,
You're on your knees; you might as well be prayin'.

Guess what I'm sayin':
If you're goin' through hell,
Keep on goin'.
Don't slow down:
If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out,
'Fore the devil even knows you're there.

Yeah, if you're goin' through hell,
Keep on movin'.
Face that fire:
Walk right through it.
You might get out,
'Fore the devil even knows you're there.
Oooh.

Instrumental break.

If you're goin' through hell,
Keep on goin'.
Don't slow down:
If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out,
'Fore the devil even knows you're there.

Yeah, if you're goin' through hell,
Keep on movin'.
Face that fire:
Walk right through it.
You might get out,
'Fore the devil even knows you're there.

Yeah, you might get out,
'Fore the devil even knows you're there.
Yeah.
Ooh, ooh ooh.
Oh.