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(Message started by: chewy on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 2:38pm)

Title: I'm outraged
Post by chewy on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 2:38pm

Michael Richards is a racist

Rosie O'Donnel is an outer

Kelly Ripka is a homophobe

Clay Aitkens is gay

6 Muslims are kicked off a plane.

My whole world is crashing down around me.

I need a nap. (And a blueberry pie)

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 2:51pm

I wish I had some damn blueberries -- I'd send you a damn pie ... but I'll be darned if I'll fight the holiday crowd in the grocery store AGAIN even for you..... And no I don't have any wild blueberries growing in my garden.... :)

Maybe you'll cheer up after a little stuffing....

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by CynthiaB on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 3:58pm

What is it with crazy people and blueberry pies? I just spent thirty minutes of cluster time looking for a blueberry pie for my daughter. Out everywhere, except for diabetic blueberry. I don't even understand that concept. The whole pie can't be diabetic. Just not as bad as regular pie. In which case I would just eat regular pie and take more insulin. The moral of the story is, don't go to the store at 2pm the day before Thanksgiving when you have an appt with the beast at 2pm. Or you will end up closing your eyes,grabbing your head and knocking over a display and people will think you are drunk. Because there were a few drinking people there. Lucky shmucks.

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by Charlie on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 4:05pm

What's with this blueberry thing for Thanksgiving? It's Pumpkin and Mince pie on the big day. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/glomfood.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by brewcrew on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 8:18pm

Don, I told you in another thread:

BLUEBERRY PIE SUCKS!

Now, repeat after me:

BLUEBERRY PIE SUCKS!
BLUEBERRY PIE SUCKS!
BLUEBERRY PIE SUCKS!
BLUEBERRY PIE SUCKS!
BLUEBERRY PIE SUCKS!

You can jump in anytime.

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by Sean_C on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 8:29pm

Don't forget Britney got divorced.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiE2.WRF41AATVejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13d7h7sre/EXP=1164331702/**http%3a//img.jenniferlopez.net/jlo/pics/Britney_Spears/Britney_Spears_02014_15_54.sized.jpg

Shwing ;;D ;;D

Sean........................................

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 9:20pm

on 11/22/06 at 20:18:37, brewcrew wrote:

Bill, now I know for sure. Not only are you totally off your rocker, punkin pie SUCKS.

Just for your information, Blueberry pie has been scientifically proven to be the 3rd best pie in existance. First is cherry pie, second is strawberry-rhubarb.

punkin pie is for wimps!!!!

;;D
B$

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by brewcrew on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 9:34pm

I totally agree on the cherry and the strawberry-rhubarb. But punkin is great as well, as is apple. My personal favorite is peach, followed closely by pecan. Blueberries are the only fruit or vegetable I cannot and will not eat. They SUCK!

(My apologies to those of you in Maine)

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by cynjeep89 on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 9:40pm

Brew, I'm right there with ya on the pecan and also like key lime pie...yummy! Of couse if you follow the key lime pie with a nice, big margarita and some Jimmy Buffett music in the background, it's even better.

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by cateyes on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 9:52pm

OK...Not sure what all this blueberry pie thing is but will someone PLEASE get him one...

Blackberry is better though...Yummmmmmmm..

Tammy

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 10:11pm

Here ya go Chewy.http://www.elise.com/recipes/photos/blueberry_pie.jpg

And here's how to do it. :D

Filling ingredients:
3 pints of blueberries, cleaned and stems removed
2 Tbsp freshly squeezed lemon juice
1/4 cup all-purpose flour (for thickening)
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
2 Tbsp unsalted butter, cut into small pieces
Egg wash ingredients:
1 egg
1 Tbsp milk
1 Prepare crust. If you have made dough, on a lightly floured work surface, roll out half of the dough to 1/8-inch-thick circle, about 13 inches in diameter. Drape dough over a 9-inch pie pan and put into the refrigerator to chill for about 30 minutes. If you have purchased frozen pre-rolled circles, allow them to defrost and place one of the circles on and in the pie pan.
2 Whisk egg and milk together to make an egg wash and set aside.
3 Combine blueberries, flour, cinnamon, lemon juice, and sugar and place in the chilled bottom crust of the pie pan. Dot the top with butter pieces. Roll out the remaining dough to the same size and thickness. Brush the rim of the crust with the egg wash, place the other piece of dough on top, trim to 1/2 inch over the edge of the pan, and crimp the edges with a fork or your fingers. Transfer the pie to the refrigerator to chill until firm, about 30 minutes. Heat oven to 425°F.
4 Remove from refrigerator. Brush the top with egg wash. Score the pie on the top with two perpendicular cuts (so steam can escape while cooking). Bake for 20 minutes at 425°. Reduce heat to 350°F and bake for 30 to 40 minutes more or until juices are bubbling. Let cool before serving.
Many thanks to Chigiy Binell, whose delicious pie inspired what you see pictured. The recipe was adapted from Martha Stewart Living.

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by brewcrew on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 10:14pm

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by chewy on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 10:17pm

Quote:

Here ya go Chewy

Thanks Barry but heres how I do it.

1. Drive to market
2. Aisle 7
3. Buy it
4. Return home
5. Eat it

Martha Stewart is a dope.

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by Woobie on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 10:58pm

on 11/22/06 at 22:14:30, brewcrew wrote:

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

From the blueberry pie recipe
or
the disgusting picture of Brittney Spears??

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by brewcrew on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 11:02pm

on 11/22/06 at 22:58:57, Woobie wrote:

From the blueberry pie recipe
or
the disgusting picture of Brittney Spears??

[smiley=laugh.gif]

I'm gonna let you guess which one. ;)

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by Woobie on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 11:22pm

I knew it was that Brittney! ::)

I had to be her, cuz the pie looks GOOD !!!!!!

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by HeadhurtinMama on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 11:30pm

I'm with Woobie, that picture of Britney just about made me puke. I'll stick with the pie, thank you. Can somebody puhlease fix Chewy up with a pie, I already tried, but he didn't want to come and get it...

Bridget

PS Punkin pie rules, followed in a close second by french silk.

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by chewy on Nov 22^nd, 2006, 11:36pm

Quote:

Can somebody puhlease fix Chewy up with a pie

All set. I found some blueberry pies.

I bought two. Saving one for next year.

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by cateyes on Nov 23^rd, 2006, 1:36am

on 11/22/06 at 23:36:32, chewy wrote:

I bought two. Saving one for next year.

Next year? Would that not be a "green" berry pie by then?
(as in molded)

Tammy

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by georgej on Nov 23^rd, 2006, 1:41am

on 11/23/06 at 01:36:57, cateyes wrote:

Next year? Would that not be a "green" berry pie by then?
(as in molded)
Tammy

Don't know about moldering, but....green berry pie?

Gooseberry pie. Now we're talkin'.

And rhubarb pie. Straight rhubarb. None of this wimpy strawberry-rhubarb stuff.

If it doesn't bite back, it ain't pie.

Best,

George

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by Kevin_M on Nov 23^rd, 2006, 10:14am

The Chewy Thanksgiving Blueberry Tradition

Blueberry Thanksgiving:

During the seventeenth century, settlers from England arrived in the New World to begin colonies. Immediately, they set about clearing the land and establishing farms for they could not rely solely on supplies from England. But the land and the climate were far different from what they left behind. Many early attempts at farming failed.

In the winter of 1620, the Pilgrims established a settlement at Plimoth (spelled Plymouth today). Many perished during the first few months, but those that survived went on to build homes and establish farms. Their neighbors, the Wampanoag Indians taught the settlers new skills that helped them survive. They showed them how to plant corn and how to gather and use native plants to supplement their food supply. One important native crop was blueberries!! The colonists learned from Native Americans how to gather blueberries, dry them under the summer's sun and store them for the winter. In time, blueberries became an important food source and were preserved, and later canned. A beverage made with blueberries was an important staple for Civil War Soldiers. In the 1880s a blueberry canning industry began in the Northeast USA.

Chewy's first date

http://www.unionfair.org/Pix/PhotoGallery/PieEat1.JPG

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by Jonny on Nov 23^rd, 2006, 10:37am

on 11/22/06 at 23:30:21, HeadhurtinMama wrote:

I'm with Woobie, that picture of Britney just about made me puke.

I guess you dislike funbags.....she has some really nice funbags to me ;;D

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by chewy on Nov 23^rd, 2006, 10:45am

Quote:

disgusting picture of Brittney Spears??

Yup. She's disgusting alright. Needs to be spanked. 8)

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by sandie99 on Nov 23^rd, 2006, 1:04pm

Since we're talking about pies, I love blueberry pie (sorry Bill) and rhubarb pies. :) These days I don't eat them anymore, but I love making them for others. I make also delicious plum cake for Christmas, fabulous carrot cake, yummy tiramisu and amazing apple pies(I have 2 recipes people are ready to fight for - and have ;;D).

Sanna :)

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by taraann on Nov 23^rd, 2006, 7:49pm

I LOVE blueberry anything but if we are talking traditional pies......that would be pumpkin or apple IMO

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by Gator on Nov 24^th, 2006, 1:17am

How many times I gotta tell y'all? THIS is the best pie ever to grace a table:

Quote:

Justin Wilson’s Sweet Potato Pie Recipe

Ingredients:
1 1/2 C. mashed boiled sweet potatoes
1/2 C. honey
1 tsp. ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp. salt
3 large eggs
1/2 C. sugar
1 tsp. vanilla extract
1 C. pecan pieces or whole pecans (optional)
1 - 9 inch deep dish unbaked pie shell

Directions:
Preheat oven to 350 F. Mix sweet potatoes, honey, cinnamon, and salt together in a large mixing bowl. In a separate bowl, beat the eggs, then gradually beat in sugar and vanilla. Pour the eggs into the potato mixture and mix well. Add pecans, if desired, and pour into pie shell.

Bake 1 hour or until a knife inserted into center comes out clean.

Oh, and the pecans are NOT optional in my house. YUM

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by brewcrew on Nov 24^th, 2006, 9:01am

Mike - That appears to be an outstanding recipe and we will be trying it very soon. I have had some really good sweet potato pie, and some really not-so-good sweet potato pie. I can guarantee the not-so-good didn't have that stuff in it.

Also, I have concluded that blueberries are more polarizing than Hillary.

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by BobG on Nov 24^th, 2006, 1:11pm

Pumpkin pie has the taste, texture and appearance of skunk poop. Please don't put it in your mouth.

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by chewy on Nov 24^th, 2006, 1:12pm

ROFLMMFAO!

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by HeadhurtinMama on Nov 24^th, 2006, 1:33pm

on 11/24/06 at 13:11:44, BobG wrote:

Pumpkin pie has the taste, texture and appearance of skunk poop. Please don't put it in your mouth.

Is this first-hand knowledge? ;)

Bridget

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by BobG on Nov 24^th, 2006, 2:16pm

on 11/24/06 at 13:33:24, HeadhurtinMama wrote:

Is this first-hand knowledge? ;)

Bridget

Yes. Growing up in Illinois during the dust bowl years was very poor times. We ate whatever we could capture, or, if we were first on the scene, get the fresh killed from the road.
And I had to walk 5 miles in the waist-deep snow to school every day. Bare foot. Up hill, both ways. ::)

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 24^th, 2006, 2:23pm

OMG Bob....you crack me up. [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by JeffB on Nov 24^th, 2006, 3:20pm

What the fock is a rhubarb anyway???
And say what you will about Ms. Spears, I would do her seven ways to Sunday! ;;D

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by tanner on Nov 24^th, 2006, 3:58pm

on 11/24/06 at 15:20:22, JeffB wrote:

What the fock is a rhubarb anyway???
And say what you will about Ms. Spears, I would do her seven ways to Sunday! ;;D

EWWWWW yuck [smiley=hurl.gif]
I hope you have an industrial strength full body Trojan, and a real strong clothespin to put between her eyes so she will quit lookin in two directions at the same time ;;D.....Tim

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by JeffB on Nov 24^th, 2006, 4:03pm

Sorry, Mr. Tim. I've given her a 4 on the Jeff scale, it's the highest one can achieve!
Thats how many elephants it would take to pull me off of her!
She's sooo dirty, YEAH BABY!

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by LeLimey on Nov 24^th, 2006, 4:11pm

Tim be fair to Jeff PUHLEESE!
The only chance he has is with a girl who can't see in the same direction with both eyes ::)
Adonis he AIN'T!

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by JeffB on Nov 24^th, 2006, 4:19pm

I know for a fact that Helen has a huge picture of me in every room of her house. She digs me....sniff 8)

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by LeLimey on Nov 24^th, 2006, 4:21pm

on 11/24/06 at 16:19:41, JeffB wrote:

I know for a fact that Helen has a huge picture of me in every room of her house. She digs me....sniff 8)

Explains why I got pneumonia.. too much sitting in the sodding garden ::)

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by JeffB on Nov 24^th, 2006, 4:24pm

Yup, see what I mean. The chick wants to be around me forever!

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by LeLimey on Nov 24^th, 2006, 4:26pm

women only get called chicks 'cos of the worms they pick up :P

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by JeffB on Nov 24^th, 2006, 4:29pm

You are one cool broad! Now go get me a beer and make me a sandwich, love!

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by LeLimey on Nov 24^th, 2006, 4:30pm

no problem sweetie - thallium and cranberry sauce do you?! :-*

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by JeffB on Nov 24^th, 2006, 4:42pm

Sounds good Mrs. Putin...I mean Helen. ;;D

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by LeLimey on Nov 24^th, 2006, 4:43pm

Just be puttink yer Russian underpants back on Comrade - lest Chernobyl fallout ::)

Title: Re: I'm outraged
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Nov 25^th, 2006, 3:08am

on 11/24/06 at 16:43:32, LeLimey wrote:

Just be puttink yer Russian underpants back on Comrade - lest Chernobyl fallout ::)

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif