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Title: A Thanksgiving Funny....... Post by Jimi on Nov 21st, 2006, 7:34pm PREGNANT TURKEY One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird .. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE! Happy Thanksgiving my clusterhead friends. |
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Title: Re: A Thanksgiving Funny....... Post by LeLimey on Nov 21st, 2006, 7:43pm I love it and I may just have to do that come Christmas... ;;D |
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Title: Re: A Thanksgiving Funny....... Post by cateyes on Nov 22nd, 2006, 4:12am That would SOOOO work on my sister..lol..Hmmm maybe next yr...Thanks for the idea and the laugh.. Tammy |
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Title: Re: A Thanksgiving Funny....... Post by BarbaraD on Nov 22nd, 2006, 6:00am Ohhhhh, now I've got to cook the turkey for Christmas... That's just too good NOT to do... |
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Title: Re: A Thanksgiving Funny....... Post by roy21302 on Nov 22nd, 2006, 11:31am Very good but I think I might have ended up with the Turkey stuck on my head if I tried it on my wife!! Happy Holiday Cheers Roy ;;D |
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