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(Message started by: Paul98 on Nov 17th, 2006, 11:19am)

Title: I got scamed...
Post by Paul98 on Nov 17th, 2006, 11:19am
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or  19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your  shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield  with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their  skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead  ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in  the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them   climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while  the other one steals your wallet.

I've had my wallet stolen August 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this  upcoming  weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

-P.

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by LeLimey on Nov 17th, 2006, 11:27am
You poor old soul!  ::)
Here you go, never let it be said I don't do all I can for you...


http://www.homedepot.com

The button on the far right will help you find more store's in your area  ;;D

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by Mattrf on Nov 17th, 2006, 11:44am
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by Chillrmn1 on Nov 17th, 2006, 12:01pm
Paul,

This is so terrible you became a victim of this. After reading of your ordeal I immediately felt my need to do my part for society and went to the 3 Home Depots in my area looking for these scoundrels or their counterparts. To no avail they couldn't be found...must be in hiding now. I'll be on the lookout and keep you informed. I wish you complete recovery from experiencing such a traumatic ordeal.

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by kissmyglass on Nov 17th, 2006, 12:13pm
ROTFLMAO

(Ricky,I'm going to pick up some paint call ya later)

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by Langa on Nov 17th, 2006, 12:28pm
[smiley=ohjez.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by LadyElaine1 on Nov 17th, 2006, 12:39pm
Damn this board is funny today! LMAO I love it!

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by Cathi04 on Nov 17th, 2006, 1:16pm
well, it being the holdays and all, I thought this might be a great opportunity to make a lil mad money. I called my friend, Carla....she's just a skosh older than I, and we decided, if these other girls can do it, so should we! Put on our spandex jeans, with the tummy tuck panels, of course, our 24hr Cross you heart bras......ya know, the ones with the 12 hooks in back?? Carla wears a 44A.......put on our special arch support tennies and our 'do me red" lipstick, and off we went.
The parking lot was jammed with men. I knew they were just waiting with their new wallets, we approached.........
the parking lot emptied in record time!!!.......all except one man-who ran back into the store to buy himself a GPS- he had NO clue how to get to another Home Depot.......

.we won't be quitting our day jobs......
:-/


;;D ;;DCathi

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by echo on Nov 17th, 2006, 1:35pm
I just spent my lunch hour at Home Depot.  Nothing happened.  I was really wanting a hummer today.  I even went as far as tying a fishing line to my wallet and went trolling around the parking lot to no avail.  

I'll check the other place on the way home.

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by chewy on Nov 17th, 2006, 1:41pm
Sore locater..upper right hand corner

http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS/EN_US/pg_index.jsp?CNTTYPE=NAVIGATION&CNTKEY=pg_index.jsp&m=1163788807718

Gassing up the Jeep.

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by vietvet2tours on Nov 17th, 2006, 1:44pm

on 11/17/06 at 13:41:35, chewy wrote:
Sore locater..upper right hand corner

http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS/EN_US/pg_index.jsp?CNTTYPE=NAVIGATION&CNTKEY=pg_index.jsp&m=1163788807718

Gassing up the Jeep.
Sore locator  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by chewy on Nov 17th, 2006, 1:47pm

Quote:
Sore locator  


Thats after I catch em.

All of em!

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by BobG on Nov 17th, 2006, 3:49pm

on 11/17/06 at 11:19:36, Paul98 wrote:

three times just yesterday, -P.

3 times in 1 day?  At your age? You liar!  ;;D

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by Paul98 on Nov 17th, 2006, 4:35pm

on 11/17/06 at 15:49:51, BobG wrote:
3 times in 1 day?  At your age? You liar!  ;;D



OK Bob ya caught me, I was lying.  It actually was 5 but I didn't want you young whippersnappers to feel bad. ;;D

-P.

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by JeffB on Nov 17th, 2006, 5:21pm
Exactly where did this happen, what state, city, time of day. Is it near the Taco Bell that puts cocaine in their tacos??? ;;D
I think this behavior is just dispicable and I want to do my best to get ....er....uh ...to the bottom of this!

Jeff(doing my best to protect the good people of CH.com)B

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:28pm
Paul,

When Helen and I learned of this "tragic event" we immediately went out and hunted down these "lady" scammers so that you wouldn't be tempted to go back they could harm you no further.

As proof of our victory we have obtained the official mugshots from the good fellows in law enforcement.


http://www.justafa.com/Pictures/mugshot.jpg

and

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/misc/mugshot_smithers.gif

While both persons arrested did confess to the crime they were both confused and flattered by your previous description of them as "Two seriously good-looking 18 or  19-year-old girls".

Never let it be said that Helen and I aren't always on the lookout to protect our fellow CH'ers.


DD


Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by LeLimey on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:30pm
You have to admit though Donna.. they're a step up from Pauls usual standard's of trollop  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:40pm

on 11/17/06 at 18:30:50, LeLimey wrote:
You have to admit though Donna.. they're a step up from Pauls usual standard's of trollop  [smiley=laugh.gif]


SO true, Helen.  Remember what an awful time we had convincing him that his last date was in reality a trans....umm...err....well, he had to lift the lid when he went to the toidy.

We must shelter the poor fellow. He knows not what he does.


[smiley=laugh.gif]


DD

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by Paul98 on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:42pm

on 11/17/06 at 18:30:50, LeLimey wrote:
You have to admit though Donna.. they're a step up from Pauls usual standard's of trollop  [smiley=laugh.gif]


Now Helen,  you promised not to mention ANYTHING about sheep...Remember?

-P.

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by LeLimey on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:47pm
I didn't promise anything sillyarse!  ::)

Me give up the opportunity to give you hell? ...As if  ;;D

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by LeLimey on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:49pm

on 11/17/06 at 18:40:45, Donna_D. wrote:
SO true, Helen.  Remember what an awful time we had convincing him that his last date was in reality a trans....umm...err....well, he had to lift the lid when he went to the toidy.

We must shelter the poor fellow. He knows not what he does.


[smiley=laugh.gif]


DD


Yeah but on the other hand they had SUCH fun at the cock fight...

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:54pm

on 11/17/06 at 18:49:21, LeLimey wrote:
Yeah but on the other hand they had SUCH fun at the cock fight...



Hey, Helen...on that bus ride to hell...


Can I have the window seat please?


[smiley=laugh.gif]


DD

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by Callico_Kid on Nov 17th, 2006, 6:55pm
Paul,

Sending you all the vibes I can spare as you recover! ;;D

jc

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by BB on Nov 18th, 2006, 12:01am

on 11/17/06 at 18:42:58, Paul98 wrote:
Now Helen,  you promised not to mention ANYTHING about sheep...Remember?

-P.



Uh ... I thought it was goat ?  [smiley=huh.gif]

Sorry Paul, got the species all wrong !!!

;;D


Annette

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by cateyes on Nov 18th, 2006, 2:37am
I HOPE Kenn don`t see this..I don`t have a whole weekend for him to be looking for Home-depots to make sure "noone gets harmed" he is sooo nice that way and likes to make sure everyone is safe...


::) :P Tammy

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 18th, 2006, 4:24am
I told my son about the horror you experienced and he was so shocked that he went down to Home Depot to see for himself.


Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by BB on Nov 18th, 2006, 5:08am


Has he come back yet Barbara?  ;)

Annette


Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by LeLimey on Nov 18th, 2006, 5:23am

on 11/18/06 at 02:37:29, cateyes wrote:
I HOPE Kenn don`t see this..I don`t have a whole weekend for him to be looking for Home-depots to make sure "noone gets harmed" he is sooo nice that way and likes to make sure everyone is safe...


::) :P Tammy


No probs Tammy, just show him DD's post   ;;D

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by Chillrmn1 on Nov 18th, 2006, 6:38am

on 11/17/06 at 11:19:36, Paul98 wrote:
A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

-P.


Not sure if it's a case of being naive. Truth of the matter is it can happen so quick you don't see it coming. It's usually during the afterglow aftermath you're able to put the pieces together.

Thanks for the tip off and hope you've recovered your strength.

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by DonnaHar on Nov 18th, 2006, 9:01am
Geeeez P.......it was TWICE on August 4th.

Men!

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by chewy on Nov 18th, 2006, 9:42am
Since reading this I have become the proud owner of 78 screwdrivers, 129 rolls of tape, 53 hammers, 2700 assorted nuts and bolts, and a garden shed to store the 4 cases of wallets I ordered.

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by FramCire on Nov 18th, 2006, 11:28am

on 11/18/06 at 09:42:13, chewy wrote:
Since reading this I have become the proud owner of 78 screwdrivers, 129 rolls of tape, 53 hammers, 2700 assorted nuts and bolts, and a garden shed to store the 4 cases of wallets I ordered.



Anyone here who wants their wallets back (without cash of course) just PM me your address.  

I need a new T-shirt though

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 18th, 2006, 1:13pm

on 11/18/06 at 05:08:57, BB wrote:
Has he come back yet Barbara?  ;)

Annette

come to think about it Annette, no one's heard from him since yesterday afternoon [smiley=huh.gif] [smiley=huh.gif] [smiley=huh.gif]

do you think I should call 9-1-1?

Title: Re: I got scamed...
Post by chewy on Nov 18th, 2006, 1:18pm
NEW STORE OPENINGS!

http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS/EN_US/diy_main/pg_diy.jsp?CNTTYPE=NAVIGATION&CNTKEY=locator%2findex.jsp&BV_SessionID=@@@@0701610526.1163873765@@@@&BV_EngineID=ccdjaddjglhffmhcgelceffdfgidgki.0&MID=9876

FUCKEN-EH!

I need a gas card.



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