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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Nov 16^th, 2006, 1:46pm)

Title: Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 16^th, 2006, 1:46pm

Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

;;D ;) Ya'll have a happy Thanksgiving....

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
Post by echo on Nov 16^th, 2006, 2:20pm

That's great. Probably would work.

Calling my son now.

Title: Re: Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
Post by Paul98 on Nov 16^th, 2006, 2:46pm

That's funny Barb [smiley=laugh.gif]

I'll be going to my parents this thanksgiving and bringing the turkey with me. It is the one time during the year I flip my mother the bird and tell her to stuff it. ;;D

-P.

Title: Re: Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 16^th, 2006, 6:04pm

And you know how to keep a turkey in suspense???

I'll tell you tomorrow.... ;;D

Title: Re: Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
Post by Langa on Nov 16^th, 2006, 6:32pm

LMAO! Good one!

Langa

Title: Re: Try this for a happy Thanksgiving Day....
Post by sandie99 on Nov 17^th, 2006, 5:38am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
That's brilliant! ;;D
Thank you.

Best wishes,
Sanna