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(Message started by: chewy on Nov 14^th, 2006, 8:00pm)

Title: I should be banned for this...........
Post by chewy on Nov 14^th, 2006, 8:00pm

The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in
the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he
went to feed the birds and discovered that the c0ck was missing.
He knew about the c0ck fights in the village, so he decided to question
his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked his congregation,
"Has anybody got a c0ck?" All the men stood up. "No, no, that wasn't
what I meant. Has any body seen a c0ck?" All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c0ck
that doesn't belong to them?"..............Half the women stood up.
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is,
has anybody seen MY c0ck?" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and
a goat stood up"

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by BB on Nov 14^th, 2006, 8:05pm

Should the next question be " Who has removed my c0ck ? " ....... :P

I think I am going to be banned along with Chewy ... Really need the life jacket now ....

Annette

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by LeLimey on Nov 14^th, 2006, 8:11pm

At least he didn't say has anybody EATEN my :-X

It's okay - I'm getting my coat already ;)

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by Charlie on Nov 14^th, 2006, 8:53pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/slap.gif

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/big grin.gif

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 14^th, 2006, 9:19pm

Quote:

and
a goat stood up"

MIKE ??????????

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by Richr8 on Nov 14^th, 2006, 9:57pm

;;D

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by Kevin_M on Nov 14^th, 2006, 10:01pm

Sounds like someone grabbed his c0ck.

Quote:

I should be banned for this...........

Would you be on the lam then. Or would that be out on the goat.

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by Jimi on Nov 14^th, 2006, 11:15pm

Chewy, you DO know that you are going to hell for that. ;)

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by FramCire on Nov 15^th, 2006, 12:28am

So, did he get his fowl back?

Why do people always tell these stories and leave out the end?

Could you at least give me a link so I can find out. Otherwise I'll hit the city streets looking for a little c0ck.

Better grab my coat too.

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by sandie99 on Nov 15^th, 2006, 4:40am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif][smiley=laugh.gif]

After a rough morning I really needed that laugh. Thank you. :)

Sanna

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by Kirk on Nov 15^th, 2006, 6:08am

But....... Oh never mind.

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by alchemy on Nov 15^th, 2006, 8:35am

a disappearing cOck imagine the possibilties :-X i'll let myself out

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by pubgirl on Nov 15^th, 2006, 8:49am

on 11/15/06 at 00:28:08, FramCire wrote:

No need for searching the city streets, there are plenty here ;;D

I had my coat on just in case when I walked in long ago :-X

W the B

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by Ghost on Nov 15^th, 2006, 11:39am

I swear it wasnt me! ;;D ::) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Mike the sitting goat!

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by georgej on Nov 15^th, 2006, 11:49am

I think the c0ck may simply have wandered off. C0cks have a mind of their own.

Better get my coat.

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by chewy on Nov 15^th, 2006, 2:19pm

Well Deej. Its been real.

If you ever need us we'll be down the alley huddled around the fire barrel reminiscing about our days at ch.com before the mass banning.

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by kcopelin on Nov 15^th, 2006, 2:37pm

Roasting an errant cock we happen to find roaming the same mean streets.

kathy

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by mynm156 on Nov 15^th, 2006, 5:27pm

All who feel CHEWY should be Flogged SAY I....

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by BB on Nov 15^th, 2006, 6:25pm

I wonder where that c0ck has ended up by now ? [smiley=huh.gif]

As George said, c0cks tends to wander so never know where it could get to .... ::)

:P ;;D

Annette

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by chewy on Nov 15^th, 2006, 9:11pm

Quote:

All who feel CHEWY should be Flogged SAY I....

How much that gonna cost me?

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by Guiseppi on Nov 15^th, 2006, 9:14pm

I ;;D carefully waqtching the sky for that HUGE lightning bolt I know is enroute..........

Guiseppi

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by Donna_D. on Nov 15^th, 2006, 9:34pm

Here's your sign:

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/hell-handbasket.jpg

[smiley=laugh.gif]

DD

Title: Re: I should be banned for this...........
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 15^th, 2006, 9:36pm

This was a good one Don....But you know you'll go to hell for it... :(

Hugs BD