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Title: Last Rites.......................... Post by chewy on Nov 12th, 2006, 9:52am The vessel is being dismantled on the beach today. The hired hands name is O'Dell, has a few teeth left and makes a living installing bumper hitches. I'm giving him $100.00, a 6 pack of Hieneken, and a sawz-all. This will be a spectacle worthy of Wes Craven. |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by alchemy on Nov 12th, 2006, 9:54am i didn't know it made it to the beach, or is the tide out? |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by chewy on Nov 12th, 2006, 9:59am Pulled it up on the beach. Its been out in front of my window taunting me long enough. Time for the O'Dell Massacre. |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by brewcrew on Nov 12th, 2006, 10:15am I must have missed it - did the vessel have a name? |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by chewy on Nov 12th, 2006, 10:19am The damned |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by brewcrew on Nov 12th, 2006, 10:24am on 11/12/06 at 10:19:02, chewy wrote:
Well, then...rest in peace, The damned. (I want a ride on your next vessel.) |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by alchemy on Nov 12th, 2006, 10:31am on 11/12/06 at 10:24:21, brewcrew wrote:
are you a strong swimmer? |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by cateyes on Nov 12th, 2006, 10:49am on 11/12/06 at 10:24:21, brewcrew wrote:
OH MY :o This is diffently gonna get good now...Have this thread set to" WATCH for laughs" [smiley=laugh.gif] Tammy |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by vietvet2tours on Nov 12th, 2006, 10:54am http://www.duck-rock.com/Boat%20Rental%20Page%20Paddle%20Boat.jpg |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by roy21302 on Nov 12th, 2006, 11:04am Sad day Chewy, hope you get a new, bigger boat soon Cheers Roy ;) |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by BarbaraD on Nov 12th, 2006, 11:13am Rest in peace The Damned.... |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by LeLimey on Nov 12th, 2006, 12:40pm on 11/12/06 at 10:54:42, vietvet2tours wrote:
ROTFLMAO.. Potter you are a wicked man and I love it! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by georgej on Nov 12th, 2006, 12:46pm THE Sun now rose upon the right: Out of the sea came he, The tide arose, and so the Damned Went down into the sea. And the good south wind still blew behind, The lobsters they did gather, To play upon the Damned's decks Despite the mariner's blather! O'Dell then came--a hellish thing, To work the Damned woe: For all averred, his gap-toothed grin Was slaked alone with Heineken. Ah wretched waste-- we called O'Dell, the boat to slay, Upon this beach of woe! Nor dim nor red, O'Dell approached, The buzzing sawzall uprist: Then all took note, O'Dell killed the boat The jolly Damned in bits! 'Twas right, said they, such boats to slay, Upon which the seaweed hung. The fair breeze blew, the fiberglass flew, The furrow followed free; He were the first that ever burst Into that silent boat. Down dropt the deck, the poop dropt down, 'Twas sad as sad could be; And we did speak only to break The silence of the sea! All in a hot and copper sky, The bloody Sun, at noon, Right up above the mast did fall, No bigger than the Moon. Hour after hour, hour after hour, The sawzall's melancholy hum; So vile a thing--a sunken ship In parts upon the sand. Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink. The very deep did rot: O Hell! That ever this should be! Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs Upon the slimy decks. About, about, in reel and rout The death-saw whined at night; The water, like a witch's oils, Burnt green, and blue and white. And some in dreams assur'ed were Of the Spirit that plagued us so; Nine fathom deep he had followed us O'Dell, with saw and Heineken! And every tongue, through utter drought, Was withered at the root; We could not speak, no more than if We had been choked with soot. Ah! well a-day! what evil looks Had the mariner from old and young! Upon this day along this beach, The Damned, torn by O'Dell and Heineken! |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by chewy on Nov 12th, 2006, 1:01pm That is the only poem I've ever read here that is any good! |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by alchemy on Nov 12th, 2006, 1:45pm oh that was a poem? i thought i waas reading war and peace ;;D |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by georgej on Nov 12th, 2006, 1:50pm Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Modified to fit the occasion. Blame Coleridge (mostly). Best, George |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by Kevin_M on Nov 12th, 2006, 2:14pm on 11/12/06 at 13:01:02, chewy wrote:
on 11/12/06 at 13:50:02, georgej wrote:
Who'd a thunk it, Chewy has some taste. :-X ;;D |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by Charlie on Nov 12th, 2006, 4:23pm Quote:
At least the Captain didn't go down with the ship although...... Next time: http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/tape.gif Charlie http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/light_skin/help.gif?SSImageQuality=Full |
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Title: Re: Last Rites.......................... Post by BB on Nov 12th, 2006, 7:28pm Sorry to hear Chewy :( But cheer up, its time for the Grady White :) I will donate $5, plus will give you back DeeJ ( realised that I will never be able to dodge Steph's lightning bolts .... ), you can auction him back to Steph ... that should give you enough greens to buy 2 brand spanking new Gradies ..... ;;D Annette |
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