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(Message started by: Charlie on Nov 11th, 2006, 4:26pm)
Title: Oh Canada!
Post by Charlie on Nov 11th, 2006, 4:26pm
Found a good one for all you hosers. http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/Canada1.gif

Have fun with it

Charlie
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by georgej on Nov 11th, 2006, 4:35pm

on 11/11/06 at 16:26:42, Charlie wrote:
Found a good one for all you hosers. http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/Canada1.gif

Have fun with it

Charlie


Muss' be one'a dem dere curling fans dere on da left, eh?  It's the only way anyone could sit still long enough to watch a curling match.
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Nov 11th, 2006, 5:53pm
Thanx Charlie - you Rock!!!!!

Carol
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by thebbz on Nov 11th, 2006, 6:52pm
Sent this one to Margi earlier. What a knob, I should have put it here too.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/thebbz/cablejohnandbillie016.jpg
Check out the flag.
Nice eh.
jb
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by Fredmyyster on Nov 11th, 2006, 8:11pm
Canada produces the very best Biere !!!!! And for that, i am grateful.....      ;;D
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by broomhilda on Nov 11th, 2006, 8:52pm
Thats cool Charlie!!! Thank you! :-*

Where's the pic from jb?

LOL Fred, thats not the only good thing we produce! ;;D
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by Fredmyyster on Nov 11th, 2006, 10:01pm
Oh yeah, and goood lookin chixxx !!!     :o
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 11th, 2006, 10:48pm

  and the very nicest people who talk funny too.

 I do believe that the smilie on the left of Charlies smiles pic  is an export from the US.  8)

  Broomie that pic of John BB's is of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Fransisco, California.   He works there..no on it.  He is certifable as some of his pics suggest.  

Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by broomhilda on Nov 11th, 2006, 11:48pm
Shhh Fred :) Canadian women are thanking you!

Linda, we dont talk funny, its all a myth!LOL, The guy on the left must represent that BC legalized, see where Margi is? In the Mountains, brrrrr cold...

I have seen some pics of BB's, frightening IMO, hes braver than brave!

Hugs to all

Andrea
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by chewy on Nov 12th, 2006, 9:32am
Thats Canada's version of the Mariel boatlift .

Immigrant barge smuggling in Penguins and shit.
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by brewcrew on Nov 12th, 2006, 10:22am

on 11/11/06 at 16:26:42, Charlie wrote:
Found a good one for all you hosers. http://www.smileygenerator.us/community/uploads/Canada1.gif

Have fun with it

Charlie

Nice tuque, eh?
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by georgej on Nov 12th, 2006, 7:28pm
A Canadian warship steaming into San Francisco Bay--and no one finds this alarming?   ;)

Best,

George
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by chewy on Nov 12th, 2006, 7:32pm

Quote:
A Canadian warship steaming into San Francisco Bay--and no one finds this alarming?    


What are they going to do? Pelt us with shaved ice?
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by BobG on Nov 12th, 2006, 7:32pm

on 11/12/06 at 19:28:07, georgej wrote:
A Canadian warship steaming into San Francisco Bay--and no one finds this alarming?   ;)

Best,

George

What I find alarming is that Canada even has a warship.  ;;D
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Nov 12th, 2006, 7:35pm

on 11/12/06 at 19:32:08, chewy wrote:
What are they going to do? Pelt us with shaved ice?


In your case - we're gonna whup your a$$ with a frozen hockey stick! [smiley=laugh.gif]

The rest of you can relax - it's not our intent to take over -  we'd have to share our Canadian beer and that's not gonna happen anytime soon.  You guys couldn't handle it! ;;D
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by jon019 on Nov 12th, 2006, 7:38pm

on 11/12/06 at 19:28:07, georgej wrote:
A Canadian warship steaming into San Francisco Bay--and no one finds this alarming?   ;)

Best,

George


Nope, even steaming past Anchor Steam, dey got better beer, fooking ay, eh!
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by vig on Nov 12th, 2006, 7:41pm
Blame Canada

Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents they just wan't to fart and curse

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?

Or should we blame the images on TV?

No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beedy little eyes have packed their heads  o full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada,  we need to form a full assault its Canada's fault

Don't blame me for my son Stan, he saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the klan

And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
(so muCH for the censors!)

Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along, blame Canada, blame Canada
They're not even a real country anyway.

My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer; rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque

Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire

Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo

And that bitch Ann Murray too
Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut
we must stuff the trash we must stash the laughter and fuck must all be undone we must blame them the cause of the fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us

;;D

(from South Park's Bigger, Longer, & Uncut)
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by chewy on Nov 12th, 2006, 11:01pm
Blame Canada.

Done!

Can we move on to England or Mexico now?
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by seasonalboomer on Nov 13th, 2006, 10:24am

on 11/11/06 at 18:52:18, thebbz wrote:
Sent this one to Margi earlier. What a knob, I should have put it here too.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/thebbz/cablejohnandbillie016.jpg
Check out the flag.
Nice eh.
jb


can you say, "photoshop"......

scott
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 13th, 2006, 10:34am

on 11/12/06 at 23:01:51, chewy wrote:
Blame Canada.

Done!

Can we move on to England or Mexico now?


Move on where Chewy? HOW?! Y'aint exactly gonna be sailing anywhere now are you?!  :P
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by alchemy on Nov 13th, 2006, 10:56am

on 11/13/06 at 10:34:00, LeLimey wrote:
Move on where Chewy? HOW?! Y'aint exactly gonna be sailing anywhere now are you?!  :P


LMMFAO you are a viscious woman and thats what i love about you ;;D
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by vietvet2tours on Nov 13th, 2006, 11:23am

on 11/13/06 at 10:34:00, LeLimey wrote:
Move on where Chewy? HOW?! Y'aint exactly gonna be sailing anywhere now are you?!  :P
                                                                           He could get a sailboat and let the wind blow him there.
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 13th, 2006, 12:26pm
Now Potter I know Chewy is full of hot air so technically the trip is possible for him BUT.. I'll bet he couldn't kick the skin off a rice pudding. I'll spifflicate him single handed when he lands  ;;D
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by vietvet2tours on Nov 13th, 2006, 12:30pm

on 11/13/06 at 12:26:57, LeLimey wrote:
Now Potter I know Chewy is full of hot air so technically the trip is possible for him BUT.. I'll bet he couldn't kick the skin off a rice pudding. I'll spifflicate him single handed when he lands  ;;D
                                                                                       The dictionary senses given for this now rather rare word hardly do justice to a slang term that has had several meanings. Its origins lie in the eighteenth century in Britain, though where its first users got it from remains a mystery. The experts hazard a guess that it was probably a fanciful conflation—suggestions include stifle + suffocate and spill + castigate. You can spell it with one f or two, as the fancy takes you, though when it first appeared it had only one.

Over half a century, it rapidly developed from its initial sense of “confound, silence or dumbfound”, through “handle roughly or treat severely”, to “crush, destroy or kill”. T W E Holdsworth borrowed the last of these in Campaign of the Indus of 1840: “Of the enemy, about 500 were killed, and more than 1500 made prisoners; and of the remainder, who made their escape over the walls, the greater part were cut down by the Dragoons, or spifflicated by the Lancers.” Despite these gory associations, by about 1900 it had softened in Britain into a jokey term for some unspecified but vaguely unpleasant punishment with which one might threaten a naughty child (“I’ll spifflicate you if you won’t be quiet!”).

In America at around the same date, the word took on another sense still, that of being drunk. An early example is from the sporting section of the Washington Post of July 1904: “They forced his teeth open, and, while a couple of them sat on his chest, they poured about a quart of corn liquor into his system. He was so spifflicated before they let him up that they had to lift him bodily and plant him in a seat.”

World Wide Words is copyright © Michael Quinion, 1996–2006.
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 13th, 2006, 12:43pm
 Helen comes up with at least 3 or 4 words every day that we in the US have never heard of before.

 I shudder to think of the band-width that might be used up if someone posted the history and meaning of each of them.   :P
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 13th, 2006, 12:54pm
I can always talk like Beeeeyul again if you prefer Linda?!  ;)
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 13th, 2006, 1:04pm


  Sorry Helen.

 NO ONE  can talk like Beeull   [smiley=bloos.gif]
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by barry_sword on Nov 13th, 2006, 8:42pm
how,s it going eh!!



  barry-sword
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by Richr8 on Nov 13th, 2006, 8:48pm

on 11/13/06 at 12:43:16, Linda_Howell wrote:
 Helen comes up with at least 3 or 4 words every day that we in the US have never heard of before.


I thought it was only me.  :)
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 14th, 2006, 7:25am
Now Rich you wanna watch it matey.
Linda's a girl so she gets away with it but you're a mere male and as such are now on the radar for the shit list  ;;D
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by alchemy on Nov 14th, 2006, 8:08am

on 11/14/06 at 07:25:30, LeLimey wrote:
Now Rich you wanna watch it matey.
Linda's a girl so she gets away with it but you're a mere male and as such are now on the radar for the shit list  ;;D


Now now Helen, sand those splinters off your broomstick and fly right, Rich is a nice guy. Remember its a Warlocks world ;;D
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 14th, 2006, 8:41am
What a load of old bollocks rubbish you talk Jim!  ::)

My broomstick doesn't have any bloody splinters, I have it valeted PROPERLY I'll have you know and its a top of the range model too so there  :P

Now what I do know is you blokes are getting delusions of grandeur again and its about time I gave  few of you a damn good slapping.

Who's first?!


Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by davyp on Nov 14th, 2006, 8:42am
:P :P
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by alchemy on Nov 14th, 2006, 8:55am
i'm ready hit me hurt me make me bleed tye me up in a chair and make me write bad checks
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by Paul98 on Nov 14th, 2006, 9:00am

on 11/14/06 at 08:41:55, LeLimey wrote:
What a load of old bollocks rubbish you talk Jim!  ::)

My broomstick doesn't have any bloody splinters, I have it valeted PROPERLY I'll have you know and its a top of the range model too so there  :P

Oh, I'm so tempted but I'll be nice ;;D

Now what I do know is you blokes are getting delusions of grandeur again and its about time I gave  few of you a damn good slapping laugh.

Who's first?!

Give it your best shot Sparky ;;D


;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 14th, 2006, 9:31am
Dape I drove past your house last night, nearly called in for some o2 mate  :-/ Won't stop me slapping sheet out of you today though so don't push your luck!

Jim, I worry about you. does your mummy know you use the PC when she thinks your watching Teletubbies??

Paul - ahhh.. you're going to be nice are you?! isn't that precious?! You don't know how to be anything else you big girls blouse  ::)
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by alchemy on Nov 14th, 2006, 9:47am
Helen i think you've flown into to many trees. It's not teletubbies its sesamie street. get it right
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 14th, 2006, 9:59am
I didn't think you were growed up enough for Sesame street dopeyballs and I know you have a thing about your little Tinky Winky...
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by davyp on Nov 14th, 2006, 12:17pm

on 11/14/06 at 09:31:51, LeLimey wrote:
Dape I drove past your house last night, nearly called in for some o2 mate  :-/ Won't stop me slapping sheet out of you today though so don't push your luck!


You should have done ya daft mare Ive got plenty as its not working for me no more.
I can assure you that you would take 1 look at me and the thoughts of slapping the sheet of of me would be gone completely as i look like someone already has, only got 45 Min's sleep last night and if today is anything to go by ime in for a similar sort of night tonight.

Dape  [smiley=frown.gif]
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by JeffB on Nov 14th, 2006, 12:27pm
Canadian Navy rocks!!!!!
Spent 2 weeks at a Canadian Naval fire fighting school in B.C.
Never drank so much beer in my life.
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by alchemy on Nov 14th, 2006, 12:53pm

on 11/14/06 at 09:59:47, LeLimey wrote:
I didn't think you were growed up enough for Sesame street dopeyballs and I know you have a thing about your little Tinky Winky...


i had to take off to see my shrink now i've got to go back thanks you furry little twit :P
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 14th, 2006, 12:59pm

on 11/14/06 at 12:53:00, alchemy wrote:
i had to take off to see my shrink now i've got to go back thanks you furry little twit :P


Anytime my delightful, delusional, demented dicksplat!  :-*
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by Richr8 on Nov 14th, 2006, 1:19pm

on 11/14/06 at 12:59:29, LeLimey wrote:
dicksplat!


See what I mean.  What is a dicksplat? Sounds like something to avoid.    :o
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 14th, 2006, 1:22pm
Rich you best be a good boy and avoid finding out then hadn't you?! After all, you know better than most what happens when I get pissed don't you?!  ;)
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by georgej on Nov 14th, 2006, 1:22pm

on 11/14/06 at 13:19:01, Richr8 wrote:
See what I mean.  What is a dicksplat? Sounds like something to avoid.    :o


Probably best not to step in it, all right.   :P
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by alchemy on Nov 14th, 2006, 1:39pm
ok make up your mind am i dopeyballs or dicksplat. i need to know what meds to take.
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 14th, 2006, 1:43pm
well duh - you're both and umpty ump bazillion other names as suits my mood!
Have you not learned nuffink yet you gormless puddin?  ::)
Title: Re: Oh Canada!
Post by georgej on Nov 14th, 2006, 1:46pm

on 11/14/06 at 13:39:09, alchemy wrote:
ok make up your mind am i dopeyballs or dicksplat. i need to know what meds to take.


I don't think it's medications that will help for the dopeyballs/dicksplat thing.  You might try this:

http://stopabductions.com/

Best,

George


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