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(Message started by: Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 11:51am)

Title: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 11:51am
this one time?  at band camp?   oh, sorry...wrong TV show.

I think we need a naked dances with coyotes story.  Anyone?  Alchemy Jim?  C'mon, Jimmy - you know you want to......   :P


p.s.   I've always wondered....why do you call yourself Alchemy?  

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by JeffB on Nov 10th, 2006, 11:56am
Did someone say "dance naked"?

Yeah, baby. shake that canadian money maker. ;;D  ooola la.
Thats it, shake Margi.....show me what you got!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

I think some people have forgotten it's FRIDAY.  

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by thomas on Nov 10th, 2006, 11:57am
He knows how to turn lead into gold?

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:03pm
actually, Jeff, Alchemy is our resident naked dancer.  I've heard he's pretty good at it.  

Here's a thinker for ya....

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind, and you will
keep trying it several times to see if you can outsmart your
foot -- but you can't!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the
floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air
with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!

Told you so -- and there's nothing you can do about it! :)


you're doing it right now aren't ya?  you look REALLY funny.  LOL   [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:04pm

on 11/10/06 at 11:57:17, thomas wrote:
He knows how to turn lead into gold?



um....by posting distraction threads and making an ass of oneself?   Do I win a prize?  

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:11pm

on 11/10/06 at 12:03:28, Margi wrote:
actually, Jeff, Alchemy is our resident naked dancer.  I've heard he's pretty good at it.  

Here's a thinker for ya....

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind, and you will
keep trying it several times to see if you can outsmart your
foot -- but you can't!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the
floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air
with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!

Told you so -- and there's nothing you can do about it! :)


you're doing it right now aren't ya?  you look REALLY funny.  LOL   [smiley=laugh.gif]




Margi,

So Alchemy is our resident nikked dancer and Barry T  Coles our great phone giver ? .... Looks like we can have some decent entertainment for Friday afterall  :)

Also I have already been driven bonkers by Barrys most wicked Net games, now your starting with another one ...

Gee, you guys are mean  ;)

Still love you though...  :-*


Annette

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by JeffB on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:15pm
Yes, I remember now. He was outside naked and the animals started showing up. He must have mystical desert powers or the animals showed up to laugh at him... ;;D

I did the foot thing too, I can't do it!

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:17pm
or ... the animals saw that pic of him cleaning that toilet.  They know that just goes against the laws of nature and maybe they felt the universe shifting.  Animals have a keen sense of radar and they probably had to migrate to the source of the disturbance.

Man, that was pretty poetic, huh?  Even for me.  

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by JeffB on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:21pm
You should have been a brain surgeon or astronaut!

BB,
Can I ask you a question?

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by LadyElaine1 on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:23pm
Never show a five year old how to do that ...JD has spent the last few minutes doing that ! LOL
OK I did it too  ::)

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:27pm

Thanks Jeff for your kind words  :)

I would have made a pretty good brain surgeon too, I have always believed in brain transplant ... but I would fail miserably as an astronaut ... the idea of being shot into space is just too scary for me ... :P

Oh yes, you can ask me any question any time any where Jeff, I may not always be able to give you an answer but I sure as hell will try ...  :)

So ask away ..


Annette


Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by thomas on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:34pm

on 11/10/06 at 12:27:50, BB wrote:
you can ask me any question any time any where

Now this could get interesting.  ;;D

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:37pm
Jeff, who were you talking to when you said you wanted to ask a question?  me or Annette?  

You can ask me a question too if you need to.  Here's my questions policy:

1.  Immediate Answer - five bucks
2.  Answer with thought - ten bucks
3.  Correct Answer - twenty bucks
4.  Smart-ass Answer - fifty bucks

I take visa and mastercard but not Amex.  

oh....duh...I just re-read your post.  You WERE talking to Annette.  I'll just be shutting up now and saying "never mind."  

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:38pm

Indeed Thomas, especially if anyone would come out and ask me to sing ..  :P ... I have been known to drive every single customer out of a karaoke bar once  ;;D


Annette

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:42pm

And the scary thing is ... I'd sing for free too ..  :)


Annette


PS: Sorry folks but its tough competing with Margi ...

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by JeffB on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:43pm

on 11/10/06 at 12:27:50, BB wrote:
Thanks Jeff for your kind words  :)

I would have made a pretty good brain surgeon too, I have always believed in brain transplant ... but I would fail miserably as an astronaut ... the idea of being shot into space is just too scary for me ... :P

Oh yes, you can ask me any question any time any where Jeff, I may not always be able to give you an answer but I sure as hell will try ...  :)

So ask away ..


Annette


Are you as purty as the picture under your name???? ;;D

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:50pm

Wow, Jeff... You sure know how to make me sing ...  :-*


Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman
I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you

Mercy

Pretty woman, won't you pardon me
Pretty woman, I couldn't help see
Pretty woman
That you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me
Wow

Pretty woman, stop a while
Pretty woman, talk a while
Pretty woman, gave your smile to me
Pretty woman, yeah yeah yeah
Pretty woman, look my way
Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me
'Cause I need you, I'll trear you right
Come with me baby, be mine tonight

Pretty woman, don't walk on by
Pretty woman, make me cry
Pretty woman, don't walk away, hey...okay
If that's the way it must be, okay
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
There'll be tomorrow nigh, but wait
What do I see
Is she walking back to me
Yeah, she's walking back to me
Oh, oh, Pretty woman



Yah ! Thats me ...  :)

Hows that for super confidence ?

Annette



Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Tiannia on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:52pm

on 11/10/06 at 11:51:45, Margi wrote:
this one time?  at band camp?   oh, sorry...wrong TV show.

I think we need a naked dances with coyotes story.  Anyone?  Alchemy Jim?  C'mon, Jimmy - you know you want to......   :P


p.s.   I've always wondered....why do you call yourself Alchemy?  


There we go...  That is a good idea for a brainless thread for a friday that everyone who is working does not want to work....

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 12:59pm

Brainless ? May I suggest brain transplant ?  ;)

Annette

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by thomas on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:14pm

on 11/10/06 at 12:42:48, BB wrote:
PS: Sorry folks but its tough competing with Margi ...



Not tough, but impossible.  ;;D

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by BobG on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:17pm

on 11/10/06 at 12:42:48, BB wrote:
PS: Sorry folks but its tough competing with Margi ...

Yep. Most of us gave up trying a long time ago. 8)

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:19pm
aw, c'mon....  bok bok bok <-- the sound a chicken makes.



Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by BobG on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:25pm

on 11/10/06 at 13:19:06, Margi wrote:
aw, c'mon....  bok bok bok <-- the sound a chicken makes.

In Canada shouldn't that be .... bouk bouk bouk ? ;)

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by echo on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:26pm

on 11/10/06 at 13:17:24, BobG wrote:
Yep. Most of us gave up trying a long time ago. 8)


I just let her have her jollies.  I figure it's better that way.  Otherwise it's similar to her bringing a paring knife to a gun fight.



Nee ner nee ner nee ner!!

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by thomas on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:27pm

on 11/10/06 at 13:25:01, BobG wrote:
In Canada shouldn't that be .... bouk bouk bouk ? ;)

No it would be "book eh? book eh? book.  Eh?"  ;;D

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by echo on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:28pm

on 11/10/06 at 13:27:09, thomas wrote:
No it would be "book eh? book eh? book.  Eh?"  ;;D



and ended with "you hoosier"

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by thomas on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:30pm

on 11/10/06 at 13:28:35, echo wrote:
and ended with "you hoosier"

Is dat a Molson you're drinkin' der, eh?

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:30pm
Lord Tunderin Jeezus, bye - you stay where you're at, I'll come where you're to.  Fill yer boots!

Now THAT's Canadian!  

pass the poutine, please.  

edited to add - it's NOT hoosier.....it's HOSER!  Sheesh....my work is never done here.   ::)

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by echo on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:32pm

on 11/10/06 at 13:30:42, thomas wrote:
Is dat a Molson you're drinkin' der, eh?


Ya shit ya betcha dont cha no, eh!

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by JeffB on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:33pm

on 11/10/06 at 12:50:09, BB wrote:
Wow, Jeff... You sure know how to make me sing ...  :-*


Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman
I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you

Mercy

Pretty woman, won't you pardon me
Pretty woman, I couldn't help see
Pretty woman
That you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me
Wow

Pretty woman, stop a while
Pretty woman, talk a while
Pretty woman, gave your smile to me
Pretty woman, yeah yeah yeah
Pretty woman, look my way
Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me
'Cause I need you, I'll trear you right
Come with me baby, be mine tonight

Pretty woman, don't walk on by
Pretty woman, make me cry
Pretty woman, don't walk away, hey...okay
If that's the way it must be, okay
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
There'll be tomorrow nigh, but wait
What do I see
Is she walking back to me
Yeah, she's walking back to me
Oh, oh, Pretty woman



Yah ! Thats me ...  :)

Hows that for super confidence ?

Annette

Roy Orbason makes me sooooooo hot!
;;D

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by JeffB on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:35pm
Oh, geez, Dats gotta hurt fur Shore, eh?

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:36pm

on 11/10/06 at 13:32:38, echo wrote:
Ya shit ya betcha dont cha no, eh!


*sigh*  get it right wouldya?

It's:  Yeah, ya little shit (or OH shit yeah) - yewwwww betcha!  

No dontcha know.  That's 'Merican.  Not Cnadian.

And no, Thomas - it's Kokanee.  It's the beer.  Out here.

I drink Pinot Grigio in winter, Kokanee in summer, thankyouverymuch.


Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:40pm
Carol, Broomie - where the hell are ya girls?  Help me out here!!

Carol's the one with the Cnadian accent of the three of us.  She's an easterner.  Me and Broomie - we be westerners.  

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Langa on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:40pm
Okay, i'm exhausted from doing the foot thingy... [smiley=laugh.gif]

At least I got a small workout in... :-/

Langa

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:46pm
LOL Langa!   [smiley=laugh.gif]

I just found this.  I'm going to go give my daughter a kiss and thank her for not getting THIS tatoo on her belly.  When she was pregnant, her belly button popped out and well, that would have just been DISgusting!

http://pic40.picturetrail.com/VOL361/2036010/3944402/203667672.jpg

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:50pm

My goodness Margi, where did you find THAT ?  ::)


Annette


Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:51pm
my daughter sent it to me and said "Mum, aren't you proud of me that I didn't get THIS one?"   ;;D

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 2:03pm

Gosh, I am glad my kids are still at an age where I can satisfy them with a stick on tattoo ..


Annette

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by broomhilda on Nov 10th, 2006, 2:53pm

on 11/10/06 at 13:40:12, Margi wrote:
Carol, Broomie - where the hell are ya girls?  Help me out here!!

Carol's the one with the Cnadian accent of the three of us.  She's an easterner.  Me and Broomie - we be westerners.  

Margi? Whats a Cnadian? ;;D

sounds like you have an accent...

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by alchemy on Nov 10th, 2006, 3:28pm
Man i go out and do a little dance and i miss this whole thread. ;;D

And i can't answer the Alchemy question cause if i did i'd have to kill ya ;)

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by BarbaraD on Nov 10th, 2006, 5:51pm
Annette - ask her about the day she tried to roast her poor dog..... Poor Barley had to go to a psychologist for years after that....... :D

But the smart a$$ answer-backs -- you're on your on kiddo....

Hugs BD

Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Margi on Nov 11th, 2006, 2:25pm
Who you callin' a smart a$$, smart a$$ - remember, I learned from the master (i.e. YOU).  

I didn't try to ROAST my dog, only set him on fire a lil bit.  We put it out, what's the big deal?  I can't help it that the ash from my smoke fell into his thick fur.  He didn't burst into flames, there was just a little smoke and a particularly strange smell.  Barly thought it was pretty cool, actually.  

Hey, Mom, I'm going to be in Houston next week....how far are you from there?  Can I buy ya lunch or something?

p.s.  I'm sure Rudi could tell some tales on you too, woman!  :P


Title: Re: So ANYWAY....
Post by Jonny on Nov 11th, 2006, 2:42pm
Chewy's weekend job ;;D

http://www.chewycentral.com/Media/Videos/AmazingVideos/Yukko_The_Terrible_Clown__RID1507.aspx



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