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(Message started by: chewy on Nov 10th, 2006, 8:57am)
Title: Auction for Deej
Post by chewy on Nov 10th, 2006, 8:57am
Lets raise some money for CH.com.

Heres my auction donation:

Chewy's Fish Boat

Captain Chewy will take one hot blonde out for a day of fishing off the coast of Chelsea on a busted up 16 footer with no seats. Owned by Chewy. No beer and wine will be served on board, bring your own ya cheap bastards. No guests are invited either. Free balogna sandmoooches if you pay for gas. Clothing optional.

Donated by Chewy
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by alchemy on Nov 10th, 2006, 9:19am
sure thats not a ride in your submarine?
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by aprilbee on Nov 10th, 2006, 9:23am

on 11/10/06 at 08:57:31, chewy wrote:
Lets raise some money for CH.com.

Heres my auction donation:

Chewy's Fish Boat

Captain Chewy will take one hot blonde


You got something against brunettes? ;;D
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by chewy on Nov 10th, 2006, 9:25am

Quote:
You got something against brunettes?


Nope. All hair colors welcome to bid.
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by aprilbee on Nov 10th, 2006, 9:26am
Okay....just wanted to make sure I could put my hat in the ring.... ;)
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by chewy on Nov 10th, 2006, 9:30am
Chuck cant bid.
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by seasonalboomer on Nov 10th, 2006, 9:31am

on 11/10/06 at 08:57:31, chewy wrote:
Lets raise some money for CH.com.

Heres my auction donation:

Chewy's Fish Boat

Captain Chewy will take one hot blonde out for a day of fishing off the coast of Chelsea on a busted up 16 footer with no seats. Owned by Chewy. No beer and wine will be served on board, bring your own ya cheap bastards. No guests are invited either. Free balogna sandmoooches if you pay for gas. Clothing optional.

Donated by Chewy


so what would I be really buying? video footage of you with a hot blonde on your boat?  
[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by cynjeep89 on Nov 10th, 2006, 9:34am
Brings back really bad memories of a shark fishing trip I went on about 12 years ago...didn't I could turn that many shades of green. :-[
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 9:50am

I bid $5 ....



Annette


PS: Someone please outbid me ...quick ! Thank you
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by chewy on Nov 10th, 2006, 10:07am
SOLD!

When are you arriving?
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by _UNsolved on Nov 10th, 2006, 10:14am
I'd like to donate a power drill with a long bit to the winner. You never know when you'll need it while on a boat with Don   ;;D

UNsolved
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by kissmyglass on Nov 10th, 2006, 10:17am
ROTFLMAO...Annette....better check out cheaptickets.com  its a long trip to Boston and wer're holding you to it... ;;D
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by davyp on Nov 10th, 2006, 10:18am
I would also like to donate to the winner:
A life jacket coz, well it is Chewy we are talking about lol

;;D Dape  ;;D
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by thomas on Nov 10th, 2006, 10:19am

on 11/10/06 at 09:25:59, chewy wrote:
Nope. All hair colors welcome to bid.



What about us "transparents"? ;)
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by kissmyglass on Nov 10th, 2006, 10:19am
better bring your SCUBA gear   waters mighty chilly about now
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:03pm




on 11/10/06 at 10:07:50, chewy wrote:
SOLD!

When are you arriving?



OH SH*T !

Me and my big mouth  ::)


Annette
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by BobG on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:08pm

on 11/10/06 at 10:07:50, chewy wrote:
SOLD!

Damn! I got here too late.
I would have bid $6 to have the ex-wife on that boat.
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by chewy on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:56pm
I have a special coming up Bob!

Ex wives cruise.

Plenty of anchors to go around.
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 1:59pm

on 11/10/06 at 13:08:08, BobG wrote:
Damn! I got here too late.
I would have bid $6 to have the ex-wife on that boat.



Chewy, can I donate the prize to Bob ?  He seems sooooo keen ...  :P


Annette
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by Kevin_M on Nov 10th, 2006, 2:00pm
How 'bout from just the guys now.



on 11/10/06 at 08:57:31, chewy wrote:
Lets raise some money for CH.com.

Heres my auction donation:

Chewy's Fish Boat

Captain Chewy will take one hot blonde out for a day of fishing off the coast of Chelsea on a bust[s]ed up 16 footer with no seats. Owned by Chewy.  No beer and wine will be served on board, bring your own ya cheap bastards. No guests are invited either. Free balogna sandmoooches if you pay for gas. Clothing optional.

Donated by Chewy

Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by Fredmyyster on Nov 10th, 2006, 2:02pm
   Brunettes rule !   ;)
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 2:08pm

on 11/10/06 at 14:00:53, Kevin_M wrote:
How 'bout from just the guys now.


Lets raise some money for CH.com.

Heres my auction donation:

Chewy's Fish Boat

Captain Chewy will take one hot blonde out for a day of fishing off the coast of Chelsea on a bust[s]ed up 16 footer with no seats. Owned by Chewy.  No beer and wine will be served on board, bring your own ya cheap bastards. No guests are invited either. Free balogna sandmoooches if you pay for gas. Clothing optional.

Donated by Chewy  



Heck! I am not bidding on the owner, with the other prize at least I could do something with the boat!

Jonny might be interested though ...  ;;D


Annette
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by aprilbee on Nov 10th, 2006, 2:10pm

on 11/10/06 at 14:02:30, Fredmyyster wrote:
   Brunettes rule !   ;)



Now here's a man who knows what he's talking about!!  ;;D
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by Bethany1 on Nov 10th, 2006, 2:11pm
Chewy, stop trying to get me on your dingy for a ride.
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by HeadhurtinMama on Nov 10th, 2006, 4:35pm

on 11/10/06 at 14:02:30, Fredmyyster wrote:
   Brunettes rule !   ;)

Redheads are cuter! :-*
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by LeLimey on Nov 10th, 2006, 4:39pm

on 11/10/06 at 13:56:44, chewy wrote:
Plenty of anchors to go around.


And phonetically speaking the biggest is the captain!

Actually.. I have to complain and declare this auction null and void (Annette you owe me!)

It says "Auction for Deej". That definitely says you're auctioning off the bonedome Chewy and I think Steph'd rip you a new one  ::)
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by chewy on Nov 10th, 2006, 6:25pm

Quote:
I bid $5



Quote:
That definitely says you're auctioning off the bonedome


OK then. I'll refund $3.95 and the bone head is all yours.
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by Jonny on Nov 10th, 2006, 6:49pm
I will put up one pair (Oxymoron) of these ;;D

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/vietvet2tours/peeper.jpg
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by JeffB on Nov 10th, 2006, 6:53pm
ROTFLMAO!
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Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by chewy on Nov 10th, 2006, 7:15pm
Hey Steph

Can you Fedex him over. Dont forget the airholes.
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by Mrs Deej on Nov 10th, 2006, 7:37pm
Chewy,

LMAO!!

You're not right!!

Deej is and always will be priceless in my book, and I think we'd all go bankrupt if we tried to bid him off!!!

;)
Steph
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 7:39pm

on 11/10/06 at 18:25:45, chewy wrote:
OK then. I'll refund $3.95 and the bone head is all yours.




COOL ! So I get $3.95 back AND DeeJ as well ?  :o

Helen, I do owe you one  ;)


Now I just need to learn how to dodge Steph's lightning bolt ....  8)


Annette
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by chewy on Nov 10th, 2006, 7:46pm
pssst. Steph.

Thats a $1.05 profit. Couple more bucks and your off to Starbucks.

Dont forget the airholes.
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by alchemy on Nov 10th, 2006, 8:07pm
Chewy, would you auction off an under water tour of lobster traps in your area? Your boat should be able to handle that ;;D
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by chewy on Nov 10th, 2006, 8:10pm
Lobstas are living IN my boat.

Have I mentioned that you suck.
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by alchemy on Nov 10th, 2006, 8:12pm
NO NO my friend you suck
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by BB on Nov 10th, 2006, 8:15pm

on 11/10/06 at 19:46:01, chewy wrote:
pssst. Steph.

Thats a $1.05 profit. Couple more bucks and your off to Starbucks.

Dont forget the airholes.



K, Steph, I will send you that whole $3.95 ... after all I am sure he is worth it  ;)

Treat yourself at Starbuck and please dont stop at any gunshop on the way  ;;D


Annette
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by georgej on Nov 11th, 2006, 12:48am

on 11/10/06 at 19:37:42, Mrs Deej wrote:
Chewy,

LMAO!!

You're not right!!

Deej is and always will be priceless in my book, and I think we'd all go bankrupt if we tried to bid him off!!!

;)
Steph


If you do send him to Chewy (remembering the airholes, mind) be sure he's wearing the clothing we chose for him a couple of weeks ago.  

Those who know, know.

Best,

George
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by Mrs Deej on Nov 11th, 2006, 1:17am
Chewy's Lobster-infested boat: $5

Submarine: $$$ a couple million

Hair dye for the blondes, brunnettes and redheads: $10

Handgun: $500

"The clothing": $24.99

Getting a refund AND the man of my dreams: PRICELESS


:P
Steph
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by BB on Nov 11th, 2006, 2:04am

on 11/11/06 at 01:17:06, Mrs Deej wrote:
Getting a refund AND the man of my dreams: PRICELESS


:P
Steph



Tell me about it ! Couldnt believe my luck!  8)


Annette

PS: Please remember the air holes ..
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by chewy on Nov 11th, 2006, 6:36am

Quote:
If you do send him to Chewy


DONT SEND HIM TO ME!

Then I'd have to feed and water him. Like a Chia Pet with a pulse.
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by alchemy on Nov 11th, 2006, 6:38am
you'd have the watering part down
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by LeLimey on Nov 11th, 2006, 7:11am

on 11/11/06 at 06:38:28, alchemy wrote:
you'd have the watering part down


ROTFLMAO.. oh Jim, have I told you lately I love you?!  [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by chewy on Nov 11th, 2006, 3:28pm

Quote:
you'd have the watering part down


Just tie him loosely to the dock.
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by cateyes on Nov 12th, 2006, 11:05am
you guys are killing me with this thread..lol... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif].....


But Chewy..If your ..(ahem ok I`ll call it a ) "boat"has lobster`s living in it...Isn`t worth more that way? I mean Lobster`s cost a fortune in resturants...THINK ABOUT IT..New way of earning money...lol



Tammy
Title: Re: Auction for Deej
Post by Turts on Nov 12th, 2006, 2:21pm

Quote:
Captain Chewy will take one hot blonde out for a day of fishing



Chewy- please tick preference for one hot blonde

a) Female

b) Male

c) one of the above pretending to be the other


Turts
;;D


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