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(Message started by: Jonny on Nov 6th, 2006, 8:55pm)
Title: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Jonny on Nov 6th, 2006, 8:55pm
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a14a1771ee

Use it or lose it .....LMAO ;;D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by cateyes on Nov 7th, 2006, 7:54am
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Uhhhhh..hmmm what do u say to that? lol


Tammy
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Cathi04 on Nov 7th, 2006, 7:58am
Hmm....I'm thinkin' braces......
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by chewy on Nov 7th, 2006, 8:01am

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Hmm....I'm thinkin' braces


I'm thinking invite her over for the weekend!
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by imnotbub on Nov 7th, 2006, 2:44pm
I believe I am in love. ::)

Steve
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by thomas on Nov 7th, 2006, 2:56pm
That is talent.
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by taraann on Nov 7th, 2006, 8:15pm
What gets me is that she shrugs her shoulders and smiles like "aren't I cute?"  nope your not!
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Jonny on Nov 7th, 2006, 8:28pm
Shes not only cute, shes Gods gift to man! ;;D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by HeadhurtinMama on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:20pm
She's God's gift to what man?  I think she surpassed that milestone by about a good foot and half and made it all the way to freak!

Bridget
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Jonny on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:29pm

on 11/07/06 at 21:20:51, HeadhurtinMama wrote:
She's God's gift to what man?  I think she surpassed that milestone by about a good foot and half and made it all the way to freak!

Bridget


I will agree.....nothing but freaks in jonnys camp  :-*
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:32pm


  BULL Jonny.  I know one who is definetly  NOT a freak of any kind.   ;)
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Sean_C on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:34pm

on 11/07/06 at 21:20:51, HeadhurtinMama wrote:
She's God's gift to what man?  I think she surpassed that milestone by about a good foot and half and made it all the way to freak!

Bridget


ROTFLMMFAO definately a descendent of a sword swallower Bridget  [smiley=laugh.gif]

I think that was computer generated ;;D although I did see a girl take down a whole Kielbasa on the Sterns Show way back when ;;D

Sean....................................
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Sean_C on Nov 7th, 2006, 9:37pm

on 11/07/06 at 21:32:28, Linda_Howell wrote:
  BULL Jonny.  I know one who is definetly  NOT a freak of any kind.   ;)


What are you sayin, you don't have a gag reflux Linda LOLOLOLOL ?  ;;D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 7th, 2006, 10:15pm


Oh Good G...Sean.  

Jonny knows who I refer to and it ain't me.  

You will be severly bitch-slapped when  we meet.  ;;D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by HeadhurtinMama on Nov 7th, 2006, 10:30pm
I'm sorry, but I'd be far more impressed by the sight of a two foot penis than a woman who can deep throat a two foot phallic balloon!

And that my friends would be God's gift to women!

Bridget
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 7th, 2006, 10:40pm


   http://bestsmileys.com/lol/14.gif

 she got ya, guys.
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Jimi on Nov 7th, 2006, 11:15pm

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I'm sorry, but I'd be far more impressed by the sight of a two foot penis


What the heck would you do with it? :o
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by psycofemale0403 on Nov 8th, 2006, 12:12am
Wow.. it's getting deep in here..


no pun intended!

hee hee
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by HeadhurtinMama on Nov 8th, 2006, 5:17am

on 11/07/06 at 23:15:48, Jimi wrote:
What the heck would you do with it? :o


I don't know, probably do something along the lines of Martha Stewart and use it to tie back some drapes in the living room or as coat rack.  After all, I think it would be overkill in other arenas.   :-*
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by alchemy on Nov 8th, 2006, 6:52am

on 11/07/06 at 23:15:48, Jimi wrote:
What the heck would you do with it? :o



i make extra money for the family in sideshows, carnivals and i'm my own petting zoo ;;D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by chewy on Nov 8th, 2006, 7:24am
Welcome to Alchemy"s Petting Zoo

CAUTION: Spitting Snakes
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by thomas on Nov 8th, 2006, 8:51am

on 11/07/06 at 23:15:48, Jimi wrote:
What the heck would you do with it? :o


I like to let birds perch on mine.  ;)
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by aprilbee on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:10am

on 11/07/06 at 22:30:35, HeadhurtinMama wrote:
I'm sorry, but I'd be far more impressed by the sight of a two foot penis than a woman who can deep throat a two foot phallic balloon!

And that my friends would be God's gift to women!

Bridget


Amen Sista! :D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Paul98 on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:25am

on 11/07/06 at 23:15:48, Jimi wrote:
What the heck would you do with it? :o


Step on it quite often I would guess.   [smiley=laugh.gif]

And I don't know who would be the bigger freek, the guy with a two foot dong or the woman that could um..utilize it to it's full extent. ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:33am
I don't know what so bloody special anyway.
Every man I've ever met has two feet. Sheesh  ::)
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by aprilbee on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:38am

on 11/08/06 at 09:33:04, LeLimey wrote:
I don't know what so bloody special anyway.
Every man I've ever met has two feet. Sheesh  ::)



hee hee hee, good one... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Sean_C on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:48am

on 11/08/06 at 08:51:54, thomas wrote:
I like to let birds perch on mine.  ;)


LMAO ya me too  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by nani on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:50am
Hummingbirds?
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Sean_C on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:51am

on 11/08/06 at 09:50:25, nani wrote:
Hummingbirds?


Swallows  ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by alchemy on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:53am
It works out great in bars i never fall over ;;D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by aprilbee on Nov 8th, 2006, 10:04am
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, boys will be boys... [smiley=guyflash.gif]

gotta love 'em  :)
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by georgej on Nov 8th, 2006, 10:22am
I think you'll discover that as far as men are concerned, the thing is actually several miles long--but most of it's in the fourth dimension.

And yeah--I stole that from Kurt Vonnegut.   :)

Best,

George
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Ghost on Nov 8th, 2006, 10:58am
Just to stimulate thought here, but what started out a dozen plain are now glazed! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;)

Mike the #@%$ Goat! :-*
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by nani on Nov 8th, 2006, 11:03am

on 11/08/06 at 10:58:59, Ghost wrote:
what started out a dozen plain are now glazed!


I prefer creme filled.  ::)
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by alchemy on Nov 8th, 2006, 11:05am

on 11/08/06 at 11:03:42, nani wrote:
I prefer creme filled.  ::)


[smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by thomas on Nov 8th, 2006, 11:06am

on 11/08/06 at 11:03:42, nani wrote:
I prefer creme filled.  ::)


Indeed, that is best.
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by JDH on Nov 8th, 2006, 11:37am
Speaking of endowment and donuts,
who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a dozen donuts with no hands.

And who's the most popular lady?
The one who can eat that last donut.
;;D

Jim
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Charlie on Nov 8th, 2006, 12:32pm
Shame on you all.....

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/slap.gif

Charlie  8)
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by LadyElaine1 on Nov 8th, 2006, 1:08pm
Jonny I am going to get you big time for this one. Buddy read this and brought home three packs of those balloons.  >:(

He will be missed. There will be no service held for him, I am having him creamated and then I am spreading his ashes on the front of the truck and giving him a farwell BJ!  ;;D


                 
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Jimi on Nov 8th, 2006, 1:20pm

Quote:
boys will be boys...  

gotta love 'em  


Clustergals...........you gotta love em. :-*
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by chewy on Nov 8th, 2006, 1:54pm

Quote:
Swallows


ROFLMMFAO!

Good one Sean ole boy.
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 8th, 2006, 5:21pm

 
Quote:
He will be missed. There will be no service held for him, I am having him creamated and then I am spreading his ashes on the front of the truck and giving him a farwell BJ!  


I have no way of describing how much my stomach hurts from laughing at this Elaine, and I am sure I burned at least 500 calories.  Neighbor came over to ask If I was o.k.  and  dogs are howling outside from hearing the high-pitched laughing.  
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by LeLimey on Nov 8th, 2006, 5:24pm

on 11/08/06 at 13:08:13, LadyElaine1 wrote:
Jonny I am going to get you big time for this one. Buddy read this and brought home three packs of those balloons.  >:(

He will be missed. There will be no service held for him, I am having him creamated and then I am spreading his ashes on the front of the truck and giving him a farwell BJ!  ;;D


                 


ELAINE ROCKS!!!  ;;D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by alchemy on Nov 8th, 2006, 5:44pm

on 11/08/06 at 13:08:13, LadyElaine1 wrote:
Jonny I am going to get you big time for this one. Buddy read this and brought home three packs of those balloons.  >:(

then I am spreading his ashes on the front of the truck and giving him a farwell BJ!  ;;D


                 


Isn't that typical, you get married and killed and that's still all you get for a BJ
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by kissmyglass on Nov 8th, 2006, 5:44pm
I was gunna say Elaine sucks but I won't  :)
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Jonny on Nov 8th, 2006, 6:34pm
Here ya go dudes, enjoy  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwng5C54750
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by thomas on Nov 8th, 2006, 6:38pm
Too skinny.
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by john_d on Nov 8th, 2006, 6:51pm

on 11/08/06 at 18:38:07, thomas wrote:
Too skinny.


don't worry, when she turns 15 she should start gaining weight.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

sorry bro, couldn't resist
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Jonny on Nov 8th, 2006, 6:54pm

on 11/08/06 at 18:51:47, john_d wrote:
don't worry, when she turns 15 she should start gaining weight.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

sorry bro, couldn't resist


LMMFAO!! ;;D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Linda_Howell on Nov 8th, 2006, 6:54pm

  Too skinny?

 How about too young.  

They must be like 14 or 15.  Wonder what their Fathers would think if they knew their daughters were dancing like that for everyone on  the internet ?


sigh...I was still playing with dolls at 13   :-/
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by taraann on Nov 8th, 2006, 6:55pm

on 11/08/06 at 10:04:22, aprilbee wrote:
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, boys will be boys... [smiley=guyflash.gif]

gotta love 'em  :)

Momma always said a boy isn't a man till his mid 30's IF they ever to grow into being a man.  Yah off topic sorta kinda but OH SO TRUE ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Jonny on Nov 8th, 2006, 7:07pm
Ok ok, heres one for the ladies.....dont say I never did anything for you!.....LOL ;;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs1DsNBvEoc
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Jonny on Nov 8th, 2006, 8:54pm

on 11/07/06 at 22:15:14, Linda_Howell wrote:
Jonny knows who I refer to and it ain't me.  


yes, I do know, Linda.
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by Sean_C on Nov 8th, 2006, 9:16pm

on 11/08/06 at 19:07:05, Jonny wrote:
Ok ok, heres one for the ladies.....dont say I never did anything for you!.....LOL ;;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs1DsNBvEoc


He ain't right in the head.
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by thomas on Nov 9th, 2006, 8:37am

on 11/08/06 at 18:55:39, taraann wrote:
Momma always said a boy isn't a man till his mid 30's IF they ever to grow into being a man.  Yah off topic sorta kinda but OH SO TRUE ;;D ;;D


Very true indeed.
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by aprilbee on Nov 9th, 2006, 9:17am

on 11/08/06 at 19:07:05, Jonny wrote:
Ok ok, heres one for the ladies.....dont say I never did anything for you!.....LOL ;;D


You never did anything for me!  :P   ;;D
Title: Re: Ladies, its lesson time!
Post by alchemy on Nov 9th, 2006, 9:22am

on 11/08/06 at 19:07:05, Jonny wrote:
Ok ok, heres one for the ladies.....dont say I never did anything for you!.....LOL ;;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs1DsNBvEoc


Jonny thats just wrong on so many levels. sometimes you worry me ;;D


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