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Title: Helen should be OK... Post by Paul98 on Oct 31st, 2006, 10:10am http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6ce10b3127cce8e107f81dc6f00000015100AZuWzdi0Ys2IA AP photo Associated Press Nottinghamshire, UK In a bizarre Halloween accident a woman identified as Ms. Helen LeLimey was critically injured today in a one broom accident. Witnesses at the scene said it is a miracle that no one was killed. One witness, who gave his name only as Yorky, said the woman Careened around the corner at tremendous speed and slammed into the pole. “Itsa miracle she wasn’t killed, init?” he said. As Rescuers’ worked to stabilize the woman; she was overheard mumbling incoherently about someone’s spotted dick and his fatty balls. A close friend of the victim said she had been acting Strangely in the last few days and rarely was seen without broom in hand. “I just thought she was obsessed with sweeping” the friend said. After medical treatment, she will be transferred to Nottinghamshire Psychiatric Hospital for a full psychiatric evaluation. Police are still trying to determine the cause of the accident. -P. |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by pattik on Oct 31st, 2006, 10:12am Helen, are you gonna take that!? Go get him. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Paul98 on Oct 31st, 2006, 10:15am on 10/31/06 at 10:12:39, pattik wrote:
Lets just say Helen isn't in the "position" to respond at the moment. ;;D I'm sure I'll pay for this one for a long time. [smiley=laugh.gif] -P. |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Mrs_R on Oct 31st, 2006, 10:19am Gee Paul, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when Helen catches up with you!!! :o ;;D |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by maffumatt on Oct 31st, 2006, 10:27am Paul DO NOT EAT HER COOKING I repeat DO NOT EAT HER COOKING! |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by alchemy on Oct 31st, 2006, 10:39am i guess Helen just wasn't ready for the turbo broom |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by georgej on Oct 31st, 2006, 10:41am You are so dead, Paul..... I'll send lilies. Best, George |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by LeLimey on Oct 31st, 2006, 10:46am Paul my sweet.. remember those pics of you in fancy dress I swore I'd never post? Well.. the book in my hand wasn't the bible - it was "101 uses for fatty balls" :P love you lots (but not enough to keep your secrets!) Helen [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] PS I'm going to wear that broom out on you one of these fine days laddie! :o Paul "come as you are party 2001" http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/paul2.jpg Paul - well this was just an average sunday afternoon actually.. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/paul3.jpg Paul's favourite Barbie costume (and yes he does have LOTS) http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/paul1.jpg Paul without shaving... http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/paul4.jpg |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Paul98 on Oct 31st, 2006, 10:53am Thank you Helen for not showing the really embareassing photos. [smiley=laugh.gif] My sides are aching from laughing so hard. :) -P. |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by LeLimey on Oct 31st, 2006, 10:54am wait til you stand up and I lose my shoe up your harris you bugger.... |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Paul98 on Oct 31st, 2006, 11:02am on 10/31/06 at 10:54:47, LeLimey wrote:
Oh Helen, tease, tease... -P. |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Shaz on Oct 31st, 2006, 12:12pm Paul, you made me panic when I started reading this thread. Wondering what had happened to the women. Great thread though, and Helen the pics are brilliant. Brightened up my afternoon. Shax :-* |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by alchemy on Oct 31st, 2006, 12:14pm on 10/31/06 at 12:12:48, Shaz wrote:
i thought the same thing then i saw the pic and felt bad for the tree ;;D |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by LeeS on Oct 31st, 2006, 12:28pm She's a witch, she's a witch ......... ..... burn her! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by LeLimey on Oct 31st, 2006, 12:31pm And as for you Ting Tong, when I want sheet I'll squeeze your head :P Just in case anyone forgot our pet pervs favourite pastime.. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/for_helen.jpg |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by LeeS on Oct 31st, 2006, 12:32pm I'm the one on the left with the nice legs :) |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Margi on Oct 31st, 2006, 12:52pm gettin a little thick around the middle, aren't you, Lee? Looks like you need to use a little bit more hair conditioner, too - your hair's a bit flat. |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by rickyshot on Oct 31st, 2006, 1:01pm What worries me is that Helen has a pic of me in her arsenal to photoshop. :o |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by LeLimey on Oct 31st, 2006, 1:04pm Don't worry Ricky, girls are exempt from being picked on cos we can all gang up together on the |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Paul98 on Oct 31st, 2006, 1:04pm on 10/31/06 at 13:01:40, rickyshot wrote:
The only way to unarm Helen is to have no shame like me. ;;D Otherwise be afraid...very afraid. [smiley=laugh.gif] -P. |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by LeLimey on Oct 31st, 2006, 1:06pm on 10/31/06 at 13:04:53, Paul98 wrote:
fixed it and where exactly do you think you came off on "unarming" me you muppet?! |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by sandie99 on Oct 31st, 2006, 1:22pm Thanks for the chuckles, guys! ;;D ;;D ;;D Sanna |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Lizzie2 on Oct 31st, 2006, 1:26pm You know, I knew she drove a little bit quickly, but I had no idea she had a broom hidden in her closet! Did you, Matt? Honestly...if I'd only have known - I would have tried to stop her. I'm a medical professional you know... She was definitely a closet broom-rider. ;) Paul - ya damn near gave me a heart attack by the title as well! Shame on you! I shall be sending you some, uh, what was it again Helen? Soup? Curry? strained properly of course. Helen taught me! Helen - Give hugs to the kids for me! I know Brid kept asking for me to come back for Halloween!! Wish I could've!! Miss you lot! Lizzie2 :) |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Yorky on Oct 31st, 2006, 1:29pm yous lot kill me ;;D |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 31st, 2006, 2:09pm Helen's broom must have been a GM product. If it had been a FORD she'd have already been flying over Paul's house about now. Instead.....she never got out of England. |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Margi on Oct 31st, 2006, 2:11pm Good one, Linda! LOL hugs, me, who is also the proud driver of a Ford (Escape). |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by LeLimey on Oct 31st, 2006, 2:15pm Linda I wouldn't pick on Paul really.. lets face it. What can I do to him that Mother Nature hasn't done first and better?! ;;D He'll be back soon no doubt... he's just gone to slip into something more comfortable... http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/lerchbase_10-15-06_06.jpg |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 31st, 2006, 2:19pm AW JEEZE. Helen......I am laughing so hard I am in tears. |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by alchemy on Oct 31st, 2006, 2:27pm it's nice to be free to say what i want of the witch she has no pics of me. plus a witch can't mess with a Warlock HAHAHA :P |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by georgej on Oct 31st, 2006, 2:29pm on 10/31/06 at 14:15:04, LeLimey wrote:
Nothing like a pastoral scene to settle the nerves. And look--the moon is rising. Best, George |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by LeLimey on Oct 31st, 2006, 2:56pm on 10/31/06 at 14:27:18, alchemy wrote:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/47b6d932b3127cce8aba92a2dcd10000001.jpg Err.. exsqueeze me Mr Warlock.. SIR!! ::) But that's a bog brush not a magic wand so I suggest you stick to doing what you do best honeybun.. before you really ARE nothing but a flash in the pan :P |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by alchemy on Oct 31st, 2006, 3:02pm i fear you not you wicked Witch who can't drive |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Paul98 on Oct 31st, 2006, 3:04pm Once again, I'm flummoxed! Helen, isn't there a broomstick you need to attend to? -P. BTW/ the Royal Society of Sheep Shaggars is very displeased with you Helen for disclosing their coveted traditions. (the late S. Shaggar-Williams would have been ashamed at you!) |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by LeLimey on Oct 31st, 2006, 3:07pm I can't drive eh Jim?! Keep thinking that sunshine ;;D Paul.. my broomstick does what I want not vice versa :P I'm sorry you got chucked out of the SSS.. did they hear about the chicken? I didn't tell anyone honest :-X |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by alchemy on Oct 31st, 2006, 3:10pm There once was a witch named Helen who went to the broom store to see what they were selling she picked the turbo model and gave it the gas but the tree she just couldn't pass |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by LeLimey on Oct 31st, 2006, 3:13pm There once was a fella named Jim Who's loo was exceedingly grim, With splashes and splishes and help from the witches He now cleans it from UNDER the rim :P |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by sandie99 on Oct 31st, 2006, 3:20pm Oh Helen, have you ever considered a career as a poet? ;;D Sanna |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Carl_D on Oct 31st, 2006, 3:22pm [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Charlie on Oct 31st, 2006, 6:10pm http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/sheep.gif?SSImageQuality=Full Been trying to find a place for it....Sorry. Yuz are killin' kids. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/laugh explode.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by alchemy on Oct 31st, 2006, 6:17pm O Helen O Helen my brain is a swellin with thoughts of you riding a broom you fly through the night delivering your fright on people that just have no clue you buzz around town having your fun while me i'm home cleaning the loo |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Chillrmn1 on Oct 31st, 2006, 6:38pm on 10/31/06 at 10:10:30, Paul98 wrote:
Kudos Paul! This is one of the most hilarious posts I've ever read! |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by purpleydog on Oct 31st, 2006, 9:24pm on 10/31/06 at 10:46:59, LeLimey wrote:
Where's the spots? [smiley=huh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Paul98 on Oct 31st, 2006, 9:28pm on 10/31/06 at 21:24:31, purpleydog wrote:
Ahh, the miricle of antibiotics! [smiley=laugh.gif] -P. |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by Paul98 on Oct 31st, 2006, 9:33pm on 10/31/06 at 18:10:54, Charlie wrote:
Charlie...Only you could find a smilie boinking a sheep. ;;D -P. |
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Title: Re: Helen should be OK... Post by rickyshot on Nov 1st, 2006, 11:01am [smiley=crackup.gif] This whole thread. I think the smiley with sheep drove me over the edge. I nearly spit at the screen. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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