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(Message started by: Turts on Oct 30^th, 2006, 8:16pm)

Title: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
Post by Turts on Oct 30^th, 2006, 8:16pm

I wish!!!!

I EVER catch the bastard that keeps sneakin up on me and smackin me in the mouth and head with a sledge hammer, well i'lll.............

Well i dont know actually, ran out of steam!!

Any suggestions????

Turts
;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
Post by Turts on Oct 30^th, 2006, 8:19pm

recreating the scned from Pulp Fiction comes to mind!!!

who wants to play Zed!!!!!

Title: Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
Post by E-Double on Oct 30^th, 2006, 8:25pm

Zed's dead ;)

It is amazing how it only takes that critter a matter of seconds to travel from Australia to NY USA when it should take at least 24 hrs ;;D

Title: Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
Post by Callico_Kid on Oct 31^st, 2006, 1:51am

Not only that, but in the last three weeks I have been from IN to BC to So Cal to NM to Las Vegas to southern NM to TX to OK to KS back to OK to Baton Rouge to AR and back to Aurora IL, and he has found me every place I went. Gotta get a faster truck! ;;D

jc

Title: Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
Post by AussieBrian on Oct 31^st, 2006, 4:19am

on 10/31/06 at 01:51:40, Callico_Kid wrote:

Gotta get a faster truck!

Nah, mate, check your luggage. I swear that's how the fridge monster travels with me so fast.

Title: Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
Post by Carl_D on Oct 31^st, 2006, 3:37pm

Well, that gosh darn brat just left here...

...so I guess that means the muthafukka is off to visit someone else for a bit. :-[

Title: Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
Post by Charlie on Oct 31^st, 2006, 5:20pm

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Beat him to death blow him up, burn him and sent the ashes into space.

Charlie

Title: Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
Post by Turts on Oct 31^st, 2006, 8:26pm

chinese water torcher with a twist

acid instead of water and dripped into an eye. do this every few hours, wait until he thinks its all over and do it again, then just for the fun of it change sides.

meanwhile remove each tooth one by one. have a rest and then smack him with a piece of 4x2 on the back of the head.

then allow the poor guy some peace. then while he is resting and recovering stick a bright light in his face interrupting his sleep and do it off the above at once.

Sounds a bit revulting and cruel I know.
Not sure where I got the inspiration for such harsh punishment.

Turts
;;D

Title: Re: Golly gee, these Clusters are pesky critters
Post by Charlotte on Oct 31^st, 2006, 9:00pm

lol, just giving him back what he dishes out.

c