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(Message started by: ShadowLrd on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 2:12pm)

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by ShadowLrd on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 2:12pm

Thank you for flying American Airlines... We hope you enjoyed your non-stop flight to Los Angeles... Please exit the plane in an orderly manner, and remember to grab a parachute on your way out...

PFDAN................................................ ShadowLrd

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by Charlie on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 8:03pm

No frills connections

Charlie

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by maffumatt on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 8:11pm

"NOT THAT DOOR"

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by chewy on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 8:17pm

"Sorry Capt. but all the rest rooms were full".

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by jon019 on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 8:28pm

ATTENTION ALL JIHADISTS! 70 virgins waiting on the left. Single file please. You first Osama...buh bye!!!!

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by Kingjames1 on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 8:42pm

Vertical launch fails...Too much air from blowers on buildings

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 8:45pm

Returning from Vegas, the pilot with help from several passengers forced open the door when it wasn't long before it was discovered Chewy spent the weekend at the Freemont's free chili bar.

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by georgej on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 8:54pm

"...Sure, it's quicker--but I'd still rather take a taxi from the airport...."

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by jimmers on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 9:34pm

Who Farted? ;;D

Jimmers

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by pubgirl on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 9:38pm

It's Brit Airline flying over LA and the pilot is giving you Madonna back!

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by Turts on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 9:54pm

Boeing announce the new fleet of Airbus come equipped with an upgraded 'airconditioning' system.

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by Turts on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 10:01pm

Toddlers Only Express Airways experience set backs with requests to sleep with the light on and the door open!.

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by BB on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 10:41pm

Hey Dad! The air plane waves back at me !

Annette

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by BB on Oct 22^nd, 2006, 11:33pm

" Whoa! I missed the last stop ! Better get out now ... "

( Putting new meaning to the name " airbus ". )

;;D

Annette

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by Richr8 on Oct 23^rd, 2006, 12:37am

" For passengers wishing to deboard early' the port forward hatch has been opened for your convenience and easy egress."

Title: Re: Caption Contest Revisited
Post by davyp on Oct 23^rd, 2006, 4:06am

Pilot thought he could get away with a quick smoke on long haul flight.