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(Message started by: eddie on Oct 20^th, 2006, 11:03am)

Title: The way life should be
Post by eddie on Oct 20^th, 2006, 11:03am

This is short,,,,and interesting.

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way.

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for
High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or
nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like
central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters
everyday...and then...you finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way ... because this getting old ... just
sucks!

Title: Re: The way life should be
Post by nani on Oct 20^th, 2006, 11:05am

Oh...that sounds great right now...
I think I'm way to young to feel this old. ;)
Thanks eddie! :-*
hugs, nani

Title: Re: The way life should be
Post by Opus on Oct 20^th, 2006, 11:50am

That's how they do things on Ork.

Na-No Na-No,

Paul

Title: Re: The way life should be
Post by Melissa on Oct 20^th, 2006, 4:57pm

Oh Eddie, that sounds like the most wonderful life one could ever have in this world!! (even without the orgasm at the end *blush*)

Title: Re: The way life should be
Post by maffumatt on Oct 20^th, 2006, 5:03pm

sign me up..............

Title: Re: The way life should be
Post by Karla on Oct 20^th, 2006, 5:20pm

Sounds nice to me.

Title: Re: The way life should be
Post by Tata on Oct 21^st, 2006, 1:17am

Your post brought tears to my eyes. My dad is in end stage renal failure and we just found out that his potassium levels are sky-rocketing. The doc says he has very little time left--days, maybe a week. I like your version of life and death a lot more than what's going on right now. Hold your loved ones close everyone--and make sure they know you love them. Peace.

Title: Re: The way life should be
Post by jon019 on Oct 21^st, 2006, 1:54am

Thank you Eddie, that's neat.

And Tata, so very sorry. Been there and there is NOTHING that makes it easy. It took that to make me realize how important it is to hold the ones you love so very close, and make sure they know you love them. It would be awful to regret not doing so. Thanks for the reminder.

To praphrase an old Persian saying:

When you are born, you arrive crying while all around smile.

When you leave, may it be with a smile on your face while all around cry.

God bless,

Jon

Title: Re: The way life should be
Post by Tata on Oct 21^st, 2006, 2:03am

To praphrase an old Persian saying:
When you are born, you arrive crying while all around smile.
When you leave, may it be with a smile on your face while all around cry.

>>>Thanks, Jon---I really appreciate it.

Title: Re: The way life should be
Post by Ronny on Oct 21^st, 2006, 2:45am

I agree, that's how it should be.