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(Message started by: kcopelin on Oct 17^th, 2006, 11:37am)

Title: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by kcopelin on Oct 17^th, 2006, 11:37am

I moved this from another thread:

And now a funny Halloween story-
years ago, BK (before kids) I often lost track of such important holidays. One year, while living in Homestead Fla, I spaced out Halloween. Was sitting in my living room-relaxing-when the door bell rings-there's three strangely dressed small people standing there yelling at me. "Ah shoot," I thought, as I rushed in to the kitchen-frantically looking for candy. There was none. However, I did have plenty of instant oatmeal and instant grits. Which I handed out
The following year-no small people came to my house.
Peace out y'all,
kathy

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 17^th, 2006, 11:45am

Funny how word gets around that there is a kill-joy in the hood.

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by kcopelin on Oct 17^th, 2006, 12:01pm

;;D
perhaps this year I should hand out dental floss or toothbrushes-
kathy
or instant grits again.

(Kathy-running to the store to see if we can even GET instant grits in California)

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by jimmers on Oct 17^th, 2006, 12:08pm

I usually have a big bowl of ice cubes in my hand, held just high enough that they cannot see into it. Just toss a few in their bags, and they won't know the difference! ;;D Its free to!

Thats what they get for interrupting the football game :D

Jimmers

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by kcopelin on Oct 17^th, 2006, 12:15pm

Jimmers!
That is so funny-in a kind of scary way!!! Ice cubes...what a concept.
[smiley=laugh.gif]
kathy

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by vietvet2tours on Oct 17^th, 2006, 12:29pm

I hand out half pounders.I'm a god to the local kids. http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6ce36b3127cce8d99a400cf8100000016108Eas2LNu3bi http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6ce36b3127cce8d99a40d4ebc00000016108Eas2LNu3bi

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by Sandy_C on Oct 17^th, 2006, 12:32pm

on 10/17/06 at 12:08:18, jimmers wrote:

What's the Halloween name for a Scrooge?

Sand

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by vietvet2tours on Oct 17^th, 2006, 12:36pm

My mother gave out wormy apples from our orchard one year and smoked White fish the next.

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by Margi on Oct 17^th, 2006, 1:00pm

we dressed our rottweiller up in a superman cape one year and our neighbour gave her a meatball. Does that count? :)

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by Bethany1 on Oct 17^th, 2006, 1:24pm

on 10/17/06 at 13:00:23, Margi wrote:

we dressed our rottweiller up in a superman cape one year and our neighbour gave her a meatball.

that it so cute!!!!!!

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by Margi on Oct 17^th, 2006, 1:29pm

LOL sadly before the years of digi-pics....sure wish we could have captured that image of her. That was the year our daughter went as a juice box. Tricky costume, she couldn't bend her knees, the poor kid, so we had to lift her up the stairs of every house. Chelsea (our rottie) was always our companion on our Hallowe'en outings. No one EVER messed with us!

p.s. Bethany, I just love your tag line. Took me a couple of reads but when I finally did get, it made me LOL ;)

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by kcopelin on Oct 17^th, 2006, 4:28pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] smoked fish!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
I love it!!!
A rot in a superman cape [smiley=laugh.gif]

and vietvet-you are already a hero in my house-my son Mikey LOVES your fish slapping picture-he could watch it for minutes on end-however, if you gave him a candy bar that size he would want you to adopt him-but mutant ninja mom would be a bit upset ;)

A juice box [smiley=laugh.gif]
y'all crack me up...thanks...
kathy

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by vig on Oct 17^th, 2006, 5:30pm

I'm going to VietVet's house for Helloween...

Kathy, you can fix this....
;;D

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by Bethany1 on Oct 17^th, 2006, 7:04pm

on 10/17/06 at 13:29:58, Margi wrote:

That was the year our daughter went as a juice box. Tricky costume, she couldn't bend her knees, the poor kid, so we had to lift her up the stairs of every house.

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]ahhhh.. what we do to our children... I can totally picture that.... adorable

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by kcopelin on Oct 17^th, 2006, 9:44pm

Bethany,
I still don't get your tag line-okay the pooch is the king of the sofa? what does the rest mean? PM me if you don't want to spoil it for everyone else-but I cannot for the life of me figure it out..
please..
kathy

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by kcopelin on Oct 17^th, 2006, 9:50pm

Vig, fix what? Oh, Helloween instead of Halloween? That would be another thread entirely on why we didn't even do halloween for a couple of years. I really don't want to go there right now, energy level is falling...end of day....
my son wants to be a-you guessed it-ninja. So now we gotta have matching costumes-which he feels would embarass the snot out of him and scar him for life and he would never be able to look the other children in the eyes again. I said, "Okay, DAD can go with you, and I'll stay home and give out the instant grits and cream of wheat (they were on sale at the store ;;D)
What?! Sounds like a plan to me ;;D
kathy
Ice cubes [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: And now a funny Halloween story
Post by georgej on Oct 17^th, 2006, 11:54pm

on 10/17/06 at 21:44:30, kcopelin wrote:

Say it out loud, Kathy. Then say it again. And again......

;;D

George