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(Message started by: ClusterChuck on Oct 16^th, 2006, 11:36pm)

Title: Now you'll know ...
Post by ClusterChuck on Oct 16^th, 2006, 11:36pm

The answer to the question, all people ask ….

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6ce37b3127cce8d80b047760200000016108Abs3LlszYuc

Chuck

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by alienspacebabe on Oct 16^th, 2006, 11:57pm

Well, Chuck, thanks for that.... :o next time let's see the rest of it....

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by georgej on Oct 17^th, 2006, 12:07am

Well, now we know.

George

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by BB on Oct 17^th, 2006, 12:09am

I am too scared to ask Chuck another question ... :o

Annette

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by jon019 on Oct 17^th, 2006, 12:39am

Q: How many parakeets can you hide under a Scotsmans kilt?

A: As many as will fit on the perch.

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by Cathi04 on Oct 17^th, 2006, 12:50am

:oI forgot to ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

Wonder why the Scots wimmens dont wear patent leather shoes????

Cathi :P

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by kcopelin on Oct 17^th, 2006, 12:59am

Ya know Chuck, there are some questions I've never pondered-what they wear under their kilts WAS one of them. It was scheduled to be considered sometime in the next decade-thank you for resolving that ahead of time.
Kathy

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by georgej on Oct 17^th, 2006, 1:32am

What are they drinking out of those green cans, and why is Scotsman B looking at Scotsman A that way?

George

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by Kevin_M on Oct 17^th, 2006, 6:53am

on 10/16/06 at 23:36:33, ClusterChuck wrote:

The answer to the question, all people ask ….

So that's where little bagpipes come from.

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by brewcrew on Oct 17^th, 2006, 7:23am

on 10/17/06 at 00:50:30, Cathi04 wrote:

:oI forgot to ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

Wonder why the Scots wimmens dont wear patent leather shoes????

Cathi :P

Because what they see is downright fugly!

Now you know.

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by Donna_D. on Oct 17^th, 2006, 9:21am

The Scotsman's Kilt

(by Mike Cross)

A Scotsman clid in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

chorus:
Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first
prize"

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
Ring di diddle i o
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first
prize"

http://www.allerdice.net/Downloads/Scotsman%20Song.mp3

DD

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by pattik on Oct 17^th, 2006, 9:33am

Thanks, Donna...rotflmao......... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Now you'll know ...
Post by taraann on Oct 17^th, 2006, 10:15am

Hey this time a year when everything is turning colder and the leaves are all falling and dying. I know I would never ever need an ugly pic like that....pretty pics would be much more appropriate. Who in the H*ll would ask such a question...huh? huh?! ;)