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(Message started by: ClusterChuck on Oct 13^th, 2006, 5:47pm)

Title: Twenty bucks ...
Post by ClusterChuck on Oct 13^th, 2006, 5:47pm

TWENTY DOLLARS

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

Title: Re: Twenty bucks ...
Post by LadyElaine1 on Oct 13^th, 2006, 5:57pm

LMAO Now that is a good one.

Title: Re: Twenty bucks ...
Post by Charlie on Oct 13^th, 2006, 6:11pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/big grin.gif

Now that's effen funny, Chuck.

Charlie

Title: Re: Twenty bucks ...
Post by no-one on Oct 13^th, 2006, 6:22pm

Chuck

What made his so sure HE was her Only customer ;;D

Hugs PF wishes
b

Title: Re: Twenty bucks ...
Post by andrewjb on Oct 14^th, 2006, 2:07am

[smiley=laugh.gif]. great.

Title: Re: Twenty bucks ...
Post by sandie99 on Oct 14^th, 2006, 6:19am

;;D