|
||
|
Title: For all the men..... Post by Mrs Deej on Oct 11th, 2006, 12:20am The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown! SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine. DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine. 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!! ....love ya guys!!! ;) |
||
|
Title: Re: For all the men..... Post by Barry_T_Coles on Oct 11th, 2006, 12:35am [smiley=laugh.gif]Sound advice,I'll drink to that. Lets have some more wine. ;;D |
||
|
Title: Re: For all the men..... Post by cateyes on Oct 11th, 2006, 12:36am HAHAH I love that...Thanks...Its almost all so true...lol Cateyes |
||
|
Title: Re: For all the men..... Post by Pinkfloyd on Oct 11th, 2006, 12:47am In case you don't follow Steph's advice.....there's always this...... http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b392/psiloscribe/pmsswat.jpg |
||
|
Title: Re: For all the men..... Post by sandie99 on Oct 11th, 2006, 6:07am [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Thank you, Stephanie! ;;D Best wishes, Sanna |
||
|
Title: Re: For all the men..... Post by wildhaus on Oct 11th, 2006, 6:19am DJ, is there a way to get without the costly stuff.... Where would you like to go for dinner? wine. Here's my paycheck. wine. Quote:
the land of Chocolate and money....... |
||
|
Title: Re: For all the men..... Post by BB on Oct 11th, 2006, 6:26am on 10/11/06 at 06:19:47, wildhaus wrote:
Ever consider getting a concubine ? ;) ;;D Annette |
||
|
Title: Re: For all the men..... Post by Langa on Oct 11th, 2006, 6:59am These are great [smiley=laugh.gif] - and for me, wine works every time. ;;D Bob, the cartoon cracked me up! [smiley=laugh.gif] Langa |
||
|
Title: Re: For all the men..... Post by Jimi on Oct 11th, 2006, 9:44am Quote:
Of course it does lush. Put the bottle down. :P |
||
|
Title: Re: For all the men..... Post by georgej on Oct 11th, 2006, 9:48am on 10/11/06 at 00:20:47, Mrs Deej wrote:
.....Hey, I can do this.....this is easy..... ....wonder why I didn't think of it...... [smiley=duh.gif] George |
||
|
Title: Re: For all the men..... Post by vietvet2tours on Oct 11th, 2006, 10:42am Edited on 10/11/06 at 06:59:51, Langa wrote:
|
||
|
Clusterheadaches.com Message Board » Powered by YaBB 1 Gold - SP 1.3.1! YaBB © 2000-2003. All Rights Reserved. |