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Title: My wife........................... Post by Sean_C on Oct 1st, 2006, 12:40pm is micro-managing me today ;;D I am refusing to obey any longer ;;D The picket line is now up ;;D Sean............................. ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by alchemy on Oct 1st, 2006, 12:43pm Stand tall against the aggressors tha t would rob us of our Sundays to go forth and do as we pleae. We need not take this. Lets all join Sean and declare WE WILL NOT BE MANAGED!!!!! got to go i have laundry to do |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Charlotte on Oct 1st, 2006, 12:47pm I forget where in the book, but the bible says the husband is the head of the family, like christ is the head of hte church. You can tell her you(the male) are the boss because God said so. Unfortunately, I won't be there to bandage you or hand you crutches. Charlotte |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Sean_C on Oct 1st, 2006, 12:47pm She wants me to go to the supermarket and pick up some of those "things" for women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sean.................................. |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by TxBasslady on Oct 1st, 2006, 12:49pm on 10/01/06 at 12:40:39, Sean_C wrote:
:P LMAO ::) We'll see :-/ [smiley=laugh.gif] Jean |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Charlotte on Oct 1st, 2006, 12:49pm You can do it. Just don't look at the checker, and conentrat on when they tell you how much money you save. |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by alchemy on Oct 1st, 2006, 12:51pm on 10/01/06 at 12:47:11, Sean_C wrote:
I do that trip x3 so quit your bitchin [smiley=laugh.gif] i always wonder why when they know the event is coming they can't shlep they're asses to the store before hand. just part of the torture i guess |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by brewcrew on Oct 1st, 2006, 12:53pm on 10/01/06 at 12:47:11, Sean_C wrote:
If a woman can buy one package of those things, a man can buy 10. Play it up. Tell them you use them under your hat to absorb sweat. Or in your armpits. Or your shoes. Your a man, damn it! Go buy the whole damned store if you feel like it. And throw in a can of Cheez Whiz while you're at it! |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Racer1_NC on Oct 1st, 2006, 12:57pm on 10/01/06 at 12:47:11, Sean_C wrote:
Don't they sell that stuff at the <sporting goods, electronics, tackle shop - take your pick>? ;;D "Oh that's right.....the SUPERMARKET.......geeze, I knew I forgot something...dayum....I'll be right back." [smiley=laugh.gif] Bill |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by TxBasslady on Oct 1st, 2006, 12:57pm on 10/01/06 at 12:43:43, alchemy wrote:
LMFAO ::) ...scrub the toidy when the laundry is done...k? [smiley=huh.gif] :-* :-/ You and Seannie are sure brave...too bad you guys live so far apart... [smiley=huh.gif] You have no place to run......hope ya got a back-up plan LOL ;;D Jean |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:00pm Let me get this straight Sean...She is micromanaging you just because she asked you to pick up some of those things? ::) While I agree she knows when this is coming so she SHOULD get them ahead of time.... But then again, when a man gets up to go to the bathroom he could get his own beer too and not yell at her to get it for him. |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Yorky on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:01pm She wants me to go to the supermarket and pick up some of those "things" for women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sean.................................. ok love....'will you watch the football for me, while im gone' ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Racer1_NC on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:02pm on 10/01/06 at 13:00:21, Linda_Howell wrote:
Linda.....you keep your beer in the bathroom? [smiley=huh.gif] :D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by seansbetterhalf on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:07pm Are you still stitting in the same spot? No wonder you have hemorrhoids!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Sean_C on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:09pm on 10/01/06 at 13:07:45, seansbetterhalf wrote:
Whats for supper ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by seansbetterhalf on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:11pm What can you order online without getting out of your seat??? ;) |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by seansbetterhalf on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:13pm on 10/01/06 at 12:40:39, Sean_C wrote:
My picket line is stronger than yours.....you'll cave first, KWIM? ;) ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by chewy on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:14pm Quote:
A new husband from China. |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Charlotte on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:16pm I'm sorry, seansbetterhalf and sean. I don't do picket lines, I just carry on. However, I love to watch a good standoff and thank you for the free entertainment. love, c |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Sean_C on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:16pm Men never cave, we rejoice ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Charlotte on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:17pm If you're quick, you can go at half-time. |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Sean_C on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:25pm on 10/01/06 at 13:17:49, Charlotte wrote:
Charlotte it didn't say anywhere in my vows they I have to get those things, I can't do it, the other men in the store will mumble things like "I feel bad for him look at what he's getting" or "If my wife told me to get those I'd tell her she's gonna have to sit on the toilet for the next 7 days". You don't understand mantown. Sean....................................... ;) |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by LeLimey on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:25pm Seanie Seanie Seanie.. when are you going to learn we wimmin's hold all the trump cards?! Now get your lazy arse to that bloody supermarket and get your wife what she wants AND a box of chocolates AND flowers because I say so. ;;D .........now you know I'll give Barb "cooking" lesson's if you don't - be warned! [smiley=sgrin.gif] |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Charlotte on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:27pm Wasn't it the diceman who was proud to buy those because it made the statement that he had a woman? |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Jonny on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:28pm Song time ;;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muIxc0w2Q_A |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by chewy on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:29pm Hey Sean While your down at CVS see if my pics are ready. LMAO |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Sean_C on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:31pm on 10/01/06 at 13:29:43, chewy wrote:
ROTFLMMFAO bingo!!!!! I'll be back guys [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Charlotte on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:35pm My son took his speakers back, so I miss out on the songs now. |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by seansbetterhalf on Oct 1st, 2006, 1:40pm Just for the record....Sean is not buying those "things". He is getting onions so I can make dinner for him and his family that is coming over. I would go myself, but I have to clean up the mess that my husband makes. Why don't men want to buy those "things" anyway? It's not like other men would think they are for them. BUT, they don't mind buying ladies underwear???? http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/spice-of-life.html |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Charlotte on Oct 1st, 2006, 2:25pm Seansbetterhalf, I believe it sounds more manly to object to buying "those things" than to buying onions. A man has to have his pride, you know. Charlotte |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 1st, 2006, 2:51pm You are so busted Sean. Quote:
So exactly WHAT does that picket sign of yours say? huh? "men against onions?" |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Bethany1 on Oct 1st, 2006, 3:05pm Funny.... Chris just came back from Walgreens for me. ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by chewy on Oct 1st, 2006, 3:13pm Did he use the 2 for 1 Koo-pins? |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Sean_C on Oct 1st, 2006, 3:20pm on 10/01/06 at 14:51:54, Linda_Howell wrote:
That was all smoke and mirrors Linda, she had a "list" and those were on it. Even so I went to the store and did the what no man should have to do :-[ I'm sorry guys, the wrath was to much for me, I bowed my head in shame in front all of mantown at the store, and walked to my car in shame with my tampons. :-[ Sean....................................... |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 1st, 2006, 3:42pm OMG........."mantown" ????????????? I am rotflmao (you've been watching too much of Tim Allen and Home Improvement I dare say.) |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Charlotte on Oct 1st, 2006, 3:51pm good boy, good boy, (patting of your head) Now was that so bad? Charlotte |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Ree on Oct 1st, 2006, 4:27pm ahhhhhhhhh ya wuss... go and buy the onions.....and while your at it bring DAVE..... (slap his hand if he tries to buy shrimp...thats what he does to reward himself when HE goes to the store for me....) ree WOMEN UNITE |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Oct 1st, 2006, 4:56pm Hi Bro, You might wanna tell the wife that at some point in the future, she may need onions again. She might wanna keep some on hand. I call it "thinking ahead" my wife calls it "being an anal prick" |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by LeLimey on Oct 1st, 2006, 5:05pm on 10/01/06 at 16:56:25, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:
I love your wife Bri!!! LMAO |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Paul98 on Oct 1st, 2006, 5:40pm on 10/01/06 at 13:40:52, seansbetterhalf wrote:
Sheesh! Some things are just to personal!!! Us menfolk woundn't think of asking the wimminfolk to select tools for us! -P. |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Charlie on Oct 1st, 2006, 5:46pm Problem solved next time:http://cgi.ebay.com/5-BOXES-of-TAMPAX-PLAYTEX-TAMPONS-108-total_W0QQitemZ330033779038QQihZ014QQcategoryZ67590QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Ebay is great. That's where I buy all my, my, my.....never mind. http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/he_and_she/girl_hide.gif?SSImageQuality=Full Charlie |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by LeLimey on Oct 1st, 2006, 5:59pm on 10/01/06 at 17:40:18, Paul98 wrote:
No and as such all men should keep their tools to themselves ;;D Problem solved eh?! |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by JenniferD on Oct 1st, 2006, 6:47pm ok, lets be brutally honest here. She has the one thing that will keep you doing every damn thing she wants you to do. And you will. And you will love it. ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Langa on Oct 1st, 2006, 6:53pm I sent Gordo to get me some pads at the store, and he bought me a year's supply of every kind, winged, not winged, overnight, tampons, liners, etc...yeesh...I think that was his way of ensuring I won't pester him with such an atrocious request for some time to come... :-/ Langa ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Jonny on Oct 1st, 2006, 7:11pm Laugh and walk away.....;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 1st, 2006, 8:29pm Laugh and walk away huh? Jonny's tag line: Give me a shovel, I'll dig my own grave! Yep. |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by georgej on Oct 1st, 2006, 8:41pm on 10/01/06 at 12:47:11, Sean_C wrote:
Okay, I admit it. I sometimes end up buying "things" at the supermarket. I find that it's better for my mental health to buy them without question when the women in my life need them. 'Nuff said. There are worse things. A good friend of mine went to the sporting goods store to buy an athletic supporter for his young son who was in beginning soccer. As his turn came up at the checkstand--with the most attractive young woman checker, naturally (c'mon--I know all the rest of you guys choose cashiers on that basis)--he realized that he was about to purchase an extra-small-sized athletic supporter..... Best, George |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by brewcrew on Oct 1st, 2006, 10:17pm My bride had her plumbing removed 13 years ago. None of this nonsense for me for a long time.... ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Charlotte on Oct 1st, 2006, 10:23pm on 10/01/06 at 18:53:38, Langa wrote:
Honestly, that's not it. He probably just wanted to get it right. That aisle can be very confusing. on 10/01/06 at 20:41:16, georgej wrote:
Poor guy. No pride for him, eh. Charlotte |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by alienspacebabe on Oct 1st, 2006, 11:11pm "things" ???? geeza..... T A M P O N S !!! it's not a dirty word, ya know..... |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by georgej on Oct 1st, 2006, 11:19pm on 10/01/06 at 23:11:45, alienspacebabe wrote:
I call 'em "Crampons" myself... George |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Langa on Oct 1st, 2006, 11:32pm on 10/01/06 at 22:23:33, Charlotte wrote:
Charlotte, you're so funny, that's what he said. [smiley=laugh.gif] Langa |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Charlotte on Oct 1st, 2006, 11:38pm Langa, I had to pick some up for my 17 yr old, and I did what your hubby did. Even with her description, it didn't help much, ya know. And if I didn't get the right thing, my life would be a mini-hell. Charlotte |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by chewy on Oct 2nd, 2006, 7:35am I've gotten the call to duty. Got right on the phone. I misunderstood the request but got a great drill kit. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/leet1_r1_c2.jpg |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by AussieBrian on Oct 2nd, 2006, 8:12am Fair dinkum some of you fellas are a disgrace to manhood. Take some control for goodness sake!!! I'm master and absolute ruler in my household, and I have Denny's permission to say so. |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by chewy on Oct 2nd, 2006, 8:17am Quote:
Atta Boy! Hope you have a nice comfy tent packed away somewhere. |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by AussieBrian on Oct 2nd, 2006, 8:33am I also have the last word in every argument! (Yes, dear.) |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Langa on Oct 2nd, 2006, 9:00am on 10/02/06 at 08:33:46, AussieBrian wrote:
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by thomas on Oct 2nd, 2006, 9:42am My wife........................... "Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots and take a long, long drive. I may end up spending all my money, but I'll still be alive." ;) |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Ghost on Oct 2nd, 2006, 9:44am Come on guys Take the beating like a Man! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] It only hurts for a while. Mike |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by Linda_Howell on Oct 2nd, 2006, 11:39am Is this thread still going on? Surely Sean is back from the store by now, has taken off that ski mask to hide his identity, licked his bruised ego, and has recovered from such a hard hard day that he had. ::) |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Oct 2nd, 2006, 12:25pm I am the master of my house too!! as long as wifey says it's ok, I can do whatever I want! |
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Title: Re: My wife........................... Post by wildhaus on Oct 2nd, 2006, 2:14pm you see I travel half the world (Milcon) because my wife told me what are you guys complaining about…….. by the way it was fun… but that is not the point! most of us do much more, just because we are afraid the “faucet” will be blocked…… ….. am I going to far? oops…….. If my wife gets her eyes on this one…….. ¨ Ill be hanging dry……… |
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