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(Message started by: medic1852 on Sep 27^th, 2006, 5:06pm)

Title: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by medic1852 on Sep 27^th, 2006, 5:06pm

True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth

Rodger

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by aprilbee on Sep 27^th, 2006, 5:18pm

a good friend will bail you out of jail a TRUE friend will be sitting in the jail cell next to you talking about how much fun you had!!! (that's my favorite!) ;;D

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by JeffB on Sep 27^th, 2006, 5:40pm

Well said to the both of you. Now hand me a lighter so I can light this m-80 and blow the shit out of this mail box. ;;D

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by Jonny on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:09pm

A good friend wont rat on you for killing someone, A true friend will help you get rid of the body! ;;D

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by alchemy on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:13pm

on 09/27/06 at 18:09:26, Jonny wrote:

A good friend wont rat on you for killing someone, A true friend will help you get rid of the body! ;;D

you kill me (pardon the play on words) two minds think a like. can't wait to meet you in Jan. bring a shovel [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by JeffB on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:17pm

I'll bring the saw and extra tough glad garbage bags. ;)

Oh yeah, I'll bring the beers.

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by Yorky on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:20pm

can i be your friend...there good rules.

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by alchemy on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:21pm

Jeff and Yorky you guys are in.

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by LeLimey on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:25pm

on 09/27/06 at 18:21:53, alchemy wrote:

Jeff and Yorky you guys are in.

right up to your scrawny little necks by the looks of things! LOL

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by JeffB on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:25pm

Bitchin, Dudes! 8)

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by JeffB on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:28pm

Hi Helen, I'd like to show you this beautiful view here at the edge of this cliff.....just a little closer......closer.....close your eyes....closer. ;;D

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by alchemy on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:32pm

that won't work she has her broom [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by Yorky on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:34pm

on 09/27/06 at 18:25:06, LeLimey wrote:

right up to your scrawny little necks by the looks of things! LOL

hi helen.hope things are sound.......ps jeff, helens coming to blackpool..we dont have a cliff.......but we have a bloody big tower ;;D

Title: Re: True Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap
Post by alchemy on Sep 27^th, 2006, 6:39pm

i put my money on Helen winning the fight on the tower ;;D