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Title: Been awhile....Funny! Post by medic1852 on Sep 25th, 2006, 3:53pm A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face Was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, wait for it! "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." Rodger (see I am still here!) |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by Jonny on Sep 25th, 2006, 3:56pm LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by kimmiedawn81 on Sep 25th, 2006, 3:58pm Thanks Rodger, I really needed that. |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by LeLimey on Sep 25th, 2006, 4:36pm Bloody hell Rog, Matt and I were just talking at dinner about you and how we hadn't seen you in a while, I don't know which of us is the witch but I sort of think its Matt ;) Good to see you honeybun, don't take so long next time. Helen xxx |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by alchemy on Sep 25th, 2006, 7:00pm Are you loaning Matt your broom? ;;D |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by LeLimey on Sep 25th, 2006, 7:46pm on 09/25/06 at 19:00:22, alchemy wrote:
Am I heck! MY broom is very special, its like no other one anywhere in the whole wide world and I'm not letting anyone else ride it so there :P |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by Paul98 on Sep 25th, 2006, 8:04pm on 09/25/06 at 19:46:29, LeLimey wrote:
Stingy old bat.... ;;D ;) -P. |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by LeLimey on Sep 25th, 2006, 8:17pm on 09/25/06 at 20:04:55, Paul98 wrote:
Oh well if you're going to be like that then be my guest! See if YOU can handle it :P I don't think many men could get near my broom and live to tell the tale ;;D |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by Paul98 on Sep 25th, 2006, 8:28pm on 09/25/06 at 20:17:47, LeLimey wrote:
Helen, why would men want to get near your broom, let alone touch it? ;;D |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by LeLimey on Sep 25th, 2006, 8:35pm you're the one who called me stingy - you numbnut ::) :P |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by Melissa on Sep 25th, 2006, 8:47pm Roger, it is such a relief to see your post! Funny joke, heard it before but it's always good to read it again. ;) Please don't stay away so long again, ok? I miss reading your posts. hugs, :)mel |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by alchemy on Sep 25th, 2006, 8:57pm on 09/25/06 at 19:46:29, LeLimey wrote:
i figured you were stockpiling them up to start your own airline :-* |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by LeLimey on Sep 25th, 2006, 8:59pm Now don't be silly Jim, There's only one broom for me :) HOWEVER.. I can get you a cut price deal on a second hand Dyson if you're in the market??!! |
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Title: Re: Been awhile....Funny! Post by alchemy on Sep 25th, 2006, 9:07pm Helen put the broom down and slowly back away |
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