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(Message started by: JenniferD on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 4:17pm)

Title: bin Laden may be dead
Post by JenniferD on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 4:17pm

French secret service alleges bin Laden may be dead

Paris (dpa) - A document drawn up by the French DGSE intelligence service and made public on Saturday alleges that terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden died in August of typhoid.

French President Jacques Chirac confirmed the existence of the document, which was published by the French regional daily L'Est Republicain, when he told journalists in the city of Compiegne, "I am surprised that a confidential document by the DSGE was published."

Chirac was speaking at a news conference following an informal summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin and German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Compiegne, some 75 kilometres north of Paris.

He said he had asked the defence ministry to investigate the leak of the document and then added, "nothing at all confirms the information" in the DGSC note, which was dated September 21.

L'Est Republicain said it based its information about bin Laden's alleged death on the DGSE document, which was classified "defence secret," and reproduced what it claimed were verbatim extracts from it.

As cited in the story, the DGSE document reads in part, "According to a usually reliable source, the Saudi intelligence services are said to have acquired the information that Osama bin Laden is dead. The information gleaned by the Saudis indicates that the head of al-Qaeda was victim of a very strong attack of typhoid...in Pakistan on August 23, 2006."

The document goes on to say that bin Laden's geographical isolation rendered all medical assistance impossible, and that the illness had caused a partial paralysis of his legs.

The document goes on to say that bin Laden's geographical isolation rendered all medical assistance impossible, and that the illness had caused a partial paralysis of his legs.

It also states that Saudi officials were waiting for more information, notably about where bin Laden was buried, to make an official announcement about his death.

According to the newspaper, the DGSE found the Saudi report sufficiently credible to have relayed it last Thursday to France's highest officials, including Chirac, Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin and Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy.

Copyright 2006 dpa Deutsche Presse-Agentur GmbH

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by davyp on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 4:26pm

I think the words French and intelligence in the same sentace says enough about this.

:-/ Dape :-/

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by Yorky on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 4:30pm

on 09/23/06 at 16:26:54, davyp wrote:

I think the words French and intelligence in the same sentace says enough about this.

:-/ Dape :-/

i will say this only once....the fallen madonna with the big boobie's.

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by Fredmyyster on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 5:25pm

I heard they force fed him a Ham sanwich and he keeled over...

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by thebbz on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 7:24pm

;)One could only hope.
oops
Quote:

Paris (dpa) - A document drawn up by the French DGSE intelligence service and made public on Saturday alleges that terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden died in August of typhoid.

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by brewcrew on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 8:16pm

To all Americans: Take EVERYTHING the French government says with a grain of salt. They are NOT friends of the U.S.

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by thebbz on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 8:33pm

;;D
Quote:

To all Americans: Take EVERYTHING the French government says with a grain of salt. They are NOT friends of the U.S.

:D I would not cease looking because the french said it was so..that is for sure.
jb

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by Charlie on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 9:50pm

I hope that we find him dead rather than take this turd alive.

We couldn't stand it. Imagine what would happen. There would probably be an all bin Laden News Network as a direct result. http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/standart/sclerosis.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by kissmyglass on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 9:52pm

I hope we catch him alive then promptly toss his ass off the top of the Empire state building....

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 9:58pm

I would prefer to take him alive and put him in shackles at the old WTC site and let people piss on his face. I would imagine he would be there a long time.
Then, we take his body, nail it to a cross on the flagpole at the top of the new Freedom Tower. We can call that his permanent tomb.

Course, that's justs my opinion.

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by Charlie on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 10:10pm

No no...

I vote for pay per view. Turn him loose in the subway.

Charlie

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by chewy on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 10:19pm

Quote:

It also states that Saudi officials were currently laughing their asses off that the French took the bait and published the story

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by nani on Sep 23^rd, 2006, 11:20pm

on 09/23/06 at 16:30:14, Yorky wrote:

i will say this only once....the fallen madonna with the big boobie's.

Who? Dape? His boobies don't look very big to me. Well, actually, they are bigger than mine.... ;)

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by Carl_D on Sep 24^th, 2006, 3:54am

Elvis might be dead too. ::)

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by davyp on Sep 24^th, 2006, 4:48am

on 09/23/06 at 23:20:46, nani wrote:

Who? Dape? His boobies don't look very big to me. Well, actually, they are bigger than mine.... ;)

It is a line fron the uk tv show Allo Allo, this link will explain. ;;D

http://www.tvfetish.net/TVGC_AlloAllo.htm

;;D Dape ;;D

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by brewcrew on Sep 24^th, 2006, 9:19am

on 09/24/06 at 03:54:07, Carl_D wrote:

Elvis might be dead too. ::)

Perish the thought, sir.

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by chewy on Sep 24^th, 2006, 9:52am

Quote:

Elvis might be dead too.

Perish the thought !

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiAEjRZFf7QAv7ujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1296gohdm/EXP=1159192196/**http%3a//www.paridotas.com/ficheros/elvis-esta-vivo.jpg

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by Yorky on Sep 24^th, 2006, 10:00am

on 09/24/06 at 09:52:12, chewy wrote:

Perish the thought !

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyiAEjRZFf7QAv7ujzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1296gohdm/EXP=1159192196/**http%3a//www.paridotas.com/ficheros/elvis-esta-vivo.jpg

ha,ha,ha i had a tenner($17)bet at the bookies in 1994 that he was still alive(can i collect now ;;D

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by roy21302 on Sep 24^th, 2006, 11:00am

I would not believe a Frenchman, but I do hope he is dead and that his bones lie being bleached by the sun on a mountain side somewhere in Afganistan or Pakistan, having been picked clean by packs of vulchers. Better this than having him taken alive to taint the soil of the US or UK and be worshipped as some sort of hero by his followers. Roy

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by brewcrew on Sep 24^th, 2006, 11:07am

on 09/24/06 at 11:00:30, roy21302 wrote:

Hear me now and believe me later, if it is confirmed that he's dead, the martyr worship will completely eclipse any worship that may have occurred while he was alive.

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by deltadarlin on Sep 24^th, 2006, 4:55pm

on 09/24/06 at 03:54:07, Carl_D wrote:

Elvis might be dead too. ::)

Nah, he aint' dead, think I saw him with Hendrix at Jamaica Joes.

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by brewcrew on Sep 24^th, 2006, 6:23pm

That Elvis has got some serious camel toe goin' on.

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by maffumatt on Sep 24^th, 2006, 6:24pm

on 09/24/06 at 18:23:20, brewcrew wrote:

That Elvis has got some serious camel toe goin' on.

LMAO !!! looks uncomfortable....

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Sep 24^th, 2006, 7:28pm

on 09/24/06 at 18:23:20, brewcrew wrote:

That Elvis has got some serious camel toe goin' on.

Thats a generation over camel toe.
THAT's called moose knuckle.

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by Paul98 on Sep 24^th, 2006, 7:39pm

on 09/24/06 at 19:28:18, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:

Thats a generation over camel toe.
THAT's called moose knuckle.

You ain't kidding!! It's also called I want to loose my lunch. LOL.

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by cootie on Sep 25^th, 2006, 12:49am

Yeah I heard he's startin a new band with Elvis and Jimi, Janis and Stevie Ray. There called the Purple Turban's Blues band Pam

Title: Re: bin Laden may be dead
Post by jimmers on Sep 25^th, 2006, 11:10am

I heard the cause of death was due to the fact all of his skin fell off after someone sprayed him with liquid Dial soap. ;;D

Jimmers