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Title: How to clean the toliet.... Post by BarbaraD on Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:01am Cleaning the toilet 1 Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by Yorky on Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:04am ha,ha,,dont cats look funny when they are wet through? |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by andrewjb on Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:05am [smiley=sayyes.gif]. [smiley=sayyes.gif]. [smiley=sayyes.gif]. iam in tears as write this. [smiley=laugh.gif]. |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by brewcrew on Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:17am I heard that all you had to do was call Jim in Phoenix and tell him we were holding a convention. He'd be at your doorstep in a matter of minutes with a toilet brush in his hand. Saves the cat a lot of stress. |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by Melissa on Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:56am Jim? Jim?? Are you getting all this Jim??? ;;D |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by alchemy on Sep 23rd, 2006, 9:18am alright alright, people trying to take over my line of work geeze whats next? take watching paint dry away from me to? (drumming fingers on desk with smoke coming out my nose) [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by chewy on Sep 23rd, 2006, 9:24am Do I amuse you ? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/cat.jpg |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by Paul98 on Sep 23rd, 2006, 10:50am on 09/23/06 at 09:18:37, alchemy wrote:
Jim, Jim, Jim...There can be no substitute! Your dedication and attention to detail has become legendary ;;D Besides, you are more fun to pick on Bro. Cats just don't cut it [smiley=laugh.gif] -P. |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by alchemy on Sep 23rd, 2006, 10:55am Thankyou i can go about my duties again [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by chewy on Sep 23rd, 2006, 11:07am Bow to your God INFIDEL! http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4VGTRVFcW4AhTWjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1282li8mr/EXP=1159110342/**http%3a//www.xemu.demon.co.uk/img/bivalve/bowl_man.gif |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by alchemy on Sep 23rd, 2006, 11:12am [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by Paul98 on Sep 23rd, 2006, 11:19am on 09/23/06 at 11:07:05, chewy wrote:
Flush Jim, FLUSH! USS Chewy goes down in Boston Harbor! -P. |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by Linda_Howell on Sep 23rd, 2006, 11:37am As soon as I saw the title of this thread, I, too thought of Jim and I am now in the process of coming up with another job for Jim that cats cannot do. Updates on my thought process at a later date. Hang in there Jim, help is on the way. ( Anyone know if there are any 12-step programs out there for Jim in the meantime?) |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by Batch on Sep 23rd, 2006, 12:09pm |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by andrewjb on Sep 23rd, 2006, 3:16pm [smiley=laugh.gif]. just read it again. [smiley=laugh.gif]. i like cats, three of them have accepted me as there keeper/door opener. i wonder if youed retire them after the 8th go ? [smiley=crackup.gif]. |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by Yorky on Sep 23rd, 2006, 3:18pm on 09/23/06 at 09:24:31, chewy wrote:
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Sep 23rd, 2006, 6:49pm CATS RULE!! dogs drool. no backsies ;;D |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by brewcrew on Sep 23rd, 2006, 8:25pm on 09/23/06 at 18:49:04, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:
No, cats rule, dogs rule, and you drool for thinking that either of them drool. ;) |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by Charlie on Sep 23rd, 2006, 9:53pm http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/cat.jpg It's a classic. I forgot about this one. Charlie |
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Title: Re: How to clean the toliet.... Post by Batch on Sep 23rd, 2006, 10:11pm Then there's the old cat & moose game http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m236/petebatch/CatnMoose.jpg |
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