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Title: Men are like...... Post by BarbaraD on Sep 22nd, 2006, 5:56am For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like .. Laxatives . .... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas ........ The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ........ Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .... Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .. Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ......... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Ok guys --- have at it! Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by andrewjb on Sep 22nd, 2006, 6:42am ;;D. cant live with em, cant live without em.and besides we are the best opposit sex around ! ;;D. |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by chewy on Sep 22nd, 2006, 7:20am My dinner ready yet ? |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by maffumatt on Sep 22nd, 2006, 7:27am Hey Chewy I got your dinner! ;;D (Its Helen not Matt by the way!) |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by chewy on Sep 22nd, 2006, 7:32am Quote:
Thats a relief. |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by alchemy on Sep 22nd, 2006, 7:35am Wimmens are perfect in every way ::) |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by LeLimey on Sep 22nd, 2006, 7:39am Jim's a crawly bum lick! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by alchemy on Sep 22nd, 2006, 7:42am No ass kissing here, I got lucky with the wife last year and just hoping it'll happen this year [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by kcopelin on Sep 22nd, 2006, 8:00am Helen, What's a crawly bum lick? Oh, okay I get the bum lick...what's crawly? kathy |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by Paul98 on Sep 22nd, 2006, 8:36am on 09/22/06 at 08:00:52, kcopelin wrote:
My guess would be a hands and knees asskisser. ;;D -P. |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by LeLimey on Sep 22nd, 2006, 8:46am on 09/22/06 at 08:36:16, Paul98 wrote:
Now Paul, you know I love you to bits BUT.. you know waaaay too much about crawly bum licks for my liking! ;) |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by alchemy on Sep 22nd, 2006, 9:15am Now Helen isn't time for you to hop on your broom and fly over here and staighten Paul out? ;;D |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by LeLimey on Sep 22nd, 2006, 9:18am Jim you fool ::) You KNOW my broom only works on Oct 31st ;;D I think Paul is waay to twisted for me to sort out though! |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by alchemy on Sep 22nd, 2006, 9:20am i thought you might get frequent flyer miles on it [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by LeLimey on Sep 22nd, 2006, 9:24am Air miles come with British Airways not Dyson you big girls blouse :P |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by alchemy on Sep 22nd, 2006, 9:25am on 09/22/06 at 09:24:00, LeLimey wrote:
LMMFAO i love your little sayings |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by burnt-toast on Sep 22nd, 2006, 10:04am Women are like... 1. Women are like… Cheese… Too much and you’re intestines get twisted into knots. 2. Women are like… Winter stored apples… Shiny on the outside but mushy at the core when you get to take a few bites. 3. Women are like… Trees in a snowstorm… Beautiful from a distance but when you get close you realize all their branches sagging. 4. Women are like... Toasters... You like what pops out but know you’re going to get burned when you touch it. 5. Women are like… Birthday Cakes… Once you get past the icing you need a few drinks to wash the rest down. 6. Women are like... Politicians… Always promising something they have no intention of delivering. 7. Women are like… Banks… Always requesting too much information with extremely tight security around the vault. 8. Women are like... Social Security… You’re forced to keep investing even when you know you’ll get little out of it. 9. Women are like… Neckties… Wearing one makes you feel good but it usually means that your have to live with half of your normal air supply. 10. Women are like... Popsicles… Cool and tasty but a real dilemma dealing with the sticky wrapper and stick when you reach for the next one. 11. Women are like… the fall… A burst of beautiful color means things are going to get real cold for a very long time. 12. Women are like... New knives… They’re only sharp for a short time and get dull faster each time you work to re-sharpen them. 13. Women are like… Snowflakes… Each totally different and a wonder to behold but when a bunch of them get together they create a real mess. Tom |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by Charlie on Sep 22nd, 2006, 11:02am Quote:
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/imhard.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by Carl_D on Sep 22nd, 2006, 6:11pm I like my women like I like my tractors. I can't get anymore specific than that. |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by LeLimey on Sep 22nd, 2006, 6:41pm You want to call them all John, Dear??? :o :o :o |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by Fredmyyster on Sep 22nd, 2006, 6:47pm < rim shot > |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by JenniferD on Sep 22nd, 2006, 6:48pm on 09/22/06 at 18:41:18, LeLimey wrote:
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!! now THAT was bloody brilliant!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by Linda_Howell on Sep 22nd, 2006, 7:30pm Quote:
Yeah, me too, but Helen needs to come attached with a dictionary for us Mericans. |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by Carl_D on Sep 23rd, 2006, 4:44am on 09/22/06 at 18:41:18, LeLimey wrote:
No. I want to be able to shut them off when I am done and park 'em some place out of the way. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Men are like...... Post by BarbaraD on Sep 23rd, 2006, 7:22am on 09/22/06 at 18:41:18, LeLimey wrote:
LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Good one Hugs BD |
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