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(Message started by: Jimi on Sep 21^st, 2006, 11:41am)

Title: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by Jimi on Sep 21^st, 2006, 11:41am

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him another bad name. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health. ;)

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Sep 21^st, 2006, 11:43am

That's funny Jimi. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by Richr8 on Sep 21^st, 2006, 11:44am

When I got to the bus part, I was thinking how cruel, then I saw the part about Hillary.

Great! ;;D

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by JeffB on Sep 21^st, 2006, 11:46am

ROTFLMMFAO! ;;D
Nice!

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by kcopelin on Sep 21^st, 2006, 11:48am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by echo on Sep 21^st, 2006, 11:59am

LOL. Glad you were able to entertain yourself.

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by georgej on Sep 21^st, 2006, 12:13pm

LMAO!

George

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by Langa on Sep 21^st, 2006, 4:22pm

As I said B4, you have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands... :P

Love,
Langa

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by nani on Sep 21^st, 2006, 4:31pm

WTG, Butthead. That was my car!
You need to find something useful to do... like wait on Ruthie hand and foot. If you get really bored, you can join your friends for checkers outside the barbershop. :P

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by Jimi on Sep 21^st, 2006, 4:31pm

or...............come visit you.

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by nani on Sep 21^st, 2006, 4:44pm

Now, you know I'd love that.
I'd put up with you in order to spend time with my girl, Ruthie. ;;D

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by jimmers on Sep 21^st, 2006, 5:31pm

Three things an older man should never do.

1. Never pass up a bathroom.
2. Never trust a fart.
3. Never waste a "Hard on" even if you by yourself.

Seeya,

Jimmers ;;D

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by Jonny on Sep 21^st, 2006, 5:39pm

on 09/21/06 at 17:31:11, jimmers wrote:

3. Never waste a "Hard on" even if you by yourself.

You dont have to be old to know that one.....LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: Retirement Is Fun!
Post by Charlotte on Sep 21^st, 2006, 6:45pm

Jimi, Jimi, Jimi ::)