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(Message started by: Mrs Deej on Sep 21^st, 2006, 8:05am)

Title: True Life...
Post by Mrs Deej on Sep 21^st, 2006, 8:05am

[smiley=ohjez.gif]...anyone have friends like these?

Can someone hand me my "dumbstick"?

[smiley=crackup.gif]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by andrewjb on Sep 21^st, 2006, 8:21am

[smiley=jammin.gif]. calm down Mrs Deej. lifes too short.

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by Mrs Deej on Sep 21^st, 2006, 8:24am

on 09/21/06 at 08:21:44, andrewjb wrote:

[smiley=jammin.gif]. calm down Mrs Deej. lifes too short.

LMAO!!!

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by Ghost on Sep 21^st, 2006, 8:29am

on 09/21/06 at 08:05:27, Mrs Deej wrote:

[smiley=ohjez.gif]...anyone have friends like these?

Can someone hand me my "dumbstick"?

[smiley=crackup.gif]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
I do. ;;D
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
Guilty! ::)

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
Total agreeement. [smiley=headbanger.gif] Cake good!

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
Not only have I done it but also when someone looses something I have to ask WHERE DID YOU LOOSE IT.

5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
Love doing that to my kids and wife! [smiley=laugh.gif]

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
Almost Daily sorry :'(

7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
Never understood that one either! [smiley=huh.gif]

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
Feed the bugs! 8)

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?
Again sorry done that been there :-X

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by BarbaraD on Sep 21^st, 2006, 8:55am

Hey Steph -- do you know the SAME people I do???? :)

Hugs BD

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by alchemy on Sep 21^st, 2006, 8:57am

i would like to know why there is braile on the keyboard of a drive through atm

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by Mrs Deej on Sep 21^st, 2006, 9:23am

on 09/21/06 at 08:57:10, alchemy wrote:

i would like to know why there is braile on the keyboard of a drive through atm

OMG!!! Thank you...another ever pondering question!!! Maybe the banks are scared they will get sued for discrimination? :-/

LMAO!
Steph

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Sep 21^st, 2006, 11:09am

on 09/21/06 at 08:57:10, alchemy wrote:

i would like to know why there is braile on the keyboard of a drive through atm

Boston.

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by FramCire on Sep 21^st, 2006, 11:34am

Blind people can't be in the driver's side back seat and use the ATM?

Wow, sorry for you that those little bumps hurt your fingers so blind people can use the bank without your help.

^^^^^ completely kidding. Not serious at all!

As for new and improved.... I believe the new refers to the improvement not to the product. I.E. It is a new improvement to the product not an improvement that someone else has made that is now new to our product

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by Ghost on Sep 21^st, 2006, 12:09pm

on 09/21/06 at 08:57:10, alchemy wrote:

i would like to know why there is braile on the keyboard of a drive through atm

I actually know the answer to that one.

Because they are cheap. they buy them in bulk and to meet ada standards Brail is required at walk up atm's so they just put them on all so they don't have to pay more for 2 seperate orders of 1/2 the amount with and without brail. ;;D

Mike

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by alchemy on Sep 21^st, 2006, 1:42pm

on 09/21/06 at 12:09:58, Ghost wrote:

well that just takes all the fun out of bitching and fucking wondering about it ;;D

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by Margi on Sep 21^st, 2006, 1:50pm

well, then, Jim - I'll give you a new assignment.

Tell me how hearing/speech impaired folks are supposed to order their meals through a drive through...... I axe you.

Seriously, there's a million dollar idea for an invention in there somewhere. A touchpad. I'm tellin ya. If you invent it though, it's now public record that it was MY idea and I deserve at least 51% of the proceeds. Deal?

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by alchemy on Sep 21^st, 2006, 1:56pm

I can tell you how that works since i am hearing impaired. i scream my order and when i pick it up it's always a surprise what i get. i'll give you 70% of that [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by Margi on Sep 21^st, 2006, 1:58pm

70% of your mystery order? Yeah, no that wasn't the deal, Jim. I'm talkin' big money here, mister. ;)

So, instead of having to scream your order (and probably scaring the hell outta the clerk in the process), why not invent a new ordering system? Huh?

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by alchemy on Sep 21^st, 2006, 2:05pm

i'd hold up signs but noone in the drive thru can read english

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by Margi on Sep 21^st, 2006, 2:12pm

oooooh, very good point! LOL

that reminds me, it's time for me to go for lunch! :)

Title: Re: True Life...
Post by andrewjb on Sep 21^st, 2006, 9:45pm

on 09/21/06 at 13:56:04, alchemy wrote:

I can tell you how that works since i am hearing impaired. i scream my order and when i pick it up it's always a surprise what i get. i'll give you 70% of that [smiley=laugh.gif]

[smiley=laugh.gif], [smiley=laugh.gif]. i love a pragmatist. andrew.