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(Message started by: Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:36pm)
Title: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:36pm
It seems that I am the first casualty of the cluster mask, but its my fault....LOL

I don't use the mask part...I use the mouth piece part. Last night on the second round of 02 I knew the 02 was not going to cut it so I went to my next step. 02 and two frosty beers applied to my forehead and temple. So I grip the mouth piece in my teef and reach down to the fridge, it seems that having to reach I bit down to hard and heard/felt a "CRACK".........I thought "Oh shit, I broke the mouth piece"

As I pulled the MP out, my front toof fell onto the desk.....LOL ;;D

Now, I am one pumpkin looking MF'er  [smiley=laugh.gif]

You would figure that a $1200 plate of teef could handle a little pressure from a cluster head  ::)
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:39pm
That's Uncoof
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Melissa on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:39pm
OH my!  LMAO!  I'm sorry Jonny!!!

:-*melly
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by echo on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:42pm
Smooth move there cupcake.

A little JD Weld and it's good as new.
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:44pm
I hope your laughing it up over there in England you bastards....cause thats your bedtime story for tonight....LOL ;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by sandie99 on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:48pm

on 09/20/06 at 16:44:25, Jonny wrote:
I hope your laughing it up over there in England you bastards....cause thats your bedtime story for tonight....LOL ;;D

That's my bedtime story, too. Thanks, Jonny... :-*
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by fubar on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:51pm
Jeez, I'd have come up with some bar-fight or hockey story... somehow "It happened while I was having my baba" doesn't do it justice.
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by LeLimey on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:52pm
Hey gappygob - this thread is worthless without pics!

If you wanted to be a redneck you just had to move down south (from Matt!)  ;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by pattik on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:53pm
Awwww, I didn't know you were back on the O2  :( [smiley=hug.gif].  This could be a new look for you.  Captain Jack Sparrow looked pretty good with a gold tooth to catch the sun. ;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by LeLimey on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:55pm
sux to be you ...........matt,,,,,,,,,,,
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by LeLimey on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:56pm
Thanx for our bedtime story big brother Jonny....  We much appreciate it.  Sorry about the teef though.  That's a bummer!

Love,
the kid ;)
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by LeLimey on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:57pm
teef and bummer?
are you saying he talks out of his  :-X

@n you can't be Cap'n Jack 'cos he had hair  ;;D

(betcha he'll never guess who posted THIS - eh Matt?!)




PS "the kid" was Carrie posting
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by LeLimey on Sep 20th, 2006, 4:59pm
the only thing i can add is " would ya like some toffes  ;;D ;;D
Damn how do i colour in the teef on these damn smilies

Helen says suck it an see

;;D Dape  ;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by LeLimey on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:00pm
WE WERE FORCED TO POST

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by fubar on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:10pm
Somebody snapped this recent pic of Jonny

http://www.fm99.com/EventImages/Toothless.jpg

Jonny got a another haircut too, I guess
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:12pm
You bastards.....LMMFAO  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Ill get a pic up after I shower  ;)
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by LeLimey on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:17pm
We can't smell ya you know.  Helen says there's no smellyvision in England!  Put up the pic before the shower already, ya bastard!


L2 :)
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by sandie99 on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:19pm
I was just going to ask who "the kid" is... ;;D Now I know... Thanks. ;;D

Sanna ;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by pattik on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:32pm
Well, until he gets back, this will have to do...http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/images/smilies/new/0711/noteeth.gif
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:33pm
What a pushy bitch Helen is ;;D

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6d701b3127cce8d21156af62700000016108AZM2bNk5bM6
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by JeffB on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:34pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

What else can go wrong, bro?
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by unsolved1 on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:34pm
Toofless bastard !! --->  :D

I still got my teef ... see --->  ;;D

Let's see that pic ... lmao

UNsolved
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by echo on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:35pm
Nice look jonny.
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:37pm

on 09/20/06 at 17:35:14, echo wrote:
Nice look jonny.


Holloween is coming up, right?  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by echo on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:38pm

on 09/20/06 at 17:37:12, Jonny wrote:
Holloween is coming up, right?  [smiley=laugh.gif]


True,  just shave your head, paint it orange and go as a pumpkin.  Trust me,  you'll love it.
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Carl_D on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:39pm
Pardon me for ROTFLMMFAOPMPIT!!!!

I'll say this dude - you got balls posting a toofless pic. Myself, I'm so fucking vain since I lost my front toof... I've let my moustache grow another inch so no one can see my mouf when it's open.

Yup, you got the pirate look now... just need an eye patch.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Peace,
Carl
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 5:48pm

on 09/20/06 at 17:39:35, Carl_D wrote:
Yup, you got the pirate look now... just need an eye patch.  [smiley=laugh.gif]


I got that covered (So to speak) ;;D

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6d701b3127cce8d21302eb6e900000016108AZM2bNk5bM6
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by maffumatt on Sep 20th, 2006, 6:04pm
As dogBurt would say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thanks for the laugh..........
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by JenniferD on Sep 20th, 2006, 7:18pm
You're always a day late Jonny.  National Talk (or in your case LOOK) Like a Pirate Day was yesterday   :P

S'ok, my brother in "oops"es.  I'll send ya some of my long grey hair and you can cover it up!

Jen

Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Kingjames1 on Sep 20th, 2006, 7:27pm
Aaaaargh! At least the new look goes with the logo on your helmet :)
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Paul98 on Sep 20th, 2006, 7:27pm

on 09/20/06 at 16:36:49, Jonny wrote:
It seems that I am the first casualty of the cluster mask, but its my fault....LOL

I don't use the mask part...I use the mouth piece part. Last night on the second round of 02 I knew the 02 was not going to cut it so I went to my next step. 02 and two frosty beers applied to my forehead and temple. So I grip the mouth piece in my teef and reach down to the fridge, it seems that having to reach I bit down to hard and heard/felt a "CRACK".........I thought "Oh shit, I broke the mouth piece"

As I pulled the MP out, my front toof fell onto the desk.....LOL ;;D

Now, I am one pumpkin looking MF'er  [smiley=laugh.gif]

You would figure that a $1200 plate of teef could handle a little pressure from a cluster head  ::)


Jonny,  The problem should be self evident...you don't know how to hold your beer! ;;D

Real sorry you had to go to the O2 Bro.  Sucks!  Sorry about the dental work too, but not as sorry as the need for O2.  

-P.
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jimi on Sep 20th, 2006, 7:34pm
Well I think he's cute. :-*
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 7:37pm

on 09/20/06 at 19:34:27, Jimi wrote:
Well I think he's cute. :-*


Jimi gets a total free ride to Richmond....flight, hotel, food, drinks, massages and all he can think of.....LMAO ;;D

............................................  :-*
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Charlie on Sep 20th, 2006, 7:38pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cheesyrotfm.gif

Geeze what a bunch of meanies we are.... http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/teef.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by JenniferD on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:03pm

on 09/20/06 at 19:38:47, Charlie wrote:
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cheesyrotfm.gif

Geeze what a bunch of meanies we are.... http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/teef.gif

Charlie

Y'all are makin me LMAO    omg!  Y'all are just too damn funny!!
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:08pm

on 09/20/06 at 20:03:49, JenniferD wrote:
Y'all are makin me LMAO    omg!  Y'all are just too damn funny!!


Thats the only reason I started this thread ;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by chewy on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:09pm
Dumb Fuck.
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:11pm

on 09/20/06 at 20:09:17, chewy wrote:
Dumb Fuck.


I may be, but at least now I could blow you with my teef CLOSED  :-*
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by chewy on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:16pm
I found a new and faster route to your place. In fact I'm out front now.

OPEN UP!
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Melissa on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:32pm

Quote:
I found a new and faster route to your place. In fact I'm out front now.

OPEN UP!  


http://bestsmileys.com/eek/3.gif
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by jimmers on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:39pm
Your probably at home watching "Deliverance" aren't ya ;)

"Squeal like a pig boy" ;;D

Don't try to eat any corn on the cob OK!

Jimmers
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by purpleydog on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:42pm

on 09/20/06 at 20:11:22, Jonny wrote:
I may be, but at least now I could blow you with my teef CLOSED  :-*




TMI!! TMI!!

Damn hon, I'm sorry. You have such a great smile.  :)

Hope you can get it replaced soon. Or glued... or a white piece of paper... or... well, hell. You do look kind of piratey.

Hope yer head stays in low gear.
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:57pm

on 09/20/06 at 20:42:46, purpleydog wrote:
Hope yer head stays in low gear.


Me too....thanks   :-*
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Donna_D. on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:57pm
Here's one just for you, Jonny...


http://i9.tinypic.com/4dzz3vd.gif



DD
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:59pm
LMAO....Donna....thats the one im missing....LMMFAO ;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by chewy on Sep 20th, 2006, 8:59pm

Quote:
Hope yer head stays in low gear.


I just hope it stays low.  8)
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Sep 20th, 2006, 9:03pm

on 09/20/06 at 19:37:26, Jonny wrote:
Jimi gets a total free ride to Richmond....flight, hotel, food, drinks, massages and all he can think of.....LMAO ;;D

............................................  :-*

I think yer cute too - wadda I git?


Quote:
Dumb Fuck.


And for some reason - that combination of words just made me spew coffee all over my damned moniter.  Chewy - ya goofball!
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by georgej on Sep 20th, 2006, 10:19pm

on 09/20/06 at 17:33:34, Jonny wrote:
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6d701b3127cce8d21156af62700000016108AZM2bNk5bM6


Not much you can say to a man who tells on himself.  And shows it, too.  LOL.

You've got nads.

My respects,

George
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by cootie on Sep 20th, 2006, 11:41pm
Is it true all pirates have a big plank ? Or was that parrot Pam  ;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by kcopelin on Sep 21st, 2006, 1:45am
Jonny
Sorry you had to go for O2...that really sucks-praying nothing ramps up.  The tooth thing, well, I don't... just...really .... :)...know :D..what to [smiley=laugh.gif]say.  I'm sorry about that to-always wondered what would happen if you popped the clustermasx seal-didn't think it would be hard enough to break a tooth.
PFDAN my friend,
kathy
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Giovanni on Sep 21st, 2006, 8:04am

on 09/20/06 at 17:38:30, echo wrote:
True,  just shave your head, paint it orange and go as a pumpkin.  Trust me,  you'll love it.



Yep, all you have to do is to buy a candle.....save money on the pumpkin  ;;D

P.S. Sorry about the hits :-/
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Ghost on Sep 21st, 2006, 8:31am
Keep it up and you will look like me! :o ;;D ;)

Mike
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by alchemy on Sep 21st, 2006, 8:53am
Man i tell ya put a dress on and you'll look just like my mom [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by nani on Sep 21st, 2006, 9:25am

on 09/21/06 at 08:53:13, alchemy wrote:
Man i tell ya put a dress on and you'll look just like my mom [smiley=laugh.gif]


LMAO!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Jonny, you're still hot. In a BillyBob kinda way.  ;)
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by rickyshot on Sep 21st, 2006, 10:36am
OMG Jonny. You sure you weren't busting with an extra dose of seeds??? ;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Tiannia on Sep 21st, 2006, 11:40am
Super glue works wonders there Jonny.

;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 22nd, 2006, 7:50pm
Toof is back in place and styling ;;D

This ought to piss most of you off cause it did me!!!! (Sort of)

I looked in the phone book this morning for the nearest dentist to my shop, with hopes that one of them would see me sometime today. the first one I called (9:15 am) said "Can you come in at noon?"

WTF?....Why do some of us have to wait months to see a fucking head doc?

It aint like the dentists have to beat the trees for customers, why cant head docs get you in this fast when you are in such horrible fucking pain? (And I wasent even in any pain)

Anyways, they said $150, but if I paid today it would be 10% off ($135)

WTF is up with that?.......were they going to trust a tattooed freak they didnt know to come back later and pay them?.....LOL

I vote that it should be manditory that dentist study headaches.....LMAO  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by chewy on Sep 22nd, 2006, 7:53pm

Quote:
I vote that it should be manditory that dentist study headaches.....


After dealing with you that one dentist will probably have first hand experiance now.
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Paul98 on Sep 22nd, 2006, 8:02pm
Glad ya got your smile back there Bro!  Now, did you get the gold inlay ;;D

Man, I got to get to MA for dental work.  Every time I go to the dentist I'm $150 bucks lighter in the wallet.  That's just for checkup.  

-P.
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 22nd, 2006, 8:06pm

on 09/22/06 at 20:02:55, Paul98 wrote:
 Now, did you get the gold inlay ;;D


My grill is all natural, bro...well, store bought with no frills anyways.....LOL ;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by chewy on Sep 22nd, 2006, 8:11pm
I woulda carved one out of a clam sell for ya for 50 bucks.
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by Jonny on Sep 22nd, 2006, 8:16pm

on 09/22/06 at 20:11:10, chewy wrote:
I woulda carved one out of a clam sell for ya for 50 bucks.


Yeah, but knowing you the shell would have been effected with red tide ;;D
Title: Re: Have a laugh at my expense :)
Post by alchemy on Sep 22nd, 2006, 8:27pm
i liked you better without the tooth reminded me of home [smiley=laugh.gif]


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