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(Message started by: Ghost on Sep 19^th, 2006, 5:39pm)

Title: Aint I the good little helper!
Post by Ghost on Sep 19^th, 2006, 5:39pm

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom with a very attractive young woman. You sorry pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me, a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you and I want a divorce!" And Jack (the husband) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!" And Jack began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, having compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair." At this point Jack took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help, as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said: "Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

Title: Re: Aint I the good little helper!
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 19^th, 2006, 7:23pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Aint I the good little helper!
Post by Charlie on Sep 19^th, 2006, 8:20pm

http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/user/kez_03.gif?SSImageQuality=Full http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/themes/kolobok-light/images/smiles/rolleyes.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie

Title: Re: Aint I the good little helper!
Post by nani on Sep 19^th, 2006, 10:18pm

LMAO, brat! [smiley=laugh.gif] :-* hugs, mom