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(Message started by: georgej on Sep 19^th, 2006, 12:55am)

Title: Avast!
Post by georgej on Sep 19^th, 2006, 12:55am

Take note, ye scurvy dogs!

Today is National Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day! (Appropriate celebrations now encouraged.)

....So, this pirate walks into a bar. Do-rag on his head, eyepatch, parrot on his shoulder, cutlass at his hip, the whole thing. And he also has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

"I've a powerful thirst, barkeep," he shouts, "and I needs a bottle of your Jamaican to wash down the salt."

Bartender gets him a bottle of rum, but can't help looking at the steering wheel sticking out of the pirate's pants.

"Uh...did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"

"Yarrrrr," says the pirate, "and it's drivin' me nuts."

George

Title: Re: Avast!
Post by TxBasslady on Sep 19^th, 2006, 1:06am

[smiley=crackup.gif] I needed that laugh ;;D

Pret-ty funny... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Jean

Title: Re: Avast!
Post by jon019 on Sep 19^th, 2006, 1:32am

That was GREAT, still laughing...

Jon

Title: Re: Avast!
Post by Donna_D. on Sep 19^th, 2006, 1:56am

Arrrgh Cap'n George!! I have one to add to yer treasure chest!

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.

To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!"

The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances.

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke:

"Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat."

;;D

DD

Title: Re: Avast!
Post by andrewjb on Sep 19^th, 2006, 6:57am

;;D, AAHHAA , ME - HARTIES . [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Avast!
Post by sandie99 on Sep 19^th, 2006, 7:09am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Avast!
Post by pattik on Sep 19^th, 2006, 8:54am

[smiley=crackup.gif] Shiver me timbers, that was funny!!

http://i10.tinypic.com/2lavb60.jpg

Edited to add an appropriate pic.

Title: Re: Avast!
Post by Melissa on Sep 19^th, 2006, 9:12am

LMAO!! I love it!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D

Title: Re: Avast!
Post by kayarr on Sep 19^th, 2006, 10:46am

Avast, ye you soil-licking varmints,

the waters await. ye behave yerselves or the plank awaits YE!

Title: Re: Avast!
Post by JeffB on Sep 19^th, 2006, 1:42pm

Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh.

Fair winds and following sea's to ya matey. Now I'm off to rape and pillage at the local wal mart. AAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh ;;D

JeffB
BB-63 USS Missouri
"Strength for freedom" or what we liked to say: "when can we blow the shit out of something? ;;D