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(Message started by: Racer1_NC on Sep 14^th, 2006, 6:51pm)

Title: News of the strange......
Post by Racer1_NC on Sep 14^th, 2006, 6:51pm

Be careful out there........ [smiley=laugh.gif]

Quote:

Woman pleads in bizarre fake penis case

MCKEESPORT, Pa. - A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.

The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."

Title: Re: News of the strange......
Post by JeffB on Sep 14^th, 2006, 7:26pm

That was Zwibby's detatchable penis. He likes them warm! ;;D

Title: Re: News of the strange......
Post by Melissa on Sep 14^th, 2006, 8:17pm

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Title: Re: News of the strange......
Post by Mosaicwench on Sep 14^th, 2006, 8:49pm

Just damn!

Title: Re: News of the strange......
Post by pattik on Sep 14^th, 2006, 9:31pm

LMAO.... Leslye Creighton aka Lorraine Bobbitt. ;;D

Title: Re: News of the strange......
Post by Charlie on Sep 15^th, 2006, 1:49am

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/wire zap.gif

Geeze......

Charlie

Title: Re: News of the strange......
Post by Tom K on Sep 15^th, 2006, 9:23am

http://www.whizzinator.com/

As used by NBA and NFL stars. At least one from each group has been busted with them, one of them at the airport. It just goes to show.... :-/

Title: Re: News of the strange......
Post by imnotbub on Sep 15^th, 2006, 10:02am

"Excuse me Mr. Patel, but could you please warm up my rubber penis for me, and I'll take this bag of chips. Thanks."

Title: Re: News of the strange......
Post by Tom K on Sep 15^th, 2006, 11:00am

on 09/15/06 at 10:02:08, imnotbub wrote:

"Excuse me Mr. Patel, but could you please warm up my rubber penis for me, and I'll take this bag of chips. Thanks."

[Indian Quicky Mart Employee Voice ON] You best be taking that penis out of here...Thank you, come again.[/Indian Quicky Mart Employee Voice OFF]