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Title: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:10pm Just felt like stating the obvious ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by pattik on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:12pm Yep, boys have cooties ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:15pm Girls clean, cook, do laundry, clean toilets much better than me for sure! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by paulc on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:17pm Yep, and girls have 3 things that boys don't have and thank nature for that ::) (plus girls tend to smell better than boys, perfume or not!). "Thank heaven for little girls " (and middle sized girls and tall girls) of legal age, of course! :P |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:18pm Girls do everything better than you Jeff ::) As a matter of fact I think the only thing you're good for is serving as a warning to others :P |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:22pm Helen, I bet you played with dolls like "divorced Barbi" you know that one, she came with half of Kens shit. ;;D And yes, here's a warning to others....Run guys, run! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:25pm Actually.. I had "bunny boiler Barbie".. watch your back Jeffiepoo's! ;) Is that the best you can do little boy? Sheesh.. you aren't doing much to disprove my point are you?! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:27pm c'mon, Helen - cook him up a nice dish of curry, won't you? Sounds like he's earned it. ;) Oh and about an hour later? Take pictures please. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:31pm Attention Women, The Jeffb school for women is now open. 1st lesson: How to cut toe nails right for a change, and how to get along with your husbands girlfriend. ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:31pm Oooh Margi thats my kind of thinking! Oh Jeffie.. wanna come for a lovely.. uhhh.. romantic dinner?! :-* *snort* |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:36pm And ladies (yes, Helen too) there is no such thing as a wrong hole!!!! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Redd715 on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:37pm Don't forget the nice pot of coffee with the dessert Helen. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Paul98 on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:39pm Wimmin can't write their name in the snow! And Helen, what's up with this curry recipie I keep hearing about? Unless it can skitter off the plate faster than I can jab it with a fork, it is edible and the stomach takes and keeps what I give it...........Burp! -P. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:40pm oh don't worry Redd.. if he The fact remains though... girls are MUCH better than boys don't you think?! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:42pm on 09/07/06 at 12:40:08, LeLimey wrote:
Of course they are, Helen. Everyman should own one or two! :P And hurry up with the coffee, and use splenda this time not that sweet and low, and get me my slippers. FYI, that trash won't make it outside by itself! Oh Yeah, I fed the dog chili last night and made a runny bm next to your side of the bed, get on that would ya. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:42pm on 09/07/06 at 12:39:10, Paul98 wrote:
Paul my sweet.. why don't you come and visit me and let me make you a delicious curry? I promise you it'll be a meal you will never forget :-* It's definitely edible, it probably won't kill you and it is absolutely certifiably ... um... memorable! As to writing our names in the snow.. of course we can sweetness! We can hold a PEN y'know! ::) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Redd715 on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:43pm But I "could" use a man to help me move my furnature around. "Bout all they are good for anyhow... ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:43pm on 09/07/06 at 12:42:07, JeffB wrote:
You couldn't afford us Jeffie-hairy-palms! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Paul98 on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:45pm on 09/07/06 at 12:43:24, Redd715 wrote:
Jeez Redd, that is word for word what my e-x mother in law used to say. Funny how every woman in that family has been divorced. ;;D -P. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Redd715 on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:45pm Not only that the price of "milk" has sky-roceted here in Dairyland Central. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:46pm Oh be fair Redd, one thing I do believe in is playing fair. Men have LOTS of uses, They can carry bags while we shop They can take out the rubbish They can mow lawns (okay I'll admit it, I'm struggling now.. this playing fair bit is harder than I thought it would be) I can't think of any other uses though.. flippin' 'eck girls.. just why DO we keep 'em?! [smiley=huh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:47pm on 09/07/06 at 12:43:24, Redd715 wrote:
You just need to use your legs more, remember, you can't do much around the house with a sore back! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:49pm on 09/07/06 at 12:46:41, LeLimey wrote:
um.... to open jars, Helen. And to dispose of the mouse/bird bodies that our cats bring home to us. And to kill moths. sorry - that's all I got. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Redd715 on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:50pm on 09/07/06 at 12:47:28, JeffB wrote:
Already have the sore back Jeffy-pooz, were I not, I wouldn't need one around AT ALL! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:54pm on 09/07/06 at 12:49:40, Margi wrote:
Sheesh.. we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here aren't we?! Redd it's one thing having a sore back, at least you don't have to listen to Jeffiepoo's for real.. there's your silver lining sis! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 12:59pm You know I love all you ladies! The world would not be the same without ya, just a bunch of guys walking funny! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:00pm on 09/07/06 at 12:54:31, LeLimey wrote:
Actually, you could add scraping barrel bottoms to the list, I guess. That would keep them busy and out of our hair for awhile, right? ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by pattik on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:12pm on 09/07/06 at 12:37:19, Redd715 wrote:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/northcolor/magnets7.jpg |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeeS on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:15pm What about ladyboys then? :-X |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Paul98 on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:15pm on 09/07/06 at 13:12:02, pattik wrote:
& I like my wimmin like I like my coffee....... -P. |
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Title: Lets hear it for my boy! Post by Karla on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:20pm Dont know about the rest of ya but after 21 years of marriage. I still think my man is the best of them all. He cooks on occassion, cleans except for floors, does laundry, I do dishes, when kids were little he was 50/50 with bathing and changing diapers. He loves to shop groceries and clothes(for me/and him). He keeps the toilet seat lid down. Has a wonderful sence of humor. I think he is so gorgious. He does a world of good for my heart I just love him so much! Plus he does the usual garbage, lawn mowing, etc. Am I the only one blessed around here. They can't be all bad can they? |
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Title: Re: Lets hear it for my boy! Post by Paul98 on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:27pm on 09/07/06 at 13:20:42, Karla wrote:
It takes a good woman to bring the best out in a man. ;) -P. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:29pm on 09/07/06 at 13:15:10, LeeS wrote:
YOU don't count fairy numbnuts! :P |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Redd715 on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:30pm They aren't all Bad Karla... But I see it this way... Men are not "needed" but they can be sort of nice to have around. You just need to know what's what. My theory is something like...I don't need a watch on my wrist. But if I'm gonna have one, I'll make sure from now on it's a Movado and not a Timex. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:30pm on 09/07/06 at 13:15:39, Paul98 wrote:
old, weak and not strong enough to make you pee your pants?.. ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Redd715 on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:33pm on 09/07/06 at 13:30:37, LeLimey wrote:
More like Cheap, Instant, and as refreshing as a glass of warm water..... ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:38pm I can't complain either, Karla - my Michael's a good boy. But it's taken nearly 21 years to train him, too. ;) As to you, Lee - I guess it all depends whether we level the guns on you or not. Have you been a good boy? |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by maffumatt on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:44pm Helen said it best in her tagline.............Women are ..... http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/evmnblinky.gif |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 7th, 2006, 1:47pm oooh, that'll cost ya, Maffumatt. I must say though, very astute of you. To take that bait, I mean! ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by brewcrew on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:26pm on 09/07/06 at 12:12:27, pattik wrote:
Do not. Girls have cooties. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JimLaff on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:31pm WOW - Helen seems to be a little fiesty today!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Paul98 on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:32pm on 09/07/06 at 13:30:37, LeLimey wrote:
No Dear Helen, I like my coffee like I like my wimmin...................Strong and BITTER ;;D -P. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:33pm Less of the "little" Jim, I pack a mean punch! :P |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:35pm on 09/07/06 at 14:32:19, Paul98 wrote:
Bugger, I quite fancied you up to that :P Waste of time if you fancy bitter women. I'm not bitter, I'm just a bitch ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:35pm I need a girlfriend. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Paul98 on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:36pm on 09/07/06 at 14:35:10, LeLimey wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] -P. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by zwibbs/Scott on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:37pm I love women too ! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JimLaff on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:39pm "Bitch" - YOU???? - I could never see that. ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by nani on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:41pm on 09/07/06 at 14:35:10, LeLimey wrote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/magnets6.jpg ;;D Boys can usually reach the stuff on the top shelves... That's all I got. 8) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:42pm on 09/07/06 at 14:35:36, JeffB wrote:
Awww Jeffiepoos, did DaisyMae leave you? And you looked so good together.. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/codriver.jpg |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:43pm on 09/07/06 at 14:39:27, JimLaff wrote:
:-* I love to see well trained men [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JimLaff on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:45pm Oh, by the way, What do you do when your dish washer stops working?????? - Smack her in the ass and tell her to get back to work. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:50pm and howzat lil plan of yours working out for ya Jim? Gettin' lots of dates, are you? |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JimLaff on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:51pm I hope we all know that that was a joke. [smiley=huh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:51pm on 09/07/06 at 14:35:36, JeffB wrote:
Sorry, I didn't finish my thought. I need a girlfriend that doesn't talk so much. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:52pm too late - it's out there now. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JimLaff on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:53pm I had a feeling that wasn't a good idea. :'( |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:54pm on 09/07/06 at 14:45:12, JimLaff wrote:
Come on Jim, get with the times. You just can't go around smacking womens butts these days. Thats why I use a taser! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:55pm oh there, there, Jim. Someone will be along shortly to soothe you. You can't help this foot in mouth disease. It's chromosomal. We forgive you. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:58pm on 09/07/06 at 14:51:12, JimLaff wrote:
Too late sonny.. you've made my list! >:( on 09/07/06 at 14:51:58, JeffB wrote:
Yes you have a hard time understanding words instead of "baaaaa"don't you? :P |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JimLaff on Sep 7th, 2006, 2:59pm Thanks Margi your the best. Hey Jeff - does a taser really work?? |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JimLaff on Sep 7th, 2006, 3:00pm I've heard about your list Helen. Being on it may not be a bad thing!!!!! :o |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by vietvet2tours on Sep 7th, 2006, 3:09pm http://www.1sks.com/images/spec-ops/2004/sop-wallet-jr.jpg |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by unsolved1 on Sep 7th, 2006, 3:32pm Not very smart, are ya ?? [smiley=huh.gif] http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4183166.stm LOL ... [smiley=laugh.gif] UNsolved "At scores of 155, associated with genius, there were 5.5 men for every woman." |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Ghost on Sep 7th, 2006, 3:33pm Ok you Dragged me in, Lets see Girls 1. more pleasant to look at. 2. Much better as Domestic engineers. 3. Ensure we never forget anything ever even 20 years later it will come up. 4. The main reason we fight and win. 5. The main reason we Drink (alot) 6. ALOT better to cuddle with. (sheep won't lay still) 7. The most expensive toy we will ever rent.(you can never own one) 8. The best way to start your day. 9. The best way to end your day. 10. Gods Greatest creation. 11. A constant reminder WE are WRONG. 12. Proof ther is a greater power. (just ask her) 13. Face it guys without Mothers to honor, Sisters to defend, and Wifes to Cherish where would we be. Last but not least our greatest form of entertainment, If you dont believe me just leave the toilet seat up at night. ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;) Mike |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Linda_Howell on Sep 7th, 2006, 3:57pm Quote:
That's the nicest thing I've ever heard you say. :-* |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 7th, 2006, 4:04pm I have to agree Linda, ever get the feeling Goaties better half gets to post huh?! ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Cathi04 on Sep 7th, 2006, 4:09pm LOL>>.Linda's right!!! Now.......... >:(Who are you and what have you done with the Goat? >:( (heehee-takes on a double meaning when we call him Goat, huh?) ;;DMiss Dubble- Entendre! edited because.. ohh, you already know how much I ditched typing class! :-[ |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JimLaff on Sep 7th, 2006, 4:20pm oh boy |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Sep 7th, 2006, 4:35pm In the words of my 7 year old granddaughter Emma (who is really 30 on some other planet) "Girls Rule - Boys Drool" Pretty much sums it up. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Ghost on Sep 7th, 2006, 4:47pm I can't believe none of the CHenz picked up on number 10. [smiley=laugh.gif] ;) Or the Last but not least comment. Oh they did the last one but ignored it I guess they considered the source. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Mike |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Ghost on Sep 7th, 2006, 4:54pm Before I forget the number 13. comment holds true for real men who know to fear wimminz. [smiley=laugh.gif] Seriously real Men honor wimminz and lonely men don't. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Jonny on Sep 7th, 2006, 5:04pm Girls are MUCH better than guys!! Heres why ;;D http://steakandcheese.com/downloads/Vida_Guerra_AssRubber.wmv Nuff said! ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by zwibbs/Scott on Sep 7th, 2006, 5:10pm on 09/07/06 at 17:04:34, Jonny wrote:
Thanks---Now I have to take a cold shower. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 5:11pm I love that woman!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Jonny on Sep 7th, 2006, 5:13pm No need for a shower, Scott....just watch this and it will change the mood ;;D Dumb guy http://steakandcheese.com/downloads/How_It_Feels_To_Be_A_Loser.wmv |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by zwibbs/Scott on Sep 7th, 2006, 5:16pm That was a riot !!!!!!! Probably Jeff |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by JeffB on Sep 7th, 2006, 5:46pm [smiley=bigtiny.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Ghost on Sep 7th, 2006, 5:57pm Wanna bet the dog in this one is Female! http://www.wildko.com/viral-videos-3437-Stupid-Police-Dog.htm Ducking and running now Mike |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by tanner on Sep 7th, 2006, 6:07pm OK, Ive been monitoring this thread all day and trying to stay out of it but I must add my 2 or 3 Cents/Pence #1 I have my Zwibby coloring book out and guess what color I am making Scotts nose? #2 For the American men in the crowd, Do we really have to take this abuse from across the pond? Didn't we win that Independence thing that happened a couple hundred years ago, or was that just a clever ploy orchestrated by English women? #3 With that said I am available for any furniture moving, lawn mowing or trash taking out before we get together in Richmond ::) .........Tim....who has a wife just like Karla's husband...The Best |
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Title: Re: Lets hear it for my boy! Post by kayarr on Sep 7th, 2006, 8:20pm on 09/07/06 at 13:20:42, Karla wrote:
No, you aren't the only blessed one around here. I have to pinch myself sometimes to make sure I am awake and my hunny if real. He's smart, funny, strong, intelligent, open, loving polite (around me:) and a great companion on a long drive. I'd be lost without him. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 7th, 2006, 8:30pm Girls suck thats why we love them ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by E-Double on Sep 7th, 2006, 8:45pm When God made boys, he made them out of string He had a little left so he made that little thing When God made girls, he made them out of lace He didn't have enough so he left that little space ;;D You are not alone Helen. I too am a big fan of that space ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 7th, 2006, 9:02pm I like swimmen with bowlegged women I swim between they're legs ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by georgej on Sep 7th, 2006, 10:55pm >>Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. So? At least we don't have cooties. http://www.augusta.k12.wi.us/HS/dept/sci/class/Bio/dustmite.gif George (Thought I'd show 'em a bug, guys. That always seems to get them all squirmy. Hey--it worked in kindergarten.) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Charlie on Sep 8th, 2006, 1:35am We men have a really have a sweet deal though. We get to look at and enjoy women on so many levels. We feel sorry for you. Men are disgusting but women have no choice but to put up with us. Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/loveshower.gif |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 8th, 2006, 3:26am Ya think Charlie?! Women could do away with men overnight - there are ways we can um.. freeze your assets y'know! ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 7:25am Helen, your talking about a lot of ice to freeze mine [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Paul98 on Sep 8th, 2006, 8:40am on 09/08/06 at 03:26:11, LeLimey wrote:
Dear, dear Helen, frozen assets could be quite a shock to your system. :o -P. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Goblin on Sep 8th, 2006, 9:00am on 09/08/06 at 03:26:11, LeLimey wrote:
Now who would do the work? ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 9:23am on 09/08/06 at 09:00:28, Goblin wrote:
I think if they say girls are much better then we should band up and go on strike. No more work from us acording to the women they do it better anyway. no more moving furniture. no more handling the critters your afraid of. just think of all the time we will have on our hands to do what we want to do. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 8th, 2006, 9:32am Now look here boys, us girls don't sweat petty things.. or words to that effect ;) Jim I wouldn't worry about the amount of ice needed for you, I have a handful of frozen peas, I'm sure that will be ample Paul my little cabbage, why would YOUR frozen assets be a shock to MY system?! Sheesh.. numbnuts! ::) Goblin one thing I've always been known for is my willingness to volunteer - I've got a couple of redundant housebricks at the back of my garden shed. Form an orderly queue please ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 8th, 2006, 9:33am on 09/08/06 at 09:23:28, alchemy wrote:
You'll go blind. 8) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 9:41am on 09/08/06 at 09:33:23, LeLimey wrote:
LMAO Helen if you guys are so much better scrub your own fucking toilets [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 8th, 2006, 10:48am But I DO scrub my own toilet Jiminy Cricket - and in my Utopian household the seat is ALWAYS down :) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 11:24am Helen being the gentleman i am yes thats right i said gentleman i always leave the seat down for the ladies just so i don't have to listen to em bitch. what are you guys blind can't see the seats up? uh oh did i type this out loud? |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 8th, 2006, 11:33am See, my Michael had that same 'tude, Jim. So I went out and bought a toilet seat cover. It looked all pretty, I believe it may have even been pink. It was a pretty thick pile, as well, so that when he lifted the toilet seat, an edge of it would actually catch under the "rug". However, it didn't always completely hold so it did have an uncanny knack of letting go just at the inopportune moment. It's like it seemed to know..... It slammed down pretty hard and I did hear a few yelps coming out of the bathroom from time to time. After that, Mike was always pretty good about putting the seat back down again once I promised I would remove the cover. We do lay awake at night thinking these things up you know..... ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 11:40am you wimmens is just viscis!!!!!!!!!!! my daughter that just moved in did the same in the girls bathroom. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 8th, 2006, 11:51am "girls" bathroom, huh? Yeah, we've got a girls bathroom and a boys bathroom in our house too. And there's only two of us. LOL After the seat cover incident, Mike got busy constructing his OWN bathroom downstairs. Pretty handy to have a contractor in the family. I think he chose this career out of a desire for self-preservation. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 12:00pm our masterbath is another issue. why can't women just buy something that says shampoo and something that doesn't smell like a bowl of fruit or flowers or perfume. christ it takes me a half hour to find something and i still don't know what the fuck i'm putting on my head |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 8th, 2006, 12:12pm oh ya big whiner. That's why women don't go bald. Because we refuse to buy hair products that just say "shampoo." I suppose you'd rather just eat things than come in cans labelled "food", too huh? ::) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 12:18pm I prefer it served to me so i don't see the cans [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 8th, 2006, 12:23pm oh, you're Helen! Jim's hungry!! Serve him up a brown-plate special, would you? |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Paul98 on Sep 8th, 2006, 12:24pm on 09/08/06 at 12:12:48, Margi wrote:
Margi- And the drawback to that is??? Just think what a time saver that would be. ;;D If they could figure out a way to make the pull off lid usable as a fork..... [smiley=laugh.gif] -P. (who still retains a "y" chromosome) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 12:28pm on 09/08/06 at 12:23:08, Margi wrote:
No worries here Margi, I trains my bitches they know better [smiley=laugh.gif] enter fur flying now ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by georgej on Sep 8th, 2006, 12:29pm I know what you mean, Jim. Our master bath has shampoo-like stinky goo in tubes, but there are also two dozen tubes of stuff that say something like "spa pedicure foot scrub"--whatever that is. It's easy to grab one accidentally when you've got soap in your eyes. All I know is that it's got some kind of slimy, gritty stuff in it, doesn't lather up, and it doesn't do sh&t for your hair. Best, George |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 12:34pm Women need to realize if it wasn't for us men most of the world would have been ravaged by fire because of women leaving they're curling irons on. How many times have we men heard after your an hour away from the house I wonder if i turned the curling iron off. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Paul98 on Sep 8th, 2006, 12:41pm on 09/08/06 at 09:32:07, LeLimey wrote:
Fresh, never frozen, Helen! ;;D -P. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Goblin on Sep 8th, 2006, 12:51pm would civilation have progressed that far without men? Lets see, even if women would have come up with a good idea who would have built the first one or on that point who would have made the tools making it possible to build it? Women wouldn't have burned everything down because what would be to burn? curling Iron? 2 hot rocks to press the hair straight maybe if they could figure out how to heat the rocks. Lets see how dooe I can dig myself into a hole? speaking of which no guys no shovels. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Ok how about the dog house, oh wait noone to build it. A while back ghost said noone could get higher on the lists of the women here than he is. Enter the Goblin! Defender of all things evil! Keeper of the beast! Banger of the head! Protector of the Oxygen! Granted LeLimey is Evil, Mean, Nasty, and Wicked! But Goblin is still to be and growing ever more so. ;;D ;) When all else fails Goblin will take the reins and ride forth! ::) ;;D 8) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by georgej on Sep 8th, 2006, 1:05pm on 09/08/06 at 12:51:34, Goblin wrote:
Whatever. [smiley=laugh.gif] However, it's a good point. I suspect that, were women to become rare or absent, men would live in old trailers surrounded by firearms, fishing tackle, and partially disassembled motorcycles. We wouldn't have any jobs. Wouldn't need them. We wouldn't have to mow the lawn. Wouldn't be any. Maybe we wouldn't even have trailers--a tent would do. In ten years, we'd be back to stone knives and spears. Not exactly paradise, but it doesn't sound half bad now that I think about it... Garrison Keillor had it right--he said that you can train a man to be acceptable in the same way that you can train a bear to ride a bicycle. But the bear would still rather be in the woods doing what the other bears are doing. Best, George |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 1:45pm me thinks the wimmens couldn't handle the heat and bailed. typical ::) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 8th, 2006, 2:09pm au contraire, mon ami. (Oh sorry - I forgot you are unilingual- loosely translated, that means 'bullshit, Jim'.) We are merely gathering steam. I figure we'll be a category 3 or 4 by the time we reach shore again. You'd best be boarding things up. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by georgej on Sep 8th, 2006, 2:10pm on 09/08/06 at 13:45:41, alchemy wrote:
Yes, I've heard it said that they're the weaker sex. Not cut out for the long haul, they say. (I'm still hedging my bets by putting it in the third person.) George |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by georgej on Sep 8th, 2006, 2:11pm Uh oh. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Linda_Howell on Sep 8th, 2006, 2:19pm Quote:
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] We are only the weaker sex in Brute strength. Which very little is needed unless there is a Bison or a Teradactyl that needs wrangling. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 2:28pm on 09/08/06 at 14:09:10, Margi wrote:
un amiga es loco en la cabesa |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 8th, 2006, 3:25pm on 09/08/06 at 13:45:41, alchemy wrote:
Wishful thinking jimmy jammie?! Fat chance! We're still here, laughing at your pathetic attempts to retaliate when you KNOW we hold all the trump cards :P |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Goblin on Sep 8th, 2006, 3:30pm Its not the trump cards you hold now is it? :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 8th, 2006, 3:32pm on 09/08/06 at 12:00:56, alchemy wrote:
Was that another typo Jim-nice-but-dim? Just checking... ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 8th, 2006, 3:33pm on 09/08/06 at 15:30:52, Goblin wrote:
No gobby - I'm holding my own mate. Same as you ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Goblin on Sep 8th, 2006, 3:35pm on 09/08/06 at 15:33:23, LeLimey wrote:
Any more someone has to hold him even little one need love too! 8) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Ghost on Sep 8th, 2006, 3:51pm Speak for your self ... oh wait I too suffer from white man syndrome. 8) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Face it CHenz without us who would ever raise the toilet seats for ya? ;;D Mike |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 3:51pm on 09/08/06 at 15:25:14, LeLimey wrote:
I do believe those cards were made by men |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 8th, 2006, 3:54pm on 09/08/06 at 15:32:21, LeLimey wrote:
nice catch on the masterbath thing, Helen. Interesting how he lumps that all together as one word, isn't it? Makes one wonder what he does in there, doesn't it? Oh, wait a bit....Actually, no - it just confirms suspicion. Sorry for the interruption, just had to make that point. Onwards and upwards. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 4:00pm OH the silly references you make out of a typo. Is that the best you got. Being the strong handsome stud i am i need not masterbath [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 8th, 2006, 4:04pm well we wondered what the smell was.. know we know.. :-/ |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Margi on Sep 8th, 2006, 4:05pm Well, Jimmy my boy, don't be so quick to pooh-pooh the idea. I've heard that masterbathing might be an immediate cure for your clusters. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 4:12pm on 09/08/06 at 16:05:46, Margi wrote:
[smiley=crackup.gif] yeah i read that too. but see this is where i agree with you about woman. Kathy is much better suited to help out in that dept. [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 8th, 2006, 4:25pm pssssst - Margi. What he means is even his right hand goes to sleep on him... |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Jonny on Sep 8th, 2006, 4:39pm Com'on guy's, wimmez can be down right sexy ;;D Like in this clip ;) http://tinyurl.com/o5u6q They can be hard headed at times, but I think thats a good thing....LMMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 4:52pm LMMFAO [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Jonny on Sep 8th, 2006, 5:37pm on 09/08/06 at 16:52:04, alchemy wrote:
And, they just love to entertain us dudes ;;D "Let me see some titties"....LOL http://steakandcheese.com/downloads/Rumble_In_The_Hall.wmv |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 6:09pm thats my daughters fighting over the blow drier [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by imnotbub on Sep 8th, 2006, 6:23pm Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. At what, other than complaning, whining, bitching, and being general pains in the ass? There may be a few other things, but I have no point of reference for comparison and will choose to keep it that way. [smiley=cowboy.gif] [smiley=cowboy.gif] HEY, GET BACK TO THAT DAMN MOUNTAIN YOU TWO! Steve |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by andrewjb on Sep 8th, 2006, 10:36pm when all said and done,there the best opposit sex weve got. :),best enjoy. ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by tanner on Sep 8th, 2006, 10:47pm on 09/08/06 at 17:37:05, Jonny wrote:
Was that an all women Cluster convention? looks like it might work ;;D.....Tim |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by tanner on Sep 8th, 2006, 11:01pm Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All were invented by women. hmmmm. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by tanner on Sep 8th, 2006, 11:06pm Off topic but for those of you across the pond... is this stuff true? In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's" Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice. .......Tim |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 8th, 2006, 11:07pm wouldn't they're constant nagging be cause for them to invent the bulletproof vest? ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by tanner on Sep 8th, 2006, 11:09pm on 09/08/06 at 23:07:14, alchemy wrote:
Good Point and I suppose the fire escape was so they could get out after lighting fire to the drunk husband on the couch ;;D |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by georgej on Sep 9th, 2006, 1:36am on 09/08/06 at 23:09:30, tanner wrote:
Or maybe it was to avoid the fires caused by curling irons that were left on. George |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 9th, 2006, 4:18am on 09/09/06 at 01:36:21, georgej wrote:
my thoughts exactly ;) |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by LeLimey on Sep 9th, 2006, 5:51am Tanner all those anecdotes are true - funny old world isn't it?! now boys, have you ever stopped to consider we MAY leave the curling tongs on but.. and this is important.. the household insurance papers are in our handbags! When that lovely claim cheque comes through we're all off to buy shoes :P |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by alchemy on Sep 9th, 2006, 7:46am and there goes my playboys and biker mags up in flames |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by Donna_D. on Sep 9th, 2006, 1:57pm Why Cats are better than Men 1. A cat always hits the litterbox. 2. Better chance of training a cat. 3. You never have to spend time with your cats mother. 4. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you. 5. You can de-claw a cat...Try to get a guy to trim his toenails. 6. It's ok if a cat rubs up against your best friend. 7. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him. 8. A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is. 9. A cat matures as it grows older. 10. Back hair is always cute on a cat. 11. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat. 12. Cats comfort you when you are sick. 13. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying. 14. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself. 15. A cat is loyal. 16. A meow is never a lie. 17. They'll both stand outside your door and whine, but the cat will stop when it gets in. 18. It's more amusing to watch a cat with some sticky tape stuck to it's paw, than to watch a man do anything. 19. To buy a fancy dinner for your cat only costs 35 cents. 20. Cats can't show love without meaning it. 21. Cats are always cute. 22. The only thing a cat expects you to put out, is some clean water, food and a clean litterbox. ;;D DD |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by maffumatt on Sep 9th, 2006, 2:47pm How Dogs Are Better Than Women 1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 4. Dogs are excited by rough play. 5. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. 6. Dogs understand that farts are funny. 7. Dogs love red meat. 8. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. 9. Dogs don't shop. 10. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 11. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. 12. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. 13. Dogs never need to examine the relationship. 14. A dog's parents never visit. 15. Dogs love long car trips. 16. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. 17. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs are made to be hunted. 18. Dogs like beer. 19. Dogs don't hate their bodies. 20. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & The Blowfish album. 21. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. 22. Dogs never criticize. 23. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 24. Dogs never expect gifts. 25. It's legal to keep your dog chained up at your house. 26. Dogs don't worry about germs. 27. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog that you ever had. 28. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer. 29. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives. 30. Dogs would rather have a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. 31. You never have to wait for your dog. They are ready to go 24 hours a day. 32. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry. 33. Dogs don't borrow your shirts. 34. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. 35. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 36. Dogs can't talk. 37. Dogs aren't catty. 38. Dogs don't mind at all if you leave the toilet seat up. 39. Dogs seldom outlive you. 40. Dogs don't cry 41. Dogs love it when your friends come over 42. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo 43. Dogs think you sing great 44. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink 45. Dogs don't expect you to call if you are running late 46. Anyone one can get a good-looking dog 47. When a dog gets old you can put it to sleep 48. Dogs don't make you watch Grease over and over again 49. Dogs don't have lunch with previous owners 50. Dogs never want foot rubs |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by deltadarlin on Sep 10th, 2006, 10:18am 62 reasons why cucumbers are better than men. 1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. A cucumber won't tell you size don't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get TOO excited. 5. A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up. 7. You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket... and you know how firm it is before you take it home. 8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend. 9. With a cucumber you can get a single room and ... you won't have to check in as 'Mrs. Cucumber'. 10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning. 11. If you can go to the movie with a cucumber and see the movie at a drive in you can stay in the front seat. 12. A cucumber can always wait until you get home. 13. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn. 14. A cucumber won't drag you out to a John Wayne Film Festival. 15. A cucumber won't ask: 'Am I first?' 16. Cucumbers don't care whether you're a virgin. 17. Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin. 18. Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin. 19. With cucumbers, you don't have to be a virgin more than once. 20. Cucumbers won't write your name and number on men's room wall. 21. Cucumbers don't have sex hang-ups. 22. Cucumbers won't ask: 'Am I the best', 'How was it?' 'Did you come?', 'How many times?' 23. Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist, ski instructor or hair dresser. 24. Cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your next one. 25. A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the refrigerator. 26. A cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes over. 27. No matter how old you are you can always get a fresh cucumber. 28. You can dish a cucumber up for dinner to your Brother-in law & Sister, after fucking it. 29. Cucumbers can handle rejection. 30. A cucumber won't pout if you have a headache. 31. A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is. 32. A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet. 33. A cucumber won't give it up for lent. 34. With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry. 35. Cucumbers won't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow. 36. A cucumber will never give you a hickey. 37. Cucumbers can stay up ALL night and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot. 38. A cucumber won't work your crossword in ink. 39. A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat. 40. Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car. 41. A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor. 42. A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library. 43. Cucumbers won't go through your medicine chest. 44. A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on or hairspray. 45. Cucumbers won't leave dirty shorts on the floor. 46. A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet. 47. A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you're in the shower. 48. With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it. 49. Cucumbers don't compare you to a centerfold. 50. Cucumbers won't tell you they liked you better with long hair. 51. A cucumber will never leave you for another man, another woman or another cucumber. 52. You will always know where your cucumber has been. 53. A cucumber never has to call 'the wife'. 54. Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them. 55. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle. 56. You only eat cucumbers when you feel like it. 57. You don't have to wait for halftime to talk to your cucumber. 58. A cucumber won't leave town on New Years Eve. 59. Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom. 60. Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers. 61. It's easy to drop a cucumber. 62. A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement or seek custody of anything. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by georgej on Sep 10th, 2006, 11:08am Cats...Dogs....Cucumbers..... LMAO. ....when a thread gets started here, you just never know where it's going to end up. [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by MJ on Sep 10th, 2006, 11:25am :) ;;D :) And god created woman on a slow day. I think I hear my rib talking. |
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Title: Re: Girls are MUCH better than Boys.. Post by sandie99 on Sep 10th, 2006, 11:48am Let's see now, I cook, I clean, I change my own light bulbs, I do the washing, I do the ironing (without leaving that darn thing on), I can move heavy stuff around, I take creepy creatures out, I've washed my windows, I've washed a car... And all of this is normal life for me. We Finnish women are taught to be independent. That means that there's no need to hold on to the first man who catches our eyes, but wait for the one we want to be with. ;) |
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