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Title: So sleepy... Post by ShadowLord on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:39am Damn it... Bein' single and werkin' nights used to be easy... But now skirt chasin' is just too rough anymore... I'm exhausted... What the hell has happened to the world? Was there some kind of fundamental change in the last 9 years that I wasn't made aware of? Oy! PFDAN.......................................... ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Dragnlance on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:54am Yeah, they call it Cable TV Expansion.... ie. the addition of women's channels like Lifetime TV [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Tom K on Aug 31st, 2006, 9:51am It's a whole new world out there. My wife and I were in a seminar put on by Babies R Us, there were 4 pregant women standing in the back and I got up and offered them my seat. The four women actually looked offended! [smiley=huh.gif] I said to my wife, so much for being polite, they can fucking stand, in a loud enough voice that could be heard. I tell you, these people today.... |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Paul98 on Aug 31st, 2006, 10:14am on 08/31/06 at 08:39:42, ShadowLord wrote:
Yes there is a fundamental change, YOU ARE 9 YEARS OLDER!!! ;;D It's an insidious change! Pretty soon the questions of "will I get lucky" will be replaced with "will I get a good night's sleep" A great start to the day will begin in the bathroom. [smiley=laugh.gif] -P. |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by ShadowLord on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:03pm on 08/31/06 at 10:14:07, Paul98 wrote:
LMAO!!!! PFDAN.................................................... ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Jonny on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:14pm on 08/31/06 at 08:39:42, ShadowLord wrote:
Pssst, dude.....try a haircut and a shave....its worked wonders for me ;;D Only took me 30 years to figure that one out......LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Redd715 on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:20pm As the king stated....from a single female point of view... match the outside to the inside, and you'll get farther, still takes some weeding, but, trust me, it's worth the effort. Women our age, wan't substance not lip service. |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Jonny on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:25pm What was in..... 70's: Long hair 80's: Big long hair 90's: Fucked up hair and some kind of facial hair 21'st Century: Chicks want clean cut Thats my take on it ;;D |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Redd715 on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:30pm Jonny Baby I love your new look.... You are one hot commodity...for the right woman. :-* |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by jimmers on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:30pm A high limit Gold Mastercard works wonders! ;;D Jimmers |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Redd715 on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:33pm Good thing you are married Jim, because you don't know shit about today's single women....... Off soap box..... |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Jonny on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:45pm I would have to agree with the Jim dude to a point!!!!! Not every chick is looking for love only, there are plenty of cash who-res ;;D Thats my take on that ;) Edit: to beat the censor |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:50pm on 08/31/06 at 08:54:29, Dragnlance wrote:
Why does TV for women always have movies about women getting beat up by their husbands? B$ |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Jonny on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:59pm Because the producers are all divorce lawyers? ;;D |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Charlotte on Aug 31st, 2006, 9:13pm Finding someone to love is harder than finding a good doctor. You can never tell what attracks people. It is not a tangible thing. |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 31st, 2006, 9:19pm on 08/31/06 at 20:33:30, Redd715 wrote:
And we would want to, for WHAT reason??? Chuck (heehee .. wimminz bashing is SO much fun!!) |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Cathi04 on Aug 31st, 2006, 9:33pm so's Chuck steak.............. :P |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by cootie on Aug 31st, 2006, 11:09pm Yeah and now days when ya try and hit on chicks it pisses em off and they call you a perv.....the sexier they dress the harder you fall Pam PS: I have alot of single guy friends......that's how I know that......I don't hit on chicks........blech ! :P |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 31st, 2006, 11:42pm Quote:
Hey shadow Lord. I don't really see a question here. What is it you want to know? Some guys here seem to know what it is, but it sure isn't clear to me. Post a real question and us women will answer you to the best of our ability. But Cathi had it almost right. Chuck is actually ground >:(round |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by ShadowLord on Sep 1st, 2006, 9:17am on 08/31/06 at 20:20:26, Redd715 wrote:
Why would I wanna mess myself up that bad? on 08/31/06 at 23:42:26, Linda_Howell wrote:
What I want to know is why I can't werk all night and party all day like I used to? And have I gotten slower, or have women gotten faster? And do women really thing it's that funny to give a guy the number to a phone sex line instead of their real number? And why are those skirts so short if you're not supposed to look under 'em while the woman is dancing on the bar? And do women's hands have the ability to harden just before they slap a guy's face, or does it just feel that way? And why is a woman dressing suggestively, dancing provocatively, and acting s1utty okay, but the guy staring at her is called a perv? And why do women wear thongs supposedly to hide their VPL, but then pull the waist of them clear to their armpits? Okay... That's all for now... I'll come up with more after I wake up from passin' out from exhaustion... PFDAN...................................................... ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Charlie on Sep 1st, 2006, 5:20pm They got the vote. It's been downhill ever since. http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/he_and_she/girl_cray2.gif?SSImageQuality=Full What's left of Charlie http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/user/xsunx_01.gif?SSImageQuality=Full |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by ShadowLord on Sep 2nd, 2006, 7:45am Okay... Some more questions... How do you tell the difference between the front and the back of some of those teeny, tiny knickers? If a woman farts in a restaurant, and no one hears it, will her date forgive her for blaming him? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why is it more important for a man to put the toilet seat down than for a woman to put the seat up? Why do women go to the bathroom in groups, but claim orgies are weird? If a train leaves Omaha heading east, and a turkey leaves Miami heading north, then what time is happy hour at the bar? Exactly why do married women go to bars they know will be filled with single men? If I pick up a date driving a brand new Benz on the first date, do you think she'll notice if I pick her up for the second date driving a rusted out minivan? PFDAN.................................................. ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Fredmyyster on Sep 2nd, 2006, 7:49am Ya know, ive often pondered the same things... |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by paulc on Sep 2nd, 2006, 12:51pm During his one trip to America in the early 30's, Freud was asked at a news conference: "What do women REALLY want?". The great man didn't ponder a bit when he answered: "I have absolutley no idea." (He was also asked what the meaning was of the cigar that he was always smoking and he said: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."). Don't try to figure them out, guys-it is a losing battle. |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by ShadowLord on Sep 3rd, 2006, 8:35pm I dunno paulc... That's part of the fun of it... And after a while, your cheek will go numb, and it's smooth sailin' from there... PFDAN.......................................................... ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by cootie on Sep 4th, 2006, 1:51am How can opposites attract and ever have anything in common.......black on white Pam |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by ShadowLord on Sep 4th, 2006, 9:50pm on 09/04/06 at 01:51:20, cootie wrote:
Dammit... Now I'm gonna have that damned Paula Abdul song stuck in my head all night... lol PFDAN....................................................... ShadowLrd |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by cateyes on Sep 6th, 2006, 5:46pm What I want to know is why I can't werk all night and party all day like I used to? And have I gotten slower, or have women gotten faster? And do women really thing it's that funny to give a guy the number to a phone sex line instead of their real number? And why are those skirts so short if you're not supposed to look under 'em while the woman is dancing on the bar? And do women's hands have the ability to harden just before they slap a guy's face, or does it just feel that way? And why is a woman dressing suggestively, dancing provocatively, and acting s1utty okay, but the guy staring at her is called a perv? And why do women wear thongs supposedly to hide their VPL, but then pull the waist of them clear to their armpits? Okay... That's all for now... I'll come up with more after I wake up from passin' out from exhaustion... PFDAN...................................................... ShadowLrd Dearest Shadow: I do have some answer`s for your hystrical lil rant here... Answer to 2st question would be...If ya didn`t work all night come home look at porn for hrs and talk to GAWD only who knows and about prob sexual things...U may have some luck ..And your 9 YRS older..lol have we gotten faster? Hmmm only towards people we don`t want catching us..I`m pretty slow myself..lol The phone number thing..Come on u have to think that is funny ..If you guys would of thought of it 1st it would of been funny..Ohh wait wait..No..Guys Ohh never mind .. Our skirts are short so we can TEASE you BUT your not suppose to notice it ..lol And yes were just like "wonderwoman" while out habnd are back in the air as we draw them closer to your face a magic cover pop`s on them and WHAM...how'd you know? Why do we call u pervs when we are dressed very *friendly* personty...Well obviously u were not just looking but staring and my question is..Where was your hands during all this? Hmmmm Thongs up to arm pits...That only comes from women that have NO HIPS and they can`t stop when they start pulling them up.. Hope this helps a lil..lol Cat |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by ShadowLord on Sep 6th, 2006, 5:55pm on 09/06/06 at 17:46:00, cateyes wrote:
Finally! Someone to answer the really important questions! :P *hugaZ* Cat! Welcome to the board! PFDAN...................................................... ShadowLrd P.S. Y'all... This is Cat... Be gentle with her, it's her first time... :P SL |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by Margi on Sep 6th, 2006, 5:59pm LOL jeez, Kenn - sounds like you got a live one. You be nice. ;) |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by cateyes on Sep 6th, 2006, 10:38pm on 09/02/06 at 07:45:23, ShadowLord wrote:
Ok Mr Shadow...Thanks for giving me something to do as I sit here bored watching monitors at work so to keep me awake I decided to answer your other question... #1) Knickers? I assume your talking about panties? Well we just know that the butt goes in the back. Unlike u men that look for the dark stains ..We just know.. #2) Will the date forgive her? Well of course ifhe plans on getting any that night after spending money on a movie and dinner.. #3) Now this was a hard one about the woodchuck..After I sat here and did math equasions for hrs I came up with 25cords of wood..have u ever cut 25 cords of wood?. That damn poor woodchuck..Prob took him days and I bet he didn`t do it again.. #4) toilet seat..Simple...Do u HAVE to sit down to P? NO I think NOT..Ever fell into a toilet before? It`s nasty..SO be kind and PUT em down .. #5) bathroom in groups..Hmmmm how do u know orgies aren`t going on in there and we JUST tell you orgies are weird so u don`t ask questions? hmmmm #6) I have no idea about the train in Omaha or the Turkey in Miami But Happy hr is 4-8..Found that out from being a bartender for many yrs. #7) We go to bars full of single men cause our husbands are all at the tittie bars down the road and we need someone to buy us drinks.. #8)To be HONEST..If all she wants is your new Benz she isn`t worth the 2nd date...SO Drive the mini Van baby..See if she is worth it from the start!!! And there you have my 2cents worth..May not be much and may not be all female opinions..But I tried..lol ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by cateyes on Sep 6th, 2006, 10:44pm P.S. Y'all... This is Cat... Be gentle with her, it's her first time... [smiley=laugh.gif] Thanks Shadow for making me sound like a "virgin" lol ......Kinda got me all warm and tingly inside ...Please be gentle... :P ;) |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by georgej on Sep 6th, 2006, 11:36pm on 09/06/06 at 22:44:48, cateyes wrote:
Rowwwrrrr! (Oops. Sorry. Can't even remember what it's like to be single.) Just reflex. I'm better now. George |
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Title: Re: So sleepy... Post by ShadowLord on Sep 7th, 2006, 3:12pm on 09/06/06 at 22:44:48, cateyes wrote:
You're welcome... Now about that woodchuck again... :P PFDAN........................................................ ShadowLrd |
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