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(Message started by: maffumatt on Aug 30th, 2006, 11:03am)
Title: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 30th, 2006, 11:03am
anyone seen Helen?
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by georgej on Aug 30th, 2006, 11:05am
Good question.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by Racer1_NC on Aug 30th, 2006, 12:20pm
SHe'll be back sometime today........

Even "Unadulterated evil" needs a vacation.  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 30th, 2006, 12:30pm

LMAO Matt.   But it was very nice knowing you.



Some of us will keep bumping this so she's sure to see it when she gets back.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by alchemy on Aug 30th, 2006, 12:38pm
Poor poor Matt, your gonna get your ass kicked. hahahahahahaha ;;D
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by sandie99 on Aug 30th, 2006, 12:59pm
Bump... ;;D

I'm sure that Helen will check in sometime very soon. ;)
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by JeffB on Aug 30th, 2006, 1:20pm
After the beating I took last week all I can say is thank you Matt. ;;D
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by tanner on Aug 30th, 2006, 2:11pm

Figured I would get mine in early Matthttp://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/GrAfIX_GrAfIX/GET%20WELL/getwell15.gif


Hi Helen........tim
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by andrewjb on Aug 30th, 2006, 2:14pm
your going to get  [smiley=hammer.gif].but at least it wont be a [smiley=argue.gif] match.so all in all things  [smiley=lick.gif],should be fine.welcome back.i dont remember your asking ?
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 30th, 2006, 3:26pm
I'll just tell her that her hair looks nice and her shoes are pretty, she'll forget about being mad, she's evil but she's still a woman................
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by brewcrew on Aug 30th, 2006, 3:28pm
Seems like she went into hibernation right after hosting 40 kids for Jasper's birthday. That'd do me in, too!
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by thomas on Aug 30th, 2006, 4:31pm

on 08/30/06 at 15:26:12, maffumatt wrote:
I'll just tell her that her hair looks nice and her shoes are pretty, she'll forget about being mad, she's evil but she's still a woman................


[smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 30th, 2006, 4:44pm
Helen is a sweetheart !!! I thought that this post was going to be about the Iranian guy.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by tanner on Aug 30th, 2006, 5:49pm

on 08/30/06 at 16:44:37, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
Helen is a sweetheart !!! I thought that this post was going to be about the Iranian guy.


Now that is the way to suck up!!! ;)
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 30th, 2006, 6:01pm
Oooooh Mattie, where the bloody hell did you get "pure" from?!  ::)  ;)

I've been away for a couple of days but I'm back temporarily so be prepared to suffer  :P


Oh and Jeffie... I've been sweet to you so far you minger, just you wait til I show my true colours and get mean..............................................
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by taraann on Aug 30th, 2006, 6:06pm
Does Jonny need to lend a few guys his helmet?  I mean we really don't need anymore brain injuries do we?  Then again, maybe some sense might be knocked into them......hmmmm ;)
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by JeffB on Aug 30th, 2006, 6:15pm

on 08/30/06 at 18:01:00, LeLimey wrote:
Oooooh Mattie, where the bloody hell did you get "pure" from?!  ::)  ;)

I've been away for a couple of days but I'm back temporarily so be prepared to suffer  :P


Oh and Jeffie... I've been sweet to you so far you minger, just you wait til I show my true colours and get mean..............................................

I thought I felt a cold wind sweep through my office. ;;D
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by JeffB on Aug 30th, 2006, 6:17pm

on 08/30/06 at 16:44:37, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
Helen is a sweetheart !!! I thought that this post was going to be about the Iranian guy.


Grow a pair would ya Zwibby! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 30th, 2006, 6:19pm

on 08/30/06 at 18:01:00, LeLimey wrote:
I've been away for a couple of days but I'm back temporarily so be prepared to suffer  :P


All is now right in Clusterville.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 30th, 2006, 6:22pm
wheres mike ? taking a beating from the Chenz is his job isn't it?
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Aug 30th, 2006, 6:46pm

on 08/30/06 at 18:15:12, JeffB wrote:
I thought I felt a cold wind sweep through my office. ;;D


Uh, thats not a COLD wind, thats a BROKEN wind!!!

PU  ;)
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 30th, 2006, 6:56pm

on 08/30/06 at 18:17:02, JeffB wrote:
Grow a pair would ya Zwibby! [smiley=laugh.gif]



Err.. Jeff.. the only way you'll get any balls is at a butchers so I'd leave Scott alone if I was you.  :P
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by JeffB on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:09pm
I'm glad to see Zwibby has protection. :P
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:12pm
there are a bazillion things I can think of to say to that Jeffiepoo's but I'll be nice (I hope you're taking notes) and just say "Bite me minger  :P"



I am now going to go and scratch a couple of Disney CD's to appease my inner psychopath..
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:14pm
Who is gonna type up Matt's obituary?

He was such a nice guy, too.

Chuck
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:16pm
Chuckiepickles I'm not going to hit him.

Thats too easy.

I'm going to FEED him *evil cackle*
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by taraann on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:19pm

Quote:
Who is gonna type up Matt's obituary?

He was such a nice guy, too.

Chuck


Awww so sorry I didn't get to know ya better Matt.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by Paul98 on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:19pm

on 08/30/06 at 18:06:54, taraann wrote:
Does Jonny need to lend a few guys his helmet?  I mean we really don't need anymore brain injuries do we?  Then again, maybe some sense might be knocked into them......hmmmm ;)


I don't think Jonny wants guys touching his helmet, let alone borrowing it.  I'm sure he wouldn't mind the wimmin polishing it for him though. ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:25pm
Paul was that you being vulgar AGAIN?!  ::)
Y'know I HAVE noticed how you are always lowering the tone around here - don't think we're not on to you little boy!  ;)
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:32pm

on 08/30/06 at 19:25:56, LeLimey wrote:
you are always lowering the tone around here -


Helen, he is bringing it right down to your level, eh wot?

Chuck
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:33pm
ohcomeoffit Chuck!

He ain't THAT bad good  ::)
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by taraann on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:37pm

on 08/30/06 at 19:32:34, ClusterChuck wrote:
Helen, he is bringing it right down to your level, eh wot?

Chuck


What's that saying from that 70's show?..................."BURN!" Run chuckles run.....Helen I'll stick my foot out and trip him up ok?  Us "wimmin's" gotta stick together!
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:41pm
Tara that sounds like a plan, be sure and trip him where he'll land on gravel too - if a job's worth doing it's worth doing right I say  ;;D
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by alchemy on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:43pm
ah you wimmens always got to team up on the little guy, can't do it alone eh? ;;D
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:48pm
Try it and see Jimbo  ;;D

I double-dare you in fact!
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:56pm
its the herd mentality, they think they're safe, but are in fact are a buffet
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:58pm
oh don't you be worrying Matt.. I've got your buffet  8)
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 30th, 2006, 8:04pm
thats what I'm afraid of. If it doesn't come out of a can, i aint eatin it.....
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by Paul98 on Aug 30th, 2006, 8:11pm

on 08/30/06 at 19:25:56, LeLimey wrote:
Paul was that you being vulgar AGAIN?!  ::)
Y'know I HAVE noticed how you are always lowering the tone around here - don't think we're not on to you little boy!  ;)


Hurt me woman!

-P.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 30th, 2006, 8:14pm
Matt we'll be calling you spam man by the end of the week and you'll be pleased to know you can get canned faggots and spotted dick too - I know you'd hate to miss out on THOSE


Paul, You ARE coming to Richmond next year aren't you?! I have a size three with your name on it  ;;D
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by Paul98 on Aug 30th, 2006, 8:21pm

on 08/30/06 at 20:14:43, LeLimey wrote:
Matt we'll be calling you spam man by the end of the week and you'll be pleased to know you can get canned faggots and spotted dick too - I know you'd hate to miss out on THOSE


Paul, You ARE coming to Richmond next year aren't you?! I have a size three with your name on it  ;;D


Dare I ask; a size three.....what???

And I just might show up in Richmond just to irritate you. ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 30th, 2006, 8:23pm

on 08/30/06 at 20:14:43, LeLimey wrote:
you'll be pleased to know you can get canned faggots and spotted dick too -

Just because you can doesn't mean you have to
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 30th, 2006, 8:33pm
a size three shoe of course you numpty  ::)
and don't worry about annoying me, I'm really toleratn of lifes little irritations  :-* I'll expect to see your name on the lists soon!

Matt.. get over yourself already! You book a trip to come and see me and you get what you deserve. End of.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by alchemy on Aug 30th, 2006, 8:39pm

on 08/30/06 at 19:48:55, LeLimey wrote:
Try it and see Jimbo  ;;D

I double-dare you in fact!


Hit me hurt me make me bleed tie me up in a chair and make me write bad checks [smiley=smokin.gif]
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by paulc on Aug 30th, 2006, 9:54pm

on 08/30/06 at 19:12:22, LeLimey wrote:
there are a bazillion things I can think of to say to that Jeffiepoo's but I'll be nice (I hope you're taking notes) and just say "Bite me minger  :P"..


What's a "minger", Helen?  I'd like to know before trying to bite one :o [smiley=huh.gif]
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by paulc on Aug 30th, 2006, 9:58pm

on 08/30/06 at 20:14:43, LeLimey wrote:
Matt we'll be calling you spam man by the end of the week and you'll be pleased to know you can get canned faggots and spotted dick too - I know you'd hate to miss out on THOSE
;;D


I'd be careful about canned faggots and spotted dick-might need a peniscillin jab after eating those things.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by georgej on Aug 31st, 2006, 12:29am
So Matt,

When you're at home do you pull on the cat's tail just to see what will happen?

Just askin'

Best,

George
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 31st, 2006, 7:24am
now why would i be mean to an animal ? I love animals.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 31st, 2006, 7:38am
I would just like to warn you all here and now that unless you start a HEFTY ransom fund I WILL be sending him back to you.

Unharmed. (well sort of unharmed..)

Start saving.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 31st, 2006, 7:41am

on 08/30/06 at 18:17:02, JeffB wrote:
Grow a pair would ya Zwibby! [smiley=laugh.gif]

                                                                                                                                                                                       OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH--No you didn't !  
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 31st, 2006, 8:00am
now now Helen, you need to play fair........ you know people will pay good money not to see me post.......
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by Paul98 on Aug 31st, 2006, 9:08am

on 08/30/06 at 20:14:43, LeLimey wrote:
Matt we'll be calling you spam man by the end of the week and you'll be pleased to know you can get canned faggots and spotted dick too - I know you'd hate to miss out on THOSE


Paul, You ARE coming to Richmond next year aren't you?! I have a size three with your name on it  ;;D


And you English wonder why us Americians wanted to start our own country. [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by sandie99 on Aug 31st, 2006, 10:04am
Helen, it's great to see you're back! ;)

Sanna
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by Charlie on Aug 31st, 2006, 4:40pm

Quote:
Matt we'll be calling you spam man by the end of the week and you'll be pleased to know you can get canned faggots and spotted dick too - I know you'd hate to miss out on THOSE


English cuisine strikes again.

I agree Paul. All that tea too. (I don't even like iced tea)

It's probably why Sally and I broke up. Her mother was English and we were fed all kinds of airy Yorkshire pudding and other stuff that I really didn't want to know too much about.

Charlie I'm dead...... http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/standart/scare2.gif?SSImageQuality=Full
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by taraann on Aug 31st, 2006, 4:58pm

on 08/31/06 at 07:38:06, LeLimey wrote:
I would just like to warn you all here and now that unless you start a HEFTY ransom fund I WILL be sending him back to you.

Unharmed. (well sort of unharmed..)

Start saving.


Well YAH unharmed.  In fact he'll be fixed. [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:11pm
Damn girl, remind me to stay on your good side.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:19pm
Go on admit it Mattie.. you can't wait to see me again really can you?!  ;;D
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by alchemy on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:28pm
I think I'm afraid to go to Virginie this year
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:31pm
You better be MORE afraid not to Jimster!
I'm having that bloody hug you've been promising me since puss was a kitten if I have to thrash you to within an inch of your life to get it  ;;D










(and I can you know!)
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by alchemy on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:33pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:35pm
you know I do, only 19 more days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by Ghost on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:41pm
Guys havn't you learnd anything yet? CHenz are beloved  [smiley=spit.gif] CHenz are the ultimate in vengance  [smiley=headbanger.gif] They are the only wimminz in the world that can not only endure CH but us too!  [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=moon.gif]

Besides noone will get higher on my favorite CHenz list without a major earth changing event. ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;)

Oh and there is nothing PURE about it! 8)

:-* ;) ;;D

Mike
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:41pm
I know and even less till Carrie gets here, I'm getting quite excited about my own mini convention LOL


Oh and I still have your "embassy" in a bucket for if you piss me off!  :P
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:44pm
LOL is Carrie going to be there at the same time? Last I remember she was going to be in London.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by pattik on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:44pm

on 08/31/06 at 17:41:05, Ghost wrote:
They are the only wimminz in the world that can not only endure CH but us too!  


Now that's a good Goatie....a guy who truly appreciates us.
:-*
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:44pm
GOATIE YOU LITTE SHIT!

I'm gonna knock every tooth in your head out for owrrying me like this!
Welcome back honeybun, I've been worried about you and so has everyone else.
Now bend over and take your dues!
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:45pm
She and you cross by a couple of days Matt so you will get to see each other
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by Ghost on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:46pm
How did you know!

as my tag line says.

If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?  ;;D

Mike
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Aug 31st, 2006, 5:50pm
Hot Damn !t gets better and better.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by Jonny on Aug 31st, 2006, 6:08pm
Dont mind me, but this aint worth start a new thread for ;;D

http://media.putfile.com/Ned-Calls-the-FCC-From-The-Howard-Stern-Show-and-Bubba-The-Love-Sponge
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by alchemy on Aug 31st, 2006, 6:22pm
that language was pretty fuckin rude. What the fuck you doin? [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by georgej on Aug 31st, 2006, 11:38pm

on 08/30/06 at 20:14:43, LeLimey wrote:
you'll be pleased to know you can get canned faggots and spotted dick too - I know you'd hate to miss out on THOSE


Thought we needed a face to the name:

http://www.cockeyed.com/naughty/faggots-01.jpg

http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/magellanslog96/insanities/spotteddickpudding.jpg

Whatever this is, it is recognizably not something we see on the grocer's shelves in Idaho.  

It's all real.  Bon appetit, Matt.  
[smiley=nono.gif]

George

P.S.--Since I'll most likely be showing up in Virginia next year, perhaps I ought to steel myself now for the wrath to come.
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by LeLimey on Sep 1st, 2006, 7:06am
I would just like to say for the record that my home made faggots and spotted dick taste much better than that shop bought crap!
Title: Re: pure unadulterated evil
Post by maffumatt on Sep 1st, 2006, 8:04am
1 question, do you get the dicks from the faggots, and if so, do they mind?


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