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Title: And now for something completely different... Post by Tom K on Aug 28th, 2006, 9:48pm Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive By Associated Press Mon Aug 28, 7:13 AM BEIJING - A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday. No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said. The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua. "She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car." Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs. I just don't have anything to add...I'm actually at a loss for words... [smiley=huh.gif] |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by Mrs Deej on Aug 28th, 2006, 9:52pm WTF?! [smiley=huh.gif] Did she really think..no wait...WTF? Seriously... [smiley=ohjez.gif] |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by Kevin_M on Aug 28th, 2006, 9:58pm on 08/28/06 at 21:48:46, Tom K wrote:
You know dogs, he probably decided to chase the oncoming car, or was adjusting the rear view mirror. |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by Mrs Deej on Aug 28th, 2006, 10:01pm on 08/28/06 at 21:58:24, Kevin_M wrote:
Was it a female? [smiley=laugh.gif] ...oh c'mon, you women know we do this!! ;) |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by tanner on Aug 28th, 2006, 10:26pm Bet the dog had a cell phone and was braggin to all his buds back at the fireplug :D....Tim |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by Cathi04 on Aug 28th, 2006, 11:03pm Hmmm....I'm thinkin'............ We have FOUR cats, and not a one of em's smart enough to operate a car! ;;D Cathi |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by Kirk on Aug 28th, 2006, 11:37pm Don't go givin my Ringo any ideas Cathi. At his size I just as soon he keep sleeping in the back. In another 6 months he'll be big enough to drive. [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by georgej on Aug 28th, 2006, 11:38pm Wasn't there a sketch (or series of sketches) on SNL years ago about a cat who could drive a car? Toonsun, or something like that... Best, George |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by cootie on Aug 29th, 2006, 12:58am My favorite celebrity cat Toonces the driveing cat.......http://www.catass.com/toonces/index.html Maybe the dog wanted to see how many cats he could run down in one day Pam |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by imnotbub on Aug 29th, 2006, 8:02am I was going to say something about chinese drivers, but it would be politically incorrect. ::) Steve |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 29th, 2006, 8:09am From what I understand the dog did just fine....The crash happened when the dog gave the wheel back to the Woman driver. |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by Cathi04 on Aug 29th, 2006, 8:50am Mister Zwibby! I challenge YOU to a driving record duel! (it's men who suck at driving)... you guys always say.......OMG she is such a bad driver, look out, she's gonna move into our lane.......and then when "she"..passes..she's a HE! :o Bring it on, Zwibby! Tickets....Lifetime....1 Past 10 yrs.....0 Accidents..lifetime...0 Past.oh, nevermind BTW, I average about 46k miles... so dont try THAT one!!! Sooo??? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cathi, who is upping her odds daily! |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 29th, 2006, 12:50pm Tickets....Lifetime....1 Past 10 yrs.....0 Accidents..lifetime...0 Past.oh, nevermind BTW, I average about 46k miles... so dont try THAT one!!! Wow 46,000 miles a year --That's alot of trips to the Mall. ;;D |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by Sandy_C on Aug 29th, 2006, 12:59pm Ooooooh, Scott. Me thinks you be in trouble now - especially since you failed to post your driving record. Sic em Cathi! Sandy |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by seasonalboomer on Aug 29th, 2006, 1:11pm everyone knows that dogs have no thumbs, how was he going to turn the vehicle? my german shepherd knew exactly where we were going in my truck, he simply had no ability to grip the wheel. scott |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by brewcrew on Aug 29th, 2006, 2:15pm You can fix ignorant, but ya just can't fix stupid, can ya? |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by Donna_D. on Aug 29th, 2006, 3:51pm http://i7.tinypic.com/2606gwh.gif ;;D DD |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by Peppermint on Aug 29th, 2006, 5:18pm Dag Zwibby, you ain't right. Then again, when I see a jacked up driver I always say, bet that's a female. I'm never wrong. But *I* don't drive like that. ;;D ::) |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by BarbaraD on Aug 29th, 2006, 6:37pm Now ya went and did it. Homer is wagging his tail asking when he can "borrow" the truck.... ;;D Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: And now for something completely different... Post by Charlie on Aug 30th, 2006, 1:32am The dog told me that it was because he swerved to make sure he would be hitting a cat. Charlie |
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