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(Message started by: chewy on Aug 19^th, 2006, 10:57am)

Title: Terrorists and neckties.......
Post by chewy on Aug 19^th, 2006, 10:57am

The Necktie

A fleeing al-Qaida guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water,
he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.

The Arab asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only 5 shekels."

The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."

"OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about five kilometers, you will
find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse -"Your brother won't let me in without a tie".

Title: Re: Terrorists and neckties.......
Post by purpleydog on Aug 19^th, 2006, 11:16am

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Title: Re: Terrorists and neckties.......
Post by Jonny on Aug 19^th, 2006, 2:31pm

ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!!!

"Your brother"....LMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]