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(Message started by: zwibbs/Scott on Aug 19^th, 2006, 8:46am)

Title: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 19^th, 2006, 8:46am

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by Paul98 on Aug 19^th, 2006, 8:53am

You for got one:

I'm not drunk ossifer. Hic!

-P.

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by BarbaraD on Aug 19^th, 2006, 9:39am

Of course I can drive -- I'm too drunk to walk!! :)

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by Carl_D on Aug 20^th, 2006, 3:15am

You're not gonna check the trunk? COOL!

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by sandie99 on Aug 20^th, 2006, 3:45am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by georgej on Aug 20^th, 2006, 3:47am

on 08/20/06 at 03:15:33, Carl_D wrote:

You're not gonna check the trunk? COOL!

'Course, if all else fails, you can fall back on the classic.

Put your hands over your ears, and go:

"La, la, la, I can't hear you...."

Doesn't work, but it's a good try.

George

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 20^th, 2006, 11:27am

Try this one ten times real fast.

Cinnamony Sea Anemone

Better yet, ask KOP to say it :P

DD

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by The mad viking on Aug 20^th, 2006, 11:33am

Nothing is impossible,what seems impossible just takes a bit more time to solve ;;D ;;D ;;D

Svenn

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by Racer1_NC on Aug 20^th, 2006, 5:48pm

on 08/20/06 at 11:33:19, The mad viking wrote:

Nothing is impossible,what seems impossible just takes a bit more time to solve

Indeed.

B

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by LeLimey on Aug 20^th, 2006, 6:12pm

on 08/20/06 at 11:27:02, Donna_D. wrote:

Try this one ten times real fast.

Cinnamony Sea Anemone

Better yet, ask KOP to say it :P

DD

Donna, ask KOP to say two things for me.. he has a year to practise!

He rattles his bottles in Rollockses yard

and

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit ;;D

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by maffumatt on Aug 20^th, 2006, 6:32pm

I'm not as think as you drunk i am.

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by chewy on Aug 20^th, 2006, 8:08pm

Wanna no what I do for a livin occiifer ?

I take small a#ssholes and strrreetch them inta big ones !

(Oh Really. And what do you do with them then?)

I put em at the end of a brwidge wit a wadar gun.

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by ShadowLord on Aug 20^th, 2006, 8:12pm

Take me drunk, I'm home!

PFDAN.......................................... ShadowLrd

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by cootie on Aug 20^th, 2006, 11:06pm

It's all fun and games till the cops show up Pam ;;D

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by TomM on Aug 21^st, 2006, 1:02pm

on 08/20/06 at 18:12:13, LeLimey wrote:

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit ;;D

No shit? ;;D
TomM

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by brewcrew on Aug 21^st, 2006, 2:59pm

As the officer approaches the car, lunge for the glovebox. He'll appreciate the hustle.

Or, my favorite:

As the officer approaches the car, say, "Make it snappy, fatso. I'm in a hurry."

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 21^st, 2006, 4:36pm

Or simply ask the peace officer where the nearest "Dunkin Donuts" is.

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by Jonny on Aug 21^st, 2006, 5:10pm

I am not the wheelbarrow man, officer ;;D

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_60077.wmv

Title: Re: Things that are difficult/Impossible
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 21^st, 2006, 5:12pm

on 08/21/06 at 17:10:12, Jonny wrote:

I am not the wheelbarrow man, officer ;;D

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_60077.wmv

That's a riot----LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!