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(Message started by: tanner on Aug 18^th, 2006, 2:32pm)

Title: Apples and Wine
Post by tanner on Aug 18^th, 2006, 2:32pm

I have decided to post this here because I don't really consider this to be a "funny" as did the person that sent it to me..Tim

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good but easier to get.

The apples at the top of the tree think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait long enough for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top and pick the best.

Now Men...
Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it is up to a good woman to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

I climbed to the top and I can see that a great many of my men friends here did the same. I also see that there are a lot of tree top apples around here that just need to be patient, even if they have been picked once by some (more lucky than brave climber), be patient.

I love you all....Tim