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(Message started by: Melissa on Aug 14th, 2006, 4:59pm)

Title: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Melissa on Aug 14th, 2006, 4:59pm
for the new Toyota dealer in town.  Guess he wants to fly his cars with balloons. ;;D

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:01pm
That's Great !

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by JeffB on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:02pm
Way to go Mel. Was it due to the ad???

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Jimi on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:04pm
Congratulations! I am so proud of you little girl. :)

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Melissa on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:05pm
Thanks!  I only made $20, but at least I don't have to blow them up! [smiley=laugh.gif]


on 08/14/06 at 17:02:34, JeffB wrote:
Was it due to the ad???

Yup! ;;D

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:05pm
Thats funny, Mel...cause Eric the midget has agreed to fly with balloons....LOL ;;D

<Me singing> Fly me with balloons..... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:08pm

on 08/14/06 at 16:59:19, Melissa wrote:
for the new Toyota dealer in town.  Guess he wants to fly his cars with balloons. ;;D

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thank God it was Toyota----If it was Nissan They would want to " Fry Me With Baroons." ---I'm sure I'll get spanked for this, but I couldn't resist.

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Mattrf on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:10pm
Way to go Mel!

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by JeffB on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:14pm

on 08/14/06 at 17:08:56, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thank God it was Toyota----If it was Nissan They would want to " Fry Me With Baroons." ---I'm sure I'll get spanked for this, but I couldn't resist.

How can I get anything done around here, you guys friggin kill me!  

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Tom K on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:22pm
Awesome job, Mel!  I knew your bus would be taking off.... [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Charlie on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:27pm
Way cool. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/excited.gif


Quote:
                                                Thank God it was Toyota----If it was Nissan They would want to " Fry Me With Baroons." ---I'm sure I'll get spanked for this, but I couldn't resist.


It's still funny...

Charlie

Title: !Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by tanner on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:34pm

WOO HOO!!!!  We knew her when, We knew her when ;;D

Watch out Gates and you Waltons, here she comes just one

helium job at a time!

Note I did not say Blow ::)......Tim

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:40pm
Way to go Melly!  Congratulations!

Can we now say that your new business is officially "off the ground"?   ;;D

Sandy

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:43pm
Way to go Melly!


Hugs
Carol

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by JeffB on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:53pm
Hey Mel, just a thought.

I was thinking of businesses to market your talent and a few came to mind. I bet there are a lot of ideas from the folks here as well. But consider these
EDD job fairs
Caterers
Open houses
Apartment Properties (I see balloons all the time)
Grand Openings
Porn Theaters
Shit........... my mind just went blank.
When I market I just open up a phone book and start calling. Anyone in sales can attest that for every 100 No's you'll get at least 1 yes!

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:56pm
Sounds festive Mel, take portfolio pics!






Like this one, from deep inside Melly's brain.   ;)


http://www.netherworld.com/~mgabrys/balloon2/images/port3B.gif


Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 14th, 2006, 5:58pm
JeffB wrote-----------(I see balloons all the time)
Grand Openings
Porn Theaters
                                                                                                                                                                                      Are you drinking at work ??????? I read this and spit my drink all over my kitchen----You are a fu**ing riot !!!! You always make me laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by JeffB on Aug 14th, 2006, 6:19pm

on 08/14/06 at 17:58:45, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
JeffB wrote-----------(I see balloons all the time)
Grand Openings
Porn Theaters
                                                                                                                                                                                      Are you drinking at work ??????? I read this and spit my drink all over my kitchen----You are a fu**ing riot !!!! You always make me laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well my friend I can only reply with this.

I can neither deny nor confirm the presence of alcohol or nuclear weapons aboard this wessel...hic up. ;;D

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by cootie on Aug 14th, 2006, 8:20pm
Balloon power would sure save on gas......up up and away song playin in the background will help Pam

Cool yer gettin in some business.......that's great !!!! I like GOOD news too !!!  :)

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Melissa on Aug 14th, 2006, 9:25pm
ROTFLMAO!!  You guys are absolutely crazy! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Kevin, isn't that a nice pic of my brain?  Very pretty. :)  I can take pics if you want, but it'll be just of deflated balloons cause I was doing their business a favor by ordering what he was looking for.  Nevermind the $10 markup on each balloon plus delivery fee & tax... [smiley=curtain.gif]

Do you know that for one 5 foot cloudbuster they charge $15.10?  And that's through a cheap wholesale!

8)melly


Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Aug 15th, 2006, 9:33am

on 08/14/06 at 17:08:56, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Thank God it was Toyota----If it was Nissan They would want to " Fry Me With Baroons." ---I'm sure I'll get spanked for this, but I couldn't resist.

LOL  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Good job Mel!  I'm so proud of you!

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Jackie on Aug 15th, 2006, 9:44am
Good for you, Mel..... :D

Keep it going..... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Jackie

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by alchemy on Aug 15th, 2006, 10:13am
Good for you Mel!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me something though, what in the wild wild world of balloonamania is a five foot cloudbuster balloon? and if it takes a five footer to bust clouds what do you order to bust balls? ;;D  

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Melissa on Aug 15th, 2006, 10:23am
Thank you!! ;;D

Jim, I have no idea!  Buy a bunch of different sizes, test it out and get back to me. ;)




Ok, I am sooo confused here!  I still cannot figure out this whole tax thing.  I emailed the WI Dept. of Revenue to ask them a few questions about if I need to charge sales tax (which I'm pretty sure I do) and if I need a sellers permit (which I am confused on since I do not just buy stuff and resell it the way I got it... Ok, except for this ONE TIME).  I know I don't need a business licesnse, as it is not required in this state (I already called about that one).

I hate the IRS, I don't hate the people who work for them (you know who you are! ;)), I just think the whole damn system is confusing and frustrating and how so many more people would go into businesses for themselves if it were just more SIMPLE!

Fucking tax on this, but not on that, exempt?  No, well, maybe?  WTF? :P  *sigh*

waiting, waiting, waiting melly

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by sandie99 on Aug 15th, 2006, 10:24am
Mel,
that's fantastic! Congratulations! :)

Best wishes,
Sanna

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by alchemy on Aug 15th, 2006, 10:28am
Hey Mel, Whats the biggest balloon you can get ;)

on your tax issue talk to a good accountant, they can outline just what you ned to do

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Aug 15th, 2006, 10:30am
Whoooo hoooo Melly!!
When is your website gonna be ready to look at??
:)
Mast

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Melissa on Aug 15th, 2006, 10:47am
Jim- I just got off the phone with a very helpful man from the government who answers tax questions.  He was nice and told me that I need a seller's permit that will cost $20 and I'll be sent a Business Income tax form for filing purposes at the end of the year.  

The largest balloon I can get is 10 footer.  BUT I won't, cause there's no way I'd inflate the darn thing! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Mast, it's up already, a bit rough and green, but it's at http://www.balloondecorator.net

:)melly

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Aug 15th, 2006, 11:20am
saweet,
Your work in progress is looking good.

but shhhh, You spelled Refrigerator wrong :)

Mast

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Melissa on Aug 15th, 2006, 11:34am

on 08/15/06 at 11:20:40, Mastifflvr28 wrote:
saweet,
Your work in progress is looking good.

but shhhh, You spelled Refrigerator wrong :)

Mast

Ohforpetesake!  Fucking typo!!!  I was thinking of just writing "fridge" and then decided to type the whole word, so that's why my thoughts blended into one another. ::)

I hate updating the damn site because it takes FOREVER to upload!  I wish I could just do a single page but NOOOOOOOoooo, gotta do the whole damn thing! :P

BTW, have lots of fun on your trip! [smiley=laugh.gif]

love,
:)melly

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 15th, 2006, 12:35pm
Mel, I am almost positive that you will be required to charge and collect sales tax from your customers, and then remit the taxes collected to WI on a monthly (maybe quarterly) basis.  This means that you will have to apply for a sales tax certificate.  Then when you buy your materials, you give the wholesaler your tax number, and they do not charge YOU sales taxes, because you are reselling the material to the end user.

Again, I'm not positive, but I collect and remit sales taxes for about 25 states (not WI), and this is how it works with most of them.

Just my two cents.

Sandy

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Melissa on Aug 15th, 2006, 1:43pm

on 08/15/06 at 12:35:52, Sandy_C wrote:
Mel, I am almost positive that you will be required to charge and collect sales tax from your customers, and then remit the taxes collected to WI on a monthly (maybe quarterly) basis.  This means that you will have to apply for a sales tax certificate.  Then when you buy your materials, you give the wholesaler your tax number, and they do not charge YOU sales taxes, because you are reselling the material to the end user.

Again, I'm not positive, but I collect and remit sales taxes for about 25 states (not WI), and this is how it works with most of them.

Just my two cents.

Sandy

Sandy, I had written that I phoned the WI Gov. Dept. and found out that I do need a sellers permit.  That is what I'm trying to apply for online right now but keep getting those fucking gateway server timeouts!! >:(

BTW, what do you think would be easier?  To remit them monthly, quarterly or annually?  

Gee, this is so much fun! ::)

;)

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 15th, 2006, 2:08pm
That will be up to the state, Mel.  They will probably start you off monthly at least for a year, then, depending on the amount of sales you generate, they could switch you to quarterly or even annually.  The more you sell, the more often you have to report to the state.

Unfortunately, you do not get to pick how often you want to remit sales taxes to the state.  They tell you.

Sandy

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by Melissa on Aug 15th, 2006, 3:20pm
Oh, ok then, thanks!

:)mel

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by kissmyglass on Aug 15th, 2006, 5:39pm
Tell your tightwad husband to get you a high speed connection...TODAY.  :)

If he says no, get it yourself and make him pay.


Kev

Title: Re: Just got an order for four 5' cloudbusters...
Post by LadyLuv on Aug 16th, 2006, 5:35pm
[smiley=sayyes.gif] Mel [smiley=sayyes.gif]


Way 2 Go!!!



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